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Midas rn: fuck this shit im out (mm mm) fuck this shit im out (no thanks)

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Midas
Alt Mode: Compact convertible Appearance: A medium sized bot with a gold, white and blue color scheme. Has a retractable ‘cape’ that he tends to just keep out simply because he thinks he looks cool as well as a panels on each forearm that slightly unmatching grappling hooks. Personality: Quite the jokester with a never dying love of really bad puns. Only problem is he seems to be quite the little liar with some underhanded tricks up his sleeve. Side: Secretly an ‘ex-’decepticon under the guise of amnesia Link to a not so great comic I did with him, laughs
Bio: Cat’o’nine was an ex interrogation agent who had a pretty sweet ‘good cop bad cop’ shtick with his former partner and current conjux, Air Strike. This worked out pretty well for them as after Air Strike done all the heavy damage, he would go in as if he was a spy for the autobots to earn their victims trust. He seemed to be a little too good at his act tho as other cons began suspecting him of actually being a spy. This act backfired on him one day when he helped an autobot escape with the intentions of finding their hideout turned into an ambush on his team. In a state of panic and messing up a pretty dangerous weapon, he ended up killing mostly everyone on the planet.
With presumably all his team dead and evidence marking him as a traitor, he fled and ended up crash landing on Earth. When found by a human who’d been out hiking nearby when he was getting rid of any evidence, he came up with the brilliant idea of faking amnesia. His new friend gave him a new name, Midas, and helped change his appearance up some. Midas remained on Earth thru out what little of the war was left till a bounty hunter named Fetcher found out about him and his bounty and took him. While visiting the original planet, they found a badly damaged, just awoken and very not happy Air Strike who promptly got back for what happened. After Air Strike was able to cool off and get some much needed repairs, Midas cleared up what was going on. With his old partner on board he braces for a looming future.
Power swap!! For the next day, all your One Piece muses with Devil Fruit abilities have their powers switched!
Titiana — ChromaMidas — EstelleHikari — MoyaLet the fun begin~
You don't get many asks I've noticed, so I'll give you this: sum up your One Piece muses in one sentence each :)
Titiana: "I'll do better next time, I promise."Chroma: "I don't want to be the kind of person whose whole existence is simply for the sake of someone else's."Midas: "I'm not yours to do with as you please, I'm my own, and I will fuck you up."Jezebel: "I'm sorry I couldn't be there."
ღ for Midas and Zoro I need more of that shit man
((I do too man))Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: Midas, because Zoro fuckin' hibernates on a nightly basis.Who’s the one to make breakfast: Neither because both of them are shit cooks.Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: Midas would, honestly. When she's in a REALLY good mood.Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: Zoro, probably.Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: Also Zoro. Lazy ass swordsman.Who chooses the movies: They both like the same thing so it's a mutual decision.Who initiates kissing during the movie, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: Midas because she's a playful bitch.Who orders lunch: MidasWho steals food from the other’s plate without asking: Zoro, which gets him a gold foot right in his shin.Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: Also Zoro. You seen how that guy eats?Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: MidasWho asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: Also Midas. She can be cute when she wants to.Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: Midas (in a modern AU, she would totally have an instagram)Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: Zoro, for obvious reasons.Who cooks dinner: Again, neither. They're shit at it.Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: Midas, and she forces Zoro to help.Who stays up until 2 reading: Midas, she loves her books.Who stares at their partner while their sleeping: Midas, Zoro's cute when he sleeps.Who kisses their partner while they sleep: Both, equally.

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Can it, mosshead.
the meanest thing Midas has said and will probably ever say to Zoro tbh
This has unofficially been Midas’s theme song since I made her, I think it’s her official theme song now...yeah, I think it fits.
Smol pirate girls newest missions:
Tiny Titiana: FIND THE SIBLINGS AND FIND THEM NOW WHERE ARE THEY Tiny Chroma: make the pretty man even prettier Tiny Midas: idk just find some food or smth