Ace ineffable husbands
Good Omens Š Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett / art Š Murderous-Coffeebean
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Ace ineffable husbands
Good Omens Š Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett / art Š Murderous-Coffeebean

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On Our Side
Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley
Summary: Aziraphale wants to make love, and heâs not sure how Crowley will react.Â
W/c: 1.1k
âCrowley, I have a proposition.â
âAlright, what is it?â Crowley answered, setting his coffee down on the side table, sitting up taller in his chair.
Aziraphale sat in the chair next to him, silent.
âWhatâs wrong?â Crowley asked, worry growing in his eyes.
âNothing, nothing is wrong,â he said. âIâm just not quite sure how to say it.â
Crowley sat back in his chair. âWell, I think youâre forgetting that I know you well. After all, weâve only known each other for a few thousand years,â Crowley smirked.
âYour point?â
âMy point is,â Crowley said, leaning closer, âI know those eyes. Those are the eyes you use when you want to ask for something you want, and you feel guilty because you donât want to be an inconvenience.â
Aziraphale laughed shyly. âI donât know about that, Crowley.â
Crowley raised an eyebrow, almost mockingly. âCome on, angel,â and in a softer voice, he asked, âWhat are you thinking?â
âI want to make⌠love.â
Crowleyâs eyes widened involuntarily. âO-oh.â
âNot sex, no, of course not. You know me, you just said it. Of course, I donât want to have sex. What I want is⌠to be with you, intimately.â
Crowleyâs expression immediately melted with the understanding of Aziraphaleâs words. âOh,â he smiled, blushing slightly. âI⌠Iâd like that.â
Aziraphaleâs eyes lit up. âYou would?â
Crowley nodded eagerly. âI really would,â he whispered.
Aziraphale leaned closer to him and gently took his hand. Crowley could feel Aziraphaleâs heart found in through them.
âWhat⌠would you like to do?â Crowley whispered, looking down at their hands.
âIâŚâ Aziraphale whispered with uncertainty, not quite sure how to start. He saw the kind expression on Crowleyâs face and immediately knew that he could say anything, even if he was nervous, even if he was embarrassed. âI want to⌠be naked with you.â
Crowley blushed deeply as he smiled. His eyes were sparkling, and it swept all of Aziraphaleâs anxiety away in an instant.
âI want that too,â Crowley whispered shyly. Aziraphale had never seen him shy before, not like this.
âYou do?â Aziraphale whispered.
Crowley slowly rose from his chair and moved to sit on the arm of Aziraphaleâs, inching closer to Aziraphaleâs face. He cupped one side of Aziraphaleâs face, and Aziraphale placed his hand on top of Crowleyâs, giving it a soft squeeze.
âCrowley,â Aziraphale whispered, tucking Crowleyâs hair behind his ear. âOh, Crowley, youâre so beautiful.â
Crowley rested his forehead against Aziraphaleâs, and they breathed together, both cradling each otherâs face.
In a quick moment of certainty, Aziraphale leaned up and pressed a light kiss to Crowleyâs lips, silently asking him to come closer, to keep going.
One kiss became two, which became three, and then they lost themselves in each other. They stumbled to Aziraphaleâs bedroom, giggling as they backed into walls and corners on the way. Once they made it to the bedroom, Crowley fell back on the bed while Aziraphale fumbled for the light switch. Crowley reached up to Aziraphale and took his hands, pulling him into bed and kissing him deeply, wrapping his arms tightly around him.
They laid facing each other, side by side, and caressed each otherâs faces as they kissed. Their legs tangled together, and their chests were pressed flush against each other, hands wandering anywhere they wished.
âMy gorgeous angel,â Crowley whispered, brushing his nose against Aziraphaleâs.
They slowly took off each otherâs clothes, one piece at a time, gauging each otherâs comfort. Crowley kept asking Aziraphale if he was alright, and it made his heart melt a little bit each time. âIâm more than alright,â was his answer every time.
Once all their clothes were removed, they looked shyly each other and blushed for a long while. Aziraphale let his hands wander along Crowleyâs spine, and he pressed another kiss to his lips. âPlease, can you hold me? Just for a little while longer?â
Crowley moved as close to Aziraphale as he possible could, until seemingly every part of their bodies was touching, so much so that if they moved any closer, they would become one being.
