A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

eddie’s very good with aftercare if he doesn’t fall asleep right after sex. he’s super warm and his body is like, a perfect shape to snuggle next to. he holds you in his arms and will absolutely not let go. it’s super cozy sleeping in his bed, enveloped in his and venom’s warmth. his favorite way of giving aftercare is just laying together in bed, huddled up close, maybe even on the couch where you can mindlessly watch television. eddie’s not exactly a chef, but he’s had a lot of trial and error making morning smoothies that he will make you taste test. if he’s not busy cleaning up after venom, he’ll be trying, and probably failing, to make you a smoothie that either will have too much sugar, not enough sugar, or lacks an ingredient he turns around to see sitting on the kitchen counter that was meant to be in the drink the whole time. he’s very affectionate and will bombard you with hugs and kisses long after you’ve left the bed. he likes receiving the same, and especially would love it if you cooked him a really good breakfast or dinner. you can even cook together, all three of you. any mess and he’s getting huffy but he genuinely likes spending the time with his partners. food is a big part of venom and eddie’s love language.

venom is the same, not wanting you or eddie to leave the bed and keeping you guys in his hold even when you’re already late for work. he always keeps a tendril on you, essentially following you around your home as you go about your day or the rest of your night. if you don’t get dragged back into bed, venom will hang over your shoulder. he’ll try to cook you and eddie breakfast, trying out whatever weird new recipe he had in mind. it’s cute how he encourages you to eat it, but if you genuinely think it’s bad he’ll just make eddie eat your portions. venom doesn’t exactly need aftercare but he does like being pampered, especially if you’re paying extra attention to him and not eddie. it’s all in good fun but venom likes to say that you like him more than you like eddie. he’ll snuggle extra close to you and claim that eddie’s not giving him attention, so amuse him with pets and kisses and he’ll be very happy. if you have to part ways, for work or for other matters, venom will try to text you on eddie’s phone. he’s so clingy he thinks about just jumping out of eddie and latching onto you, but even he knows eddie would be pretty pissed lmao.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

eddie likes his hands. he fidgets a lot and is quite skilled with them in general. he talks with his hands too. he likes using his hands on you, so having his wrists pinned during sex excites him, especially when you render them completely useless and only you and venom can touch him. he also likes his muscles because he’s worked hard for them, and he likes his lips because he thinks they look really nice when they’re shiny with your cum. eddie doesn’t wanna fuel venom’s ego by admitting it, but his favorite part of venom are his eyes—they’re strangely expressive for two simple, white shapes. eddie finds them very fascinating, and often gets sort of lost in them when they’re talking face to face. he also likes venom’s overall skin, the way it feels smooth and cool, especially when running over his skin or sliding inside him. on you, eddie likes your neck. he likes leaving kisses and sucking on the skin there, and loves seeing the bruises the next morning. he puts his face in your neck when he needs to muffle his moans, and he likes taking in any perfume or cologne you might’ve dabbed on, which also causes your scent to linger on him and in turn spurring venom to fuck him because he likes your scent too.

venom likes everything about himself and everything about you. venom doesn’t really have a favorite body part of his, he just likes his overall strength and capabilities, and he likes that he can share that with eddie (though he might say he likes his tongue because he can make eddie cum with it alone). venom likes to say his favorite part of eