Hey, pollen-food allergy syndrome buddies! I love kiwis and peaches and apples, but I also love not feeling like an angry hedgehog has been nesting in my mouth, so it is super fortunate that heat denatures the relevant protein really easily. (Hey, there's a question -- do you know how kiwis handle being heated/cooked? I've never tried it, and now I'm tempted to give it a shot.)

Hahaha oh no whoops I'm sorry to bother you! Wow, you even said exactly that like an hour before I sent my ask, how did I miss it? But also while I'm here I'm gonna take the opportunity to go HECK YEAH about the Pale King being awful and abusive -- I actually went farther than that, I wrote like a ten-page essay once about how the Pale King seems to be modeled after a parasitic predatory wasp and that I believe he actively brainwashed his citizens and literally ate his courtiers

acaranalogy replied to your post “how was the vp debate sounds like kaine kicked pence’s ass”

Hey, where the heck did we read that conspiracy theory thing that "You believe in the moon?" is the punchline for? I thought it was an XKCD but I can't find it there, and then I thought it was a post I'd seen on your blog but I can't find it there either.

You're right, Skylar! We should ask your opinion first. So, would you like us to speak to you in clear, simple sentences to help you learn how to use proper sentence structure? Yes? No?

Fun history fact: When Socrates, at what would prove to be the end of his life, was tried for impiety and corrupting the youth of Athens, 280 of the 500 jurors voted that he should be found guilty - and then 360 of the 500 jurors voted that he should be killed.

I've always thought that Endermen were very close to being the coolest and most interesting thing in Minecraft, and that it was a crying shame that they still weren't a fifth as spooky or cryptically interesting as they could be, and that they're close to the only thing in the game that moved at all in that direction.