❝      you   know ,   it really   piss   me   off   people   with   damn   smiles   like   that .   what's   so   funny ,   mph ?      ❞

[ Xanxus wasn’t what he would consider a romantic person. It wasn’t as    though he went out of his way to surprise or to woo someone--

  It was just logical.

  Byakuran liked flowers. He knew this.          He also knew Don Gesso’s personal schedule, intimately,          and knew when he would be out, when the best time would          be to have his foyer filled with roses, with calla lillies, with           Juliet roses, with orchids; when best to have a team sweep          his mansion from top to bottom and have arrangements placed          on every surface that Byakuran could possibly pass.

Byakuran loved sweets. Everyone knew this.           With the flowers were edible arrangements: hand-crafted          marshmallow roses, chrysanthemums, peonies, dusted with          colored powdered sugars, painted with delicate and intricate          designs, dipped in edible glitter and gold foil.

Most, however, didn’t know that the Don enjoyed being flaunted.           He did, however--on the first bouquet upon immediate entry           was a small, hand-written note, reading simply: 7:00 pm - X

When was the last time they had sex?

when was mirai born. Okay, so like, you know the way Penguins mate for life? Asuma was her penguin. All thoughts of sex or even the notion of being with someone else as she was with him makes her feel physically sick, because she felt that for the longest time that they were going to retire and grow old and maybe have another kid. The thought of anyone else touching her almost makes her sick. While she misses physical contact, even considering it is enough to make her feel guilty.

Do they masturbate often?

Maybe once or twice a month when the stress gets too much for her. Usually it happens long after Mirai’s gone to bed, or when she’s in the bathroom with the door firmly locked. It’s not even a matter fo sexual appetite but it’s the one way she has to blow off just a little bit of steam as adjusting to civilian life after being a shinobi for so long has her restless.

Did they ever had sex when people were around?