Mar 15, 2022
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At Dinner
(Tonight my mom had put out some pickled beets and they looked remarkably like testicles. Well, my family was appalled when I made a joke about it and my mother quickly shut down the conversation.)
Dad: Wait, didn't you even take some pickled beets?
me: No, I don't like beets. I guess I'm just not very ballsy with my food.
Dad: You'll never know unless you testi them.
*several bad puns later*
Dad: This is going on your blog isn't it? It doesn't seem right to make a vegetable the butt of your joke.
Me: you mean a vegeta-ball.
I am the youngest technician in the compounding pharmacy... And there are times when it shows.
Pharmacist: Today, we're going to have you pumping some of the eclipse medication balls.
Me: Hehe, I get to pump balls...
even though they are under more layers of clothes than any other part of me my balls still manage to be the coldest part of my body.
Kolbey (zeldabrony)
♫ Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to the floor? Are they big as boulders, are they smaller when it's cold? ♫
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Oh wow ow TMI so read more...
I may have just "There's Something About Mary"d my bits...
You guys what if I die from genital injuries?
What if?