#about-virgil

“I don’t think so? For a minute I thought I might’ve been, but I guess it was a fluke. I haven’t given up hope, though, I’m 95% sure there’s someone out there that can handle me.” 

“Hot to an unfair degree and he knows it, too. I like that in a man. He should text me.” 

“Hot, obviously. Anyone who can boss me around, screw my brains out, and then give some grade A cuddles afterword is fucking smokin’.” 

“I don’t know who that is but I’m going with hot just because of his name. Chevy Daniels - that’s a sexy name.” 

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? 

“I’m not really into exhibitionism so I don’t do a lot of sex in odd places, but I have had sex on an airplane once? It was horrible, I do not recommend trying to join the mile high club. Believe me, it is not worth it. I think I strained my back and I hit my head on the ceiling like eight times.” 

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

“Submissive, but I’m not too picky.” 

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

“No idea. You offering?” 

cotton candy: three places you want to travel to?

“France, Iceland, and Costa Rica.” 

rocky road: favorite songs at the moment?

“That’s a bit harder. It’s a tie between ‘All That Jazz’ from Chicago and ‘Spread Your Wings’ by Queen. I recommend you listen to them both while you’re driving, it makes the ride a whole lot more bearable.” 

black raspberry: do you have any pets?

“I think there’s some mold growing on the cheese in my fridge? Which is funny because cheese is also mold, but like purposeful mold. Moldception!”