#aboutpackers

salty af (accepting)

salty af (accepting)

Oh I have maaAAaaany but the first to come to mind is just general formatting that bothers me, which includes:

overly stylized text that borders on unreadable

threads that are reblogged asked posts, like just start a new goddamn thread instead

icons/gifs that are so edited and processed they look like actual poop, bonus points if they’re like 40x40 so you literally get no detail out of them

① ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE ? yes, my paternal grandfather (but gunn is not my real name wow shock)

② WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED ? can’t cry if you’re heartless like me! jk don’t remember

③ DO YOU HAVE KIDS ? “but i’m too young to have children,” protests the 27 year old whose parents were already married for 7 years by this point in his life

④ DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT ? "ME? never,” he says sarcastically

⑤ WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE ? whether or not they’re looking at me in a way that suggests they’re thinking, “ew”

⑥ WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOR ? very dark brown that may as well be black, like my soul

⑦ SCARY MOVIE OR HAPPY ENDING ? i mean it depends on the story in question, doesn’t it? i didn’t go into seeing midsommar thinking “yeah I bet this has a real happy ending just like the director’s last movie, the chucklefest hereditary” but even in that case you could argue it actually did have kind of a happy ending so shrug neither is better or worse

⑧ ANY SPECIAL TALENTS ? i can put my whole fist in my mouth, wanna see

⑨ WHERE WERE YOU BORN ? laguna beach, california before it was popularized by privileged white children on mtv (i’m not from there though)

⑩ WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES ?  writing (LOL OK), i’m rly into cooking lately, reading comics, watching movies/tv, fighting off existential dread

⑪ DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS ? three dogs, two german shepherds and a chiweenie

⑫ WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY/HAVE YOU PLAYED ? baseball and basketball as a kid, tae kwon do as a pre-teen (i got up to green belt i think...?)

⑬ HOW TALL ARE YOU ? 5 foot 8 inches, a short sicilian king

⑭ DREAM JOB ? i just wanna be in a position where i get paid to write things, honestly... the most immediately “doable” thing I can achieve right now is finishing a book of personal essays that i can try to get published somewhere which is also probably what my thesis will be whenever it’s time to do that for school, afterwards...... pie in the sky goal is like, work at marvel in some capacity, that would be bomb

⑮ FAVORITE SUBJECT AT SCHOOL ? i’m in grad school for creative writing so you can probably figure that out on your own