If there was another version of you and they were willing would you take the opportunity to literally fuck yourself?
*extremely long and drawn out sigh*  "I'm a butler that runs a household, I don't take the opportunity to have sex with anyone.  I'm far too busy."
"You're jokin' right? Â Please, tell me you are. Â Stay out of my business. Â But no, no I wouldn't."
*intense glowering coupled with several odd subvocal noises of disapproval* Â "Kindly fuck off."
[[ Â You're asking everyone this aren't you? Â For various reasons, they wouldn't. Â Just... trust me on that. Â ]]










