#absolute roblox

Two figures, there was. Their names were Builderman and erik.cassel, a fictional version of the real person who does not represent reality. Being beyond our comprehension, fueled by the want to create, the expression of imagination, made Robloxia.

Builder first made the base, static, eternal and perfect, copying, pasting and editing a 2x2 brick he made, whom he called “The alpha brick”. Erik, this version that is a reinterpretation of the real Erik Cassel, saw potential for the base, thinking grandly. He then went beyond, and created life. A blocky humanoid figure whose name was One-by-one-by-one-by-one, a reference to the fact that it had more than three dimensions, them being x, y, z and script.

This being took their creator’s personality, but with a witty twist and an immature tone, as it had just been born. And it lived in a living area the founders made, with things a normal child would ever need, a trampoline, a swing, books, a house with the essential, and parental guidance from the creators.

Its existence was rooted into the matter of this world itself, but this world only wasn’t enough, as 1^4 was lonely, they were eager for a friend. Builder and this rereading of Erik Cassel and his impact in the roblox history weren’t enough, they were like its fathers, but their minds did not synchronize. Builder gave a go in creating a scripted being for 1x, and his first attempt was Warrior.

Made to be the perfect being, the greatest warrior, a blocky humanoid filled with wisdom and virtue, Warrior was made, but this overwhelming personality and being wasn’t stable, Builder asked too much out of it. It was aggressive, confused and a loner, which ultimately led one day to its vanishing, with Builderman nor Erik of this rewrite knowing where it ended up wandering into. After this absolute failed attempt, Builder tried to work with something he’d been more familiar with, thus creating Two-by-two from the alpha brick.

2x was a significant improvement from Warrior, taking from its creator personality, but with a sweeter undertone, also immature and child-like. He had the alpha brick as his core in its torso, also being a blocky humanoid. Builderman would take a special liking to it, his son, his making, his little guy that he’s so proud of.

1x and 2x would soon become greatest friends, doing everything together. Builder and this fictional version of Erik Cassel would often visit and take care of them, but most times it was just the two of them. This would continue for 3ish years.

In between these years, the frequency the creators would visit would start to plummet, with the Erik Cassel from this rewrite looking sicklish and worse every visit, until one day they simply stopped visiting completely. This period took 6 months, and when it ended, only Builder came back.

He was changed. He wasn’t the imaginative and silly man they knew, he was cold and tired, his eyes damped. No light shined from him like before, only an aggression they couldn’t quite put their finger on it. He was absolutely devastated, on the brink of depression. Nothing really mattered as much for him than this version of Erik Cassel, retreating permanently to Robloxia after this, to try and hold on to anything he had.

His installation to the place was rocky, Builder became slightly controlling and rude to 1x. Truly, this was because he could not stand seeing an almost perfect mirror of this fictional Erik Cassel, it haunted him, it made him sad, angry, desperate, remorseful, and he externalized that on 1x. They would discuss a lot, with 1x and 2x starting to get resentful of Builder.

some things may have bad topics but its so many things togheter that its hard to like tag everything correctly

aeacus is the first exploiter in the like modern way, in like the medieval time, shes the third judge of the banlands, first beinf 1x and second being Admin.

builder

noli is a guy that made contract with Azure

roblox is a clone but robofiec by doombringer of builderman

1x is kind of an asshole

you can die and respawn, which is like waking up from coma, you can die, were youre just deleted, and the third secret option is you half die, like, you die, but your body gets fused with something else so its like trying to acess a null thing, and it fucks up, so you end ion limbo. if script is null but body not, you become a mindless beast, if body is null but script there, you kinda become a ghost. if both null, youre just fully dead. Limbo is very weird, its like a dream where you have none of your senses, so everything is blsck and stuff, but you can identify the things around you, and everyone kinda has to imagine themselves there, so everyone is kinda inverted in colour because its hard to imagine yourself, since you just died and everything is foggy, and because you cant fucking see. so if youre in limbo, you kinda look like spirit, because, like, dark, and trying to make out outlines, you see people like that too, but like, not see, you know

there are 4444 jeffs the killers out there, noob007 and shed made them to swordfight train, but shed forgot to close the gate and lock it, so they escaped, and now theyre roaming around. these jeffs are like the pursuer, humanoid animal

We got Admins who are fully human, the guys builder first created, 1x, warrior and 2x which are different from everyone else, the blocky ones, telamon and shed who are tecnically different from the admins but consider thm a subspecies, robloxians who are human but blocky and magical creatures that can be any shape. Admins and blocky ones dont have survival needs like sleep or hunger, but robloxians do.