They closed their eyes and rested their foreheads together once again. Crowley reveled in the gentle sound of Aziraphaleâs breathing. Even in such a passionate moment, he sounded so sweet and pure.
âAziraphale,â Crowley whispered.
âYes, my love?â
âCan I kiss you?â
âOf course,â he responded softly.
âI mean, the rest of you?â Crowley said quietly, his secret shyness shining through once again.
Aziraphale captured his lips in a deep kiss and smiled as soon as their lips parted. âOf course,â he said again
Crawley placed his hand delicately on a Aziraphaleâs chest, resting just above his heart. He could feel the rapid pounding of Aziraphaleâs heart through his fingertips.
âIt would be my pleasure,â Crowley hummed.
Crowleyâs hands tenderly caressed every inch of Aziraphaleâs body, memorizing every curve and freckle. He whispered âYouâre stunningâ over and over again as he placed gentle kisses across Aziraphaleâs skin. He adored the feeling of Aziraphale pressed so close to him. Heâd never experienced anything quite like it, and he couldnât imagine anything more beautiful than this moment.
Eventually, Aziraphale sat up and pulled Crowley to sit on his lap, his legs straddling his hips. âMy dear Crawley,â Aziraphale whispered, placing tender kisses on Crowleyâs cheekbones and jaw. âWhat did I ever do to deserve you?â Aziraphale had always been an honest man, yet Crowley had never seen such sincerity in his eyes. The look made Crowley melt on the spot.
âI love you,â Crowley whispered, pressing his nose to Aziraphaleâs cheek. âI love you so much.â
âCrowley,â Aziraphale whispered. âI love you. I love you more than you can possibly know.â
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A few hours later, Crowley and Aziraphale were still lying in bed together, both naked, Crowleyâs arm draped under Aziraphaleâs neck.
âThis is so nice,â Aziraphale mumbled with a soft smile, looking up at Crowley.
âIt is. It really is,â Crowley answered, reaching over to run his fingers though Aziraphaleâs hair. He suddenly giggled, âYou have no idea how long Iâve been hoping for this.â
âOh, as have I,â Aziraphale said. âWho knew it would be so beautiful.â
âI never imagined that I would enjoy this so much,â Crowley thought aloud. âAt least, not before we became close.â
âNor I,â Aziraphale said. âGranted, what we did wasnât sex.â
âNo, it wasnât,â Crowley snorted. Then, he leaned over and pressed a sweet kiss to Aziraphaleâs forehead, brushing his hair to the side afterwards. âIt was better. Much better.â
âI wholeheartedly agree.â
Aziraphale snuggled into Crowleyâs chest, resting his ear just above his heart.
Crowley carded his fingers through Aziraphaleâs hair and sighed, âI love you, angel.â
âAnd I love you,â Aziraphale hummed, pressing a gentle kiss to the center of Crowleyâs chest in return.
Ace!Ineffable Husbands headcanons no one asked for yet here they are
Crowley has this sweet habit of kissing Aziraphaleâs whole body at once. He usually starts with his forehead or hands, and ends at his feet. He does that because he wants Aziraphale to know he loves him wholly.
Aziraphale can spend hours at Crowleyâs side while he sleeps. Heâd rather be reading than sleeping, but he simply loves watching Crowleyâs chest go up and down as he breathes.
Crowley sometimes wakes up in the middle of the night because he has nightmares with fire. Not only because of Hell or the incident with the Bentley, but mostly because he was surrounded by fire when he thought Aziraphale was dead. For this very reason, Aziraphale never leaves the bed before Crowley. Heâs always there to comfort his beloved demon and assure him everything is okay.
The houseplants still fear Crowley, but since theyâve met Aziraphale after the Apocalypse, they have hope the demonâs heart will eventually grow soft because they once saw them holding hands before leaving the apartment.
They are never embarrassed to gaze at each other for an endless amount of time.
Aziraphale once saw Anathena cuddling Newt and decided to try it on Crowley. He hissed unintentionally at first because his whole body shivered, but soon realized how good it was. Heâs always giving Aziraphale hints that he wants to be cuddled.
