Sofa
It took them years to finally decided to buy a sofa. For so long, the two lazyboy chairs had served Ed and Izzy well. After all, they thought they were child-free. There would only be two of them in this house.
There was absolutely no need for a sofa, but then Isobel came into their life.
On the first night with the brand new sofa, Izzy made himself comfortable with a bowl of popcorn in hand, ready to watch the film. It was not long until Ed joined in, and for a moment, they looked just like any other family: two men, a dog, and their pre-teen daughter.
Until Edβs leg started going out of its lane.
Izzy tried to push it back, but Ed kept on spreading his legs wide. βI canβt help it, my dick is too big!β This earned him a slap with a pillow which he responded by throwing a handful of popcorn. βHey! You clean that up!β
It took less than a minute for the two men to roll on the floor, punching and kicking each other with the dog barking and Isobel yelling in the background. βOh my god, get a room, you two!β
Izzy was reminded why he never liked sitting next to Ed on a sofa. And why they agreed to get a lazyboy years ago.
(Just one of the things I didnβt get to put in my Dad!Izzy fic)
