Pick Pocketing (05/03/20)
Am I going to start every post with a pun? You bet your ass I am at least gonna try.
This one is about the pins bit of the name, and my forays into sewing, alteration, and dream of dreams maybe one day clothes making.
So, to start I need to say that my dad got me a lovely coat for Christmas. Black velvety stuff that dirt and water brushes right off, lined with a lovely fluffy woolly fake furry stuff. Can you tell I don't know my fabric names by heart yet?
I didn't wear it for two months, for all of January is was just sitting sadly in a bag waiting for me to move house to join it. And from then I was staring at it trying to figure out its fate. Thinking to myself “How do I make it wearable when it is not waterproof? It has no hood, and most terribly, it has no pockets.”
So I set myself a mission. Before winter was over I would resolve one of those problems. I would make pockets. Which in the middle of February, I finally did.
First, as with many things my brain does on a whim, I planned it. (A contradiction in terms, whims and planning? Just roll with it.) I looked at my other coats and jackets, and measured their pockets. I had already seen videos that suggested a teardrop shape for pocket patterns, but I thought they looked so tacky, and the stitching on the visible side of the coat would look awful. Or at least it would with my current level of skill.
I needed a rectangle. A shape I could relatively neatly sew into place, by just following straight(ish, I’m queer, help me out here, I can’t do ruler-lines) along a seam, sticking out, up, back in and done. With a bit of approximation and analysis later I came to the conclusion that I wanted them about 14cm by 17cm, with a 14cm opening for my hand. That was doable. I plucked up my courage and cut up some old jeggings whose thighs had seen better days (the woe of being thicc, no thigh gap, and no brand that I know of properly reinforces areas of.. friction) of the right size, attempting this magic known as the seam allowance. What I hadn’t accounted for, was the stretch. While cutting the jeans had been stretching, meaning the end result was not the size or shape I had intended - ugh - but I made do. I wasn’t going to cut more fabric and risk wasting more when this was close enough.
I wasn’t able to find the seamripper (though I know there’s one in the house) o used some tiny nail scissors to snip along the coat’s side seams at the height my hands would comfortably sit. I ironed and pinned the jeans segments into place, rearranging and checking a little bit for whether my hands lined up, or rather that the pinned pockets would line up with my hands. After committing to the location and position, I started sewing.
I began with where the pocket would attach to the opening, and about a quarter of the way through made the mistake I had tried so hard not to, by sewing both sides of the opening together. So unpicked a couple centimetres of stitching then went back to it again. I would say “repeat on the other side,” but I didn’t, not for a few hours anyway, because I did the pockets one after the other, rather than simultaneously.
With the opening seam tucked into place I redid my pinning and off I went around the edges of the pocket. Doing my best to make it neat on the outside of the coat, and in nice lines, even if not perfectly angled, parallel, or symmetrical, they were at least subtle.
And here is where the god awful bit of being a newbie hand sewer comes in.
I spent four hours backstitching to try to keep my lines nice and even while strong. I didn’t want to have two lines running next to each other, I couldn’t devote that long even for a nice professional coat. And it was just terrible. My back hated it, my desire to do something else hated it. But I kept going anyway. Because I was going to have pockets dammit.
So after a lengthy montage of my working on one then the other, the pockets were complete and I happily showed them off to the household.
They flowed smoothly with the silhouette of the coat, not even bulging too much when contents were inserted. I was pleased. And very grateful for the coat after marching along a half hour walk to and from the train station multiple days in a row for interviews. In the rain. Have I mentioned the rain yet? Or the cold? So yeah, the coat was and is very appreciated. And as it turned out, the waterproof issue resolved itself since the fabric, unless absolutely sodden, just brushes water off. The bigger problem is it doesn't let my sweat out!
That was then, and this is now. Now my biggest problem, is that the pockets are constantly dropping things. Their slightly-too-small size is largely to blame, but I have noticed that the seam along the bottom of the entry, which should be secured for 3cm, is coming loose. Again, probably because the pockets are slightly too small, and the stitching isn’t tight enough to hold it all in, and something had to give. So today my project is to reinforce the pocket entry point. In an ideal world there would be a zip, in a slightly less utopian but ultimately better world there would be a button, but as it is, just a slightly stronger, and maybe higher up closure in the entry point will have to do.
And if my phone escapes again, so help me!