They switch big and small spoon.
Aziraphale is always trying to keep the bookshop warm so Crowley can stay warm as well. Heâs a snake, after all. When everything else fails, Aziraphale offers his own body to warm Crowley, using soft hugs and soft blankets.
Aziraphale and Crowley decided to try cooking together. Theyâre very bad at it, but they love the process and the intimacy. The food is usually ruined but they miracle it to become a feast.
Speaking of intimacy, they make out a lot, but only when they feel inspired to show how desperately in love they are with each other. Â
However, theyâve only learned how to do it because they were tired of watching boring kisses on movies and decided to try themselves.
The dearest image Crowley holds of Aziraphale is when heâs sleeping on their bed, shirtless, with his back on Crowley and his wings unfolded. Crowley doesnât know why, but he loves the shape of Aziraphaleâs back and waist.
Meanwhile, Aziraphaleâs favorite part of Crowleyâs body is his hands. Mostly because he loves the touch of Crowleyâs soft fingers over his face.
To all who stan the idea of ace!Zira and ace!Crowley, I raise to you:
As Neil Gaiman says himself:
your headcanons are vv valid.
Pleasures of the Flesh
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Rating: Mature/Explict
Good Omens TV series, Aziraphale/Crowley, asexual/ace-spec Aziraphale and Crowley, fluff, smut, first time
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âIâd like to try sex,â said Aziraphale suddenly during a quiet, golden afternoon in the flat above the bookshop, causing Crowley to immediately inhale a considerable amount of the wine heâd been drinking. Aziraphale perched on the back of the sofa and waited politely while he finished choking for a reply.

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has anyone thought about the possibilities of ace!Crowley?
like... Ariraphale is the one who likes human pleasures of the flesh.
Crowley likes human ideas (when not too gruesome).
You know
I know that not everyone has the same head canons when it comes to shows but I gotta say that Good Omens literally become a so called shinning star in the dark for me.
For me I see Azriaphale and Crowley as Ace and them just living together and their life over 6000 years just makes me jealous, but at the same time it gives me hope that I too could be in happy relationship. And I just want to say that while didnât hit the all the marks for diversity it gave hope that with positive representation of the LGBTQIA+ community that things could get better for all groups
I donât know i just wanted to say that and get it off my chest when I myself have been struggling for years after a horrible relationship with my own asexuality and this show has just made me happy, but yeah idk
We Are Ineffable
Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley
W/c: 1k
It was February 3rd, 1793 in Paris, when Crowley realized that he was in love with Aziraphale.
The two of them were in Aziraphaleâs bookshop at the time. Aziraphale was sitting, straight and proper, on his chair while reading The Tempest, and Crowley was sitting on the other side of the room, watching him through his dark shades.
The sun had already set, and there was a wild snowstorm outside, completely obscuring their view out the window.
The possibility occurred to him as he stared at Aziraphale, the dim light of the oil lamps illuminating his soft features.
Is it feasible that, after all of this time, I have actually grown fond of Aziraphale? We were adversaries in the beginning, but times have changed. We may be on different sides of this war, but that does not mean that we have to despise each other... right?
But heâs an angel, and Iâm a demon. How would a relationship like that even work? Would he ever actually love someone like me? Is he even capable of loving a demon?
Then again, I never thought that a demon would be capable of love⌠especially loving an angelâŚ
âYouâre thinking loudly again,â Aziraphale interrupted his thoughts as he turned the page of his book.
Crowley cleared his throat as he uncrossed his legs and set his wine glass on the table next to the sofa. âNo, Iâm not,â he mumbled quickly.
Giving him the side eye, Aziraphale responded, âYou are.â
Crowley stared at him, silently telling him that he was wrong and that he should get back to his book. However, since Aziraphale was⌠Aziraphale, that didnât happen.
âWell, if you are going to be like that, Iâm going to have to take this,â he picked up the wine glass from the side table, âAnd replace it with a nice pot of tea.â He walked away, wine glass in hand.
A few minutes later, he returned with a tray in his hands, carrying a tea pot and two mugs. He set it down and poured Crowley a cup, exactly how he liked it.