Admin the guy fucked up big time and now there are no more moderatorssx,only admins

robloxians are agender, they just like to dress however they want and like yeah

guests are babies who have no previous genetics to define look or whatever, even voice, thats why theyre mute, no voices of parents to mix and match and create a new one

2x2 has like this body, but if he like unlocked his stuff pseudo charcka he wiuld become ominsient, since he is everything, but he cqan only acess his body rn i guess

the swords where made by telamon and shed to get ultimate powerfull swords. Theyre usually with telamon, but shed uses them too

itrapped becomes a cult leader, infamous one, because i think like the last 2 cults he made got dismantled, this is a nod to brickplanet

i have 4 options for death and respawning:

Just die never comes back like real life

just respawn like nothing happened

respawn like nothing happened but depending on your condition before death it takes longer for respawning, like, if you were well rested and not starving, and got hit by a car, you just respawn, but if youd been poisojned and then stabbed to death it take way longer

or you die and just respawn but it while you havent ccome back your body gets damaged you keep it, so like, if you got hit by a car, and die, and after that, someone stabbed you, never come back, but if you hit by a car, you come back.

Shed and Telamon eat turkey legs because its like full of protein and shit and they gotta always be on that warrior diet

Azure has had like 3 backstories, first where he was just wrath, ix of crimson and azure, and bro grew more powerfull than telamon and he got banished, the one cuirrelty in the telamon post, where bro tried to overtake telamon, and the new one which is a mix o both

Sonofsevenless is chill

i feel like 2x in conteporany times is like, the song big from parappa fits it

Scubasomething is literally jaerim ki, and i love her/them. Vriska and terezi togheter, b est of both worlds, i love asshole girl characters man, and i love Jaerim so much, when i discoreved she walked around in just a robe i immediatly became a jaerim stan

absolutly inspired by just a joey, elliot is actually a magically made being, bro was made when old robloxia, like, builderbrotehrs pizzaria is old as shit holy fuck, when that stuff was actually morally accepted.

Guest babies are a kind of complicated topic, because when you order a pill baby with or without someone togheter (polycules can have a child of all of them btw fun fact), there is a chance you get a guest pillbaby, which isnt a malfunction, its how its supposed to work, but people dont like them, so, they end up abandoning them. This is awful. When you ask for a child you should always love them no matter how they come to be. Fuck you people who infanticide they own child because they have down syndrome (or anything that makes them "undesirable"), you are awful, the worst of the worst, and you will rot forever, you have nothing in your soul and heart, only worms.

to hack is complicated, as you need to literally understand the matter around you, like, move eletrons, most cant do that, and the people who can do it like that are 2x2 (doesnt really do it), 1x, builderman, aeacus, and Admin to some extent. Most hackers out there derived from aeacus that made hacking more acessible, and then it got being passed down and stuff, like c00lgui and stuff. There are pretty mcuh two types of normal hackers, the ones that dont go deeper into stuff, like, just chaos, and the others who are a fucking menace, like, take control of your body menace, these guys, even tho cant do everything that aeacus or builderman can do, they still are just, scary. Getting hacked like that is a way to end up in limbo. More ethical hackers will just hijak your body, but some dont fucking care.

