This is great! What a great game!

Rodeo wants free candy! That’s all he wants! Who can blame him? Candy tastes good!

Here you go. This is it. This is what you’re here for. I guess. I don’t know. I have no idea why most people are here, really.

Rodeo enjoying the noble carriage. He barely fits in there, but he managed to cram not only himself and that little cupcake, but also a cache of hidden candies, treats, and/or sweets. Also, he wants to become a candy wizard, apparently! Don’t give up on the dream, Rodeo! If you can figure out candy magic, you could scale it up and solve world hunger and decrease the amount of land used for farming. You’d save the world!!

Some of the animals wishing me a happy new year. Did I skip the Countdown messages? Yeah, some of ‘em, at least. You can go back a year if you really want to see them. They’re the same! And these are the same as last year, too! This is just kind of silly, and I apologize for wasting everybody’s time.

To anyone who wants a third option, THERE IS NO THIRD OPTION.

Rodeo enjoying the ancient temple. I don’t know exactly how many columns this thing has, either, but it looks like below 20. Rodeo just can’t count that high without falling asleep, though! Guess I can’t judge. I’ve done similar things in my own extremely checkered past.

Rodeo wanted a favor from me, so this is what he came up with to approach the subject. I found it pretty amusing, because the lie is just so obviously transparent. Nobody has ever called anything “favor weather.” Just imagine it. Young Rodeo, out on the farm with his dad, as his dad sniffs the air and says “Ah, this right here sure is good favor weather, eh, son?”