Jul 19, 2020
YO BUBBYYYYYYYY!! YOU BURNIN SHIT???!! FUCKIN EPIC!!!! -💫
“Did your phone just...speak?”
“..Yea. It does that.”
[Maniacal cackling, followed by a screamed ‘HELL YEAH’ , following by an audible increase in Flames]
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YO BUBBYYYYYYYY!! YOU BURNIN SHIT???!! FUCKIN EPIC!!!! -💫
“Did your phone just...speak?”
“..Yea. It does that.”
[Maniacal cackling, followed by a screamed ‘HELL YEAH’ , following by an audible increase in Flames]
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Would you be down to follow him? Seems a lot more interesting than what you have going on normally. - V
“Okay, okay, I’m following- Oh. He’s stopped. Or, he’s been stopped by a hell of a lot security guards...”
“Come here often?”
[A Southern voice, coming from right next to Gordon.]
“Oh! Barney! Shouldn’t you be...helping stop the escaping subject right now?”
“Eh, seems like they’ve got it covered. Been a while since we’ve chatted, anyways.”
[Gordon sounds visibly flustered] “Ha...yea.”
BARNEY CALHOUN is available for asks
PERFECT BEING is available for asks if you yell loud enough
HEY BUBBY!! HOW MUCH FIRE POWER DO YOU HAVE? also how are you gordon? Today's not been too weird right?
[Another distant scream of “AS MUCH FIREPOWER AS I NEED, MOTHERFUCKER-”, followed by a definitive *thump*]
Oh, guess they finally got the horse tranqs out.
“...I’m sorry, Barney, buddy...did you say horse tranquilisers???”
Yyyyyep. Bit of a last resort, kinda unethical but hey. It works.
“...Great. I think that answers the second question pretty well: I’m having a fucking bonkers day! And I can’t wait for it to be over! Even though I still have to go home! And work the night shift at IHOP!”
...You work at IHOP?
“Black Mesa doesn’t pay me...”
Ah. That’s rough, buddy.
Wait who's this Gordon would you mind introducing us? -🔮
O-Oh... Well, this is-
“No need, Gordon! The name’s Barney Calhoun, pleasure to meetcha! Me and ol Gordie here have been buds since college! It’s just a happy coincidence we both work at the same lab now!”
...Yeah! What he said..!
Horse tranqs seem like a little overkill... I'd go get those videogames, Gordon. I don't know much about security breach but I don't want to know what would happen if you forgot to get the games
“...Yea. He seems chill, but he’d probably fuckin. Eat one of my limbs or something. And I need two arms to play Kane and Lynch 2.”
That game sucks.
“Shut up Barney. I’ll see you later!”
Bye Gordon!
[And off he goes...]
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