Builderman has a bad habit of possesing John doe to escape his responsabilities, and thats why teh hacker rujors surfaced. John doesnt remember this, but he kinda knows and is a little disturbed, but not really because he really doesnt have a formed opinion or sense of self

john doe prolly has a beard

Roblox does the bare minimum at his job because he hates it

Brighteyes is a secret ninja, and shes pretty cool, yknow those people that are cool and kinda got their shit together? shes her, she still got things to work out, but like, she has nuance and stuff. She wouldnt do your taxes if you asked

Dussekar is obcesssed with cars. He has a road on his realm just so that he can ride it. DoomBringer uses that to bicker with him, making cars, showing to Duss, and then gifting them to clockwork, who will use them to make crash courses

the 007n7 man had worked on doombringers big ass shit fuck place idk how to say it its like a factory corp woth science research and stuff

if someone help Builderman at gunpoint hed be unbothered, others would, like, youre being held at gunpoint, and even worse, why the fuck arent you doing something about it.

Fun roblox games like build (anything but) a boat and obby stuff is in clockworks realms. Only fun games that do not give you extensive prior lore, suck as blocktales, and games. Fighting games are in Noob007's realms, and life games are in mainland kinda conurbated, like, brookhaven is a city, adopt me is a ciry where has focus on adopting stuff, but theyre day to day life things. Gamess that have extensive lore are films, series, books, etc, like blocktales or phiting.

There are special cases, such as survive and kill the killers in area 51 being straight up canon but in different way, and others but thats up for me.

There are npc's, which are made by magic and arent sentient, they just do whats programmed, ed. shopkeeper, not someone, think of it as a robot. There are magical beings, which are in fact sentient and its fucked up sometimes. They can be natural amde or forced made. A natural one would be like a mermaid from Dussekar's realms, they just spawn and live their lives. Forced would be you made em like made em, example Elliot, second mascot of Builder's pizzaria, pizza slave. The ethics of making a being is, weird. Its fucked up in every level, but the robloxians dont really see it like that. In contemporanean times you can have only 1 magical made being if its for work, if its not, like, idk, there really isnt many situations where someone would make basically a slave if not for work, so idk. Every magical being is sentient, be it one that looks like a horse, or a robloxian.

MrDoomBringer really wants to get to the moon

I belive builder and this version of the real guy erik.cassel made the universe off a like an alredy made kit for this, they reused a bunch of things from other places, thats why its similar, as creating a universe from scratch is like creating a computer from scratch to create your game

Telamon's chicken business suit is real and the reason he isnt invited to oficial events anymore

Crimson likes to swordfight, cook, paint, and is a nerd. He has a lot of scars, but surplisingly the more lethal ones are from cooking, hes very heedless of the knife or oil when cooking. I think he'd bulk 5 whole turkeys and then go training lifting weights.

Azure tried to overtake Telamon because it was a failed atempt at a ultimatum of his attention.

Azure and Crimson either are like black, blackest people ever alive, with black features and stuff, awesome black hairstyles like locks or braids, OR, fantasy colours. Do NOT whitewash my boys. funny how yellow man made two black sons.

Azure likes gardening, fine arts, tattooing, poetry, pottery and throwing things at a target (usually his dagger). He knows how to magic.

Clockwork can be defines as "crafty". He has goldfish traces (his valk was made to protect his gills) like aero frutiger and navigating the web, made the internet, likes to do crazy creative stuff, or just normal creative stuff. Has his fashion line, and fun fact he tecnologically augmented himself for many stuff, which disturbs the other old admins, even doombringer. Likes to annoy doombringer, and made the teapot turret out of scraps that doom discarted. Thats when he decided to go into tecnology thingys, not just artistic ones.

elliot kinda has a secret brother called whipped cream, dead name david and i have no idea why im telling you this its not cool to tell people's dead names, he exists i think, he supposedly accidentaly got hit by a car and died.

telamon's eggs magically appear next to him when he wakes up, kakyoin jouta kujo type shit. and yes, all eggs of the easter stuff are his, even that weird ass builderman one, he made sure builder could see it

builderman sometimes is grey sometimes white man, always time mentally unstable

[image of Telamon]

“Abandon all hope, All ye who enter”

Telamon. Good ol’ Telamon. Created alongside Shedlestky when Warrior, created by Builderman to accompany 1x1x1x1, so unstable, lost its mind, and with it, its form, shattering into two new life forms. He englobes all the worst of Warrior, its chaos, solitude, thirst for intrigue, and its lack of sense for reality, for others. For Telamon, only truly he exists and is right, the others are tools, or less. He fixates on things, and he will get what he wants.

