#abrogantship

MaiJouKai but the MaiKai part of the triang is awesomely platonic/nonsexual instead of awesomely romantic/sexual.

What was their first time like? A trainwreck for both JouMai and JouKai. But moreso for JouKai bc Mai knew what she was doing for the sex part at least.

Who usually initiates things? It seems like it’s Jou, but it’s not really. Both Mai and Kaiba go in for kisses when they feel in the mood bc they know Jou will automatically jump to ‘sex, pls??’ and then they can accept or reject him at will.

How often do they have sex? Jou and Mai are at it 24/7 when Mai’s back in town. Jou and Kaiba are a little more sporadic when she’s gone. Kaiba’s overworked and tired a lot so often he just wants to sleep (or at least zone out) with someone warm near him.

Who is louder/noisier? I feel like they’re all relatively quiet. I think Mai’s pretty pleased that she knows how to make Jou scream though. Same for Jou re: Kaiba.

Who is more sensitive? …Kaiba. Mai’s probably got a couple sensitive points tho. She never lets on though, so Jou’s had to find out via really careful monitoring and experimentation.

What’s foreplay often like? I think Jou likes undressing both of them and kissing all over.

Favorite place to have sex? Beds. They like beds. I also think Mai likes to impromptu drag Jou into hotels even when they have a perfectly serviceable bed at the apartment. Kaiba’s also really fond of his office chair. But the office chair is a diversion actually. Kaiba likes beds so much he won’t actually let Jou near him in one for forever bc it would be too vulnerable to reveal liking something that much.

Favorite position to have sex? Oral. Cowgirl. Doggystyle.

Who’s best at oral sex/oral headcanons? Actually most important question. I think Jou loves loves loves preforming oral. He’s really embarrassingly enthusiastic about it. He’s so incredibly into it he wears Mai and Kaiba out completely ahead of time, and when they’re finally coming off their orgasms and calming down and are 100% done, he looks at them really pleading and ‘can I fuck you now?’ Jou is a champ at eating people out but a fucking novice at pacing. Stop him.

Who’s more likely to tickle their partner? Mai tickles Jou and ruins his life. Mai also tickles Kaiba and ruins his life, but in strictly non-sexual contexts.

Who’s more romantically sexual? Jou. Mai and Kaiba both pretend not to like it but they’re actually the worst at pretending.

Who’s better at dirty talk/dirty talk headcanon? Mai. Mai’s really good at it she’s had a lot of practice. Kaiba would be good at it if every single one of his snarky comments didn’t hit a nerve, so he mostly just lets Jou do the dirty talk if they’re in that kind of mood.

Do they have sexual nicknames or titles? …If they’re feeling really humiliation play-y, Jou probably makes comments about how he might be a dog, but Kaiba’s the one getting fucked by a dog so what does that make him? So the dog nicknames do, in fact, make it into the bedroom. Probably eventually either Kaiba or Jou blows a gasket about it though, and they both have to cut it out. From then on they are strictly ‘Kaiba’ and ‘Jounouchi’. Jounouchi’s got a ton of saccharine nicknames for Mai, but most of them he doesn’t bother her with when they’re actually having sex.

Who’s more likely to be caught masturbating? Mai probably lets Jou catch her masturbating on purpose. Super effective. Kaiba only masturbates furtively and clandestinely in the shower. If Mai catches him at it – utter mortification. If Jou catches him at it – utter mortification, followed by anger and bath products used as projectile weaponry. Obvs Jou tries to ‘lemme help you out with that’ but Kaiba is impervious to such suggestion. Jou’s the happy medium between the two.

Who looks at porn more/porn headcanons? Mmm, Mai doesn’t like porn for the most part, but when she does it’s femdom all the way. Jou still watches occasionally, mostly on Yuugi’s recommendation. Kaiba’s got weird torture porn and dragon porn on his computer, but nothing garden variety enough that he’d be comfortable trying irl.

Who usually cums first? Kaiba and Mai bc Jou won’t stop prematurely eating them out.

How long can they go? They’re pretty quick about the sex itself, but it can take forever anyhow with lots of breaks and stuff bc JOU WON’T STOP PREMATURELY EATING THEM OUT.

What are their safewords? For JouMai, Mai enforces the use of the safeword ‘scone’. JouKai aren’t saavy enough to have one.

Any routines? Probably but I don’t know what they are. Once Mai starts staying in Japan for longer periods of time, they’re gonna have to come up with some living in the apartment. Sleeping arrangements are gonna become a problem otherwise.

Do they have a dynamic (Dom/sub) or are they versatile? I see both Mai and Jou as switches. Idk about Kaiba. A couple months ago I was really feeling bottom/sub Kaiba. And I still am, but the more I hear people agree that sub!Kaiba is amazing, the more the contrary part of my brain is like – ‘okay, but what about awkward, doesn’t-know-what-he’s-doing, trying-to-be-commanding-and-nice-at-the-same-time-and-failing dom!Kaiba’. This won’t leave my mind now.

What roleplay scenarios do they have/want? Mai probably dresses up as a Harpy Lady, Jou is her prey, and it’s really gd sexy.

What sextoys do they use? Mai likes vibrating eggs and anal beads. Kaiba likes restraints and gags. Jou has learned to like all of the above.

Who, if anyone, would they most likely bring in to join them? lol, Jou has tried to bring the two halves of his V into a threesome, but neither Mai or Kaiba are having it.

Shared kinks/fetishes? I can’t think of anything except really vanilla things that all three of them really like. Part of the problem is I think Jou’s pretty embarrassingly vanilla. The only thing that really gets him off (beyond the super obvious answer of body parts on his dick) is seeing the other two really happy and enjoying themselves. So he’ll try out most of his partners’ kinks, but he’s not really into them in the same kinda way.

Something they tried and won’t do again? I guess this would be the JouKai dog-themed humiliation-play-gone-wrong that I mentioned earlier. I also think Mai tried letting Jou blindfold her once and she flipped the fuck out about it. Bad memories. Never again.

What would each member say their favorite thing about the other(s) is? Mai re Jou: “He’s a complete sweetie and really reliable. But he also has a sense of humour about himself and makes me laugh.” Kaiba re Jou: “His personality’s strong. His arms are strong. And that smile... he’s always so happy, fuck.” Jou re Mai: “She’s so caring and fierce at the same time. And super suave, but still willing to let me support her. Also those curves~” Jou re Kaiba: “He’s so capable and determined and wilful, and he’s never let anybody drag him or anyone he cares about (read: Mokuba) down.” Mai re Kaiba: “He’s a clever person and a good conversation partner. And you’d want him on your side for everything from corporate takeover to laser tag. (Also he makes Joey happy.)” Kaiba re Mai: Probably Kaiba doesn’t know how to put it, but he begins to think of Mai as a really dependable and trustworthy older sister type. Thinking of somebody as trustworthy is huge for Kaiba.

I got a tablet so I could draw things. But I forgot I suck at drawing. Oops.