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92 Truths About Me

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 Truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. Thank you for tagging me: @aclearpagestarts

P.S: Apparently I don't know how to tag people... LOL..

WHAT WAS YOUR:

Last beverage = Root beer float

Last phone call = corn while she was lost amongst the shelves of a bookstore

Last text message = colleague

Last song you listened to = laughter lines by bastille

Last time you cried = uhhh..dont remember

HAVE YOU EVER:

Dated someone twice = yeah. it doesnt get better 

Been cheated on = unfortunately yes

Kissed someone and regretted it = no

Lost someone special = yes

Been depressed = yes

Been drunk and threw up = no

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

black, red



IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU:

Made a new friend = yep

Fallen out of love = no

Laughed until you cried= yep

Met someone who changed you = nah

Found out who your true friends are = totes

Found out someone was talking about you = yes. they are closer than you think

Kissed anyone on your FB friend’s list = not on my new fb

GENERAL :

How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life = all of them

Do you want to change your name = nooo

Do you have any pets = a cat

What did you do for your last birthday = corn celebration. rock band!

What were you doing at midnight last night = was dead to the world

Name something you CANNOT wait for = the day I publish my novel

Last time you saw your Mother = last night

What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = I think it's just the way its meant to be

What are you listening to right now = bastille

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? = nope

What’s getting on your nerves right now = the heat in this country

Nicknames = erm..i used to be called mushroom when i was a kid

Zodiac sign = libra

Favorite TV show = Orphan Black, Buffy, Parks & Rec

Elementary = regular school

High School = still a regular school

University = somewhere in Australia

Hair color & eye color = Black and dark brown.

Long or short = short 

Height = 164cm

Do you have a crush on someone? = EBro!!

What do you like about yourself? = my ability to write smut with a straight face

Tattoos = none. yet.

Righty or lefty = righty

Had any surgeries = nope

First piercing = earlobes

First sport you joined = swimming. 

First vacation = Japan

First pair of trainers =  wut? 

RIGHT NOW:

Eating = not eating

Drinking = honeydew soy milk

I’m about to = focus on this movie i'm supposed to be watching

Listening to = the audio of this movie

Waiting for = gee i dunno

Want kids? = no thanks

Get Married? = if it happens, it happens

Career? = writer

WHICH IS BETTER:

Lips or eyes = lips

Hugs or kisses = both

Shorter or taller = shorter. but i shouldnt be picky

Older or Younger = not that picky. though i'm literally like a kid...

Romantic or spontaneous = romantic

Nice stomach or nice arms = arms

Sensitive or loud = sensitive

Hook-up or relationship = relationship

Trouble maker or hesitant = both

HAVE YOU EVER:

Kissed a stranger = no

Drank hard liquor = yes

Lost glasses/contacts = no

Sex on first date = no

Broke someone’s heart = yes

Had your own heart broken = yes

Been arrested = no

Turned someone down = yes

Cried when someone died = yes

Fallen for a friend = yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

Yourself = working on it

Miracles = yup. totes

Love at first sight = definitely. call me naive

Santa Claus = no..... i found leftover stocking candy fillers in the fridge when i was a kid and that was the end of santa claus for me

Kiss on the first date = sure why not

Angels = wouldnt be surprise if they do exist

Ugh. that was hard. 

Random tagging time~