He’s the opposite of Shedlestky. While Shed is the day, Telamon is the night. His element is fire, also opposed to Shed’s water.

Has slight kin to shapeshifting, more so size due to his origin. With his special sword, Telamonster: The Chaos Edge, he can utilize this ability with more ease, becoming massive, like a kaiju, that’s why the sword is name like that.

He’s unpredictable. Beware.

Likes to do a little bit of trolling.

Undefined bird-like. Has bigass wings.

Speaks in third person to spite people.

Spies on everyone. That’s how he got hold of the Fire Ring spell.

Hosts SFOTH in his realm. It’s bloody and you’re gonna Perma Die in there. If you start winning too much Telamon’s gonna send his champion to finish you off, and if you just straight up piss him off (something extremely hard to do) he’s gonna grab his sword and obliterate you in a very painful swing of fire in front of everyone.

None of the admins really like him. Some despise.

If Telamon suddenly takes you for his “friend”, be wary, any step in the wrong direction and he’s gonna go full kidnap you’re mine possessive guy mode. He only sees you as cute, lovely, akin to a pet.

He lays eggs. Once a month. Sometimes they’re fertilized and will hatch into a new Telamon Child. The eggs are fertilized by themselves, like parthenogenesis, but different because Builderman just gave a fuck about biological generation of offsprings, so it’s just magic. After the Azure incident, he would give out all his eggs to Games (Sorcus Niece), so that she could just get rid of them. Some hatched, but they only were legitimized by him when he lost his admin privileges.

He lives in the biggest temple ever built for him, in a dark room full of pillows, kinda like a cat. No one can enter, only 1x could. Sometimes.

Has two sons. His firstborn, Azure, and his secondborn, Crimson. When they were first born, Telamon spoiled them with all his might, his perfect little princes. Even tho he would treat them like that, he wasn't really a present dad, leaving 1x to babysit it. One fatidic day, Telamon imprisoned him under a giant ice mountain, the Vidre Cova, and cut off his wings, since Azure was planning on dethroning him on his admin position. Crimson later became the Adversary, and Telamon never wanted to care for children again. Telamon resents Azure, but brushes it off as juvenile rebellion, still liking him and annoying him, even tho Azure doesn’t like him.

Hovering over the Banlands, Telamon once saw a figure alone in the desolate place, it was 1x. He saw potential, on 1^4 and on pissing Builderman off, so he freed 1^4 from the Banlands, and took them under his wings, as we say. 1x was more of an employee to Telamon than anything else, their main thing was being the Adversary, Telamon's champion on SFOTH. Telamon taught them how to sword fight, making it his pawn and perfect warrior. After Azure’s imprisonment, 1^4, who was obviously livid and tried to go against Telamon, got killed off (don’t worry bro they come back but that’s for the 1x post).

Telamon's realm is quite different from the others, as it doesn’t have a specific purpose, or at least nowadays it doesn’t. After Telamon got his realm, he terraformed it into a lifeless desert, making whatever was there before him a mystery. In it he hosts SFOTH, and there’s also the monster island there, where he takes care of and makes monsters fight, like Monster Rancher (awesome game). Azure is trapped inside a giant ice mountain on this monster island.

One of the only people he likes-likes, Telamon, got an eye on Sorcus after his grand prank, where he created 3 kingdoms to make them conflict with each other. Telamon saw that and found it funny, and decided he wanted to help, so he started patronaging him. He would then make him a new admin after the April fools’ incident.

typa shit Clockwork would airdrop to DoomBringer while he was puking his guts out after drinking 11 bottles of vodka with bloxy-cola