#ace gallagher

Jake: What do you want from me?! Ace: (standing in the corner, purposefully eating a kit-kat bar the wrong way, smiling) Jake: PLEASE JUST STOP!

Ace: I miss you like water misses the desert. Jake: That’s so swe- Ace: I’ve adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.

Nicky: You’re the coolest person I know, and you don’t even have to try. Ace: *remembers the fourteen different outfits he tried before the date.* Ace: I try a little.

Ace: Ugh, that's the last time I go drinking with you... How's your hangover? Jake: Pfft, amateur. I've already started drinking again. Ace: It's 9am on a Monday. Jake: And what about it?

Ace: I’m CRYING. You made me CRY. Jake: Baby. Ace: Now is NOT the time for pet names. Jake: No I’m calling you a baby, I’m insulting you.

Ace: I can’t believe we’re stuck in the room together. Jake, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate

Riley: Smaller creatures are a lot more vicious because they have less space to contain their anger. Colby: Examples? Isaac: Wasps Terry: Chihuahuas Ace: Jake. Jake: I’ll break your kneecaps, Ace Ace: Case in point.

Jake: I only feel one emotion and it's anger. Ace: Last night you got drunk and texted me a thousand heart emojis. Jake: Out of anger!!