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What I think is funny is, Owen introduces Sparrow as Just A Regular Guy
So, Just A Regular Guy, with a Penchant For Mischief and a Love For Discovery, crash lands in Color-fucking-rado, makes a tent, and immediately begins straight-up murdering people (pirates). He just starts whaling on them, dude. He videos it. Heâd be fucking wrecked in court bro. No getting out of that one
TLDR: Colorado either makes you homicidal or Sparrow has been WAITING for this moment
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I hope Sparrow becomes a spider.
Not for any strongly founded reason, I just think itâd be fun for him. And by him I mean me, watching him. The fun gimmicks and the realizations he could come to, the way Sparrow always narrows in on his goals, chasing them down until he can catch them, snaring them in his web. I feel like itâd be neat, realizing he has webs andâI would really loveâvenom.
Becoming something further from human than he expected. Becoming something that he has been unconsciously dehumanizing all this time. I wonder how it would impact his mental health.
I could write a fic about it. Sparrow mentioned to Scott that he was pretty good at climbing, too. Just imagine that lad in an absolute nest of web and youâll understand me, chilling there, making a little cocoon for himself when sading, getting distressed when his web gets caught in his machinery
Owen just said Cabinet Man is Copper Golem Sparrow-core and described a brainimatic he has for that song
JUSTâ those layered diagrams with Sparrowâs copper golem body. I can imagine it already, Iâm literally not okay about Sparrow
I see two options:
1. Sparrowâs machine Works, and he gets a new origin (feeling pretty shitty)
2. Sparrowâs machine Doesnât Work, Sparrow dies, and then he comes back as a new origin anyways (also feeling pretty shitty, but with a bruised ego this time)
Either way, Iâm gonna have a hell of a time rotating this fella around in my skull
HI HI HI HI
I was excited about New Life SMP and bothered my friends about it. Take my live commentary of Owenâs first episode!
(Quite long so itâs under the cut)
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C!Ayngel really looked this man in the eyes and went, âyeah, this guyâs looking pretty mentally stable rnâ
SPARROWWWWW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D:
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HE'S IN SO MUCH PAIN YOU CAN HEAR IT IN THE LITTLE SCREAM AT THE END OF THE EPISODE
HE ENCOUNTERED SAUSAGE AND WAS TRAUMATIZED AND DECIDED HE NEEDED POWERS TO BE SAFE FROM THE OTHER HYBRIDS
AND HE WAS WILLING TO DO ANYTHING
"Thank you for watching my video logs, and... yeah. On to the next adventure." KILLED ME
SCREAM?????? I DONâT THINK I HEARD A SCREAM, BUT IF HE DECIDED TO (like for his death in Outsiders SMP) I THINK IâD DIE
He named the chapter where he made the machine and got in it âMaking a Whiskâ BRO. DUDE. HOMEBOY. WHY ARE YOU CALLING IT A WHISK
Owen likes watching us suffer, I swear. Sadist. He loves it.
Sparrow has always wanted powers. Fella studied bones and appeared mostly chill with crashing into an island. Whatever this machine brings him, he knows death is a possibility, and he knows pain is a certainty.
Honestly, though sad, I kind of feel a sense of pride in him.
âOn to the next adventure.â Heâs made peace w/ that too. Heâs not under the impression that this wonât be a shitty experience. Iâm glad, because if he was, if he thought this wouldnât hurt, I donât know if Iâd recover
I genuinely think Iâve been experiencing the stages of grief over the Outsiders SMP. Like. Iâve been reading through the profile of someone whoâs had a family member die recently and. Uh. Guys. I thought about it.
And I realized I fit the bill. Iâve been in legitimate mourning over the Outsiders SMP characters
Guys I think Iâve finally hit some semblance of acceptance
This is so fucking funny, oh my god
