#addopted

Mordecai

My Teacher: You know what? i have said this before and will say it once now. When i see u i see an intellegent and royal family u lived in but you still act not like a child from that family

Me: Well actually i am addopted and that is offensive to me :/

My Teacher : oh ok but i am sorry but yet you were raised at that family weren't u?

Me: no is that because my real mom was a slut? :'(

My Teacher: uhmm :.////

Ok something weird just happened, so sitting on the couch watching that 70's show with the fam, you know, typical afternoon. Me with my laptop on the couch, my sister on the floor polishing roadsigns, mum with a glass of wine talking bout vespas... anyway so I'm on fb talking to my friends and so i show my mum a random pic of all the guys posing swag, my mum immediately points to the guy  like and says "he's cute",i tell her that he's the one I catch the bus with. She stares at me for like a minuet - she stared into my soul! - then says: "he's going to ask you out." 

I felt like saying 'oh thanks mum, now i can relax, all my troubles are over'. Naturally I told her she was mental then my sister says: "well you know when mum first saw tim (her boyfriend), she said the same thing *looks at me straight face, dead serious* she knows things"