#acotar notes

FUCK. YOU. SJM.

Weirdo alerttttt

These are not the droids you’re looking for

🎶 You’re hot then you’re cold You’re yes then you’re no You’re in then you’re out You’re up then you’re down 🎶

NO MEANS NO BITCH

gurl you need tHErApY

Wolffish grin, feline grin... what’s next?

YEAH YOU LITTLE FUCK TURD

fUCKING HELL CAN’T SHE GET A FUCKING BREAK

Solution for everything: sex.

I love how they don’t just call it a period lol. Like, gotta make it fancy haha

AWWWW WHY DO THEY HAVE TO FUCKING DO THIS TO MY HEART. I’M GONNA BE AN ABSOLUTE WRECK BY THE END OF THE BOOK IF SJM KEEPS THIS UP.

IT’S TOO FUCKIN LATE YOU INCELS

HOLY SHIT FIONN I SWEAR TO GOD YOU GOTTA STOP SPOILING THINGS SAYING THAT YOU’RE ONLY SAYING IT TO MISLEAD ME. HONESTLY YOUR WORSE THAN SKYE. AT LEAST HER SPOILERS ARE UNINTENTIONAL.

So, Feyre’s like, the avatar of faeries.

DON’T JINX IT YA FUCKER

NO STOP RED ALERT MAYDAY DON’T DO THIS NOW NOT NOW FEYRE PLEASE STOP

Oh Jesus. *can hear Mr. King claiming “jesus doesn’t have anything to do with this!” while we complain about math*

FEYRE UGH SLEEP WITH THE GUY CAUSE YOU FREAKING LOVE HIM NOT FOR “fun and distraction” YOU STOOPID IDJET GURL

I just released a shit ton of tension from my shoulders that I hadn’t even realized I was carrying

Just looked up and realized there’s light coming through my window - fuck. #unintentionalallnighters

FEYRE FEY RE

BID THEYR IN SANG SICE THI (I honestly have no idea what I was trying to say here lmao)

“I love you” “I know”

This is a page turn I’m on a page turn I’m gonna turn the page She it will be revealed That in doing so, In remaking the cauldron, Using HIS power, It will kill him. She’s gonna do it and then turn around to celebrate but he’ll be dead. Like the new Star Wars They kiss And he looks fine But then boom - Dead.