#accidentalprof

          “professor, i made stake tacos for dinner!” she made them an hour ago, and told him an hour ago, but he’s been lost in the lab. what’s he working on? buttercup flies down the stairs to the lab, trying not to be freaked out that two of the lights are flickering, and there’s a spider’s web in the corner. professor must be really busy to ignore that. he hates spiders as much as she does. christ. “professor! i’ll drag you upstairs if i have to.” 

“ —- why not?? just so you && the girls can send me to JAIL again?? is that really what i DESERVE?? ”

          back away professor it’s gonna get graphic

“For the last time, I’m not here to kidnap you.        I just need to. . .borrow something.”