Crowley took the cup from him, his lips pressed into a thin line as he stared down at it.
âCrowley,â Aziraphale said. âIâm not going to make you say anything. Weâve been together here long enough for you to know that.â He tilted his head to the side, studying Crowleyâs expression. âSomethingâs bothering you.â
âThatâs where youâre wrong,â Crowley said, gesturing his cup towards Aziraphale. âIâm not bothered by it. Itâs just odd.â
âOdd?â
âUnexpected,â Crowley clarified.
âHow so?â Aziraphale asked, taking a sip of his tea.
âDo you think that weâre friends?â
Aziraphale raised an eyebrow thoughtfully. âYes,â he said simply. âYes, I suppose we are.â
âYou donât think thatâs⌠odd?â
âWell, itâs definitely odd,â Aziraphale responded with an amused smile. âBut that doesnât mean that it isnât possible.â
After taking a big gulp of his tea, Crowley asked, âAnd love?â
âFriends can love each other. Indeed, they can.â
âAnd if itâs not platonic love?â
A soft, kind smile grew on Aziraphaleâs face. âCrowley, I love you. Of course, I love youâ
âI donât mean like a friend or a brother,â Crowley added hesitantly.
âNeither do I.â
Crowley didnât answer. There was something else that he wasnât sure how to say. Something that could potentially go much worse.
âYouâre still thinking,â Aziraphale noted.
âIf I were to say that... that I didnât want to... have sex... what-â Crowley cut himself off, pursing his lips together as he looked at the ground. He was suddenly extremely grateful that he hadnât taken off his sunglasses. They had never been more useful. He didnât want to feel Aziraphale looking into his eyes right now.
However, interrupting his thoughts, was Aziraphaleâs quiet voice saying, âOh, thank the Lord.â
Crowley glanced up and raised an eyebrow. âWhat?â he mumbled.
âCrowley,â he breathed, looking at him earnestly. âYou have no idea how relieved I am.â Crowley raised an eyebrow, to which Aziraphale responded, âIâm asexual. I love you, Crowley, I really do, but I donât want to have sex with you.â
Crowley suddenly sat up straight. âYou... Iâm asexual.â
âReally?â
âReally. I... I didnât know that you were-â
âCrowley, did you really think that Iâd be interested in all of that?
The realization hit Crowley like a truck. Oh. Oh. He couldnât hold back his laughter. âFor fucks sake,â he said through fits of laughter, putting his face in his hands.
âDonât say that,â Aziraphale said sternly.
âFucking hell Aziraphale!â He laughed wholeheartedly, beaming up at Aziraphale with wide eyes.
âDonât,â he said even more sternly, eyebrows raised, although there was a hint of a smile on his lips.
âWhy didnât you say something sooner?â
âWell, why would I say anything!? You never gave me any reason to think that you would ever... why would we... weâre supposed to be enemies!â
âWell, weâre definitely a long way past that now,â Crowley laughed, a sly smirk growing on his face.
âSo, we are both asexual,â Aziraphale pondered aloud.
âYes, it seems that we are,â Crowley remarked. âSo⌠what are we supposed to do now?â
âI have absolutely no idea,â Aziraphale admitted. âI suppose we could⌠try this out, and see how it goes?â
Crowley took off his glasses and looked Aziraphale directly in the eyes. âI think⌠Iâd like that.â A smile grew on his face, and he said, âYeah. Yeah, Iâd really like that.â
Aziraphaleâs eyes sparkled as he replied. âAs would I.â After a few moments, he added, âWould you⌠maybe like to go get some coffee?â
Smiling softly, Crowley nodded and said, âIâll drive.â
Aziraphale stood up and walked over to where Crowley was sitting. After lingering there for a moment, he leaned down and gently brushed his thumb along Crawleyâs jaw. As Crowley smiled softly, Aziraphale pressed a kiss to his cheek and quickly fled from the room.
Once he was alone, Crowleyâs face flushed scarlet, and he smiled to himself as he touched the spot where Aziraphaleâs lips had just been. Little did he know that, just on the other side of the wall, Aziraphale was smiling as well, touching his own lips in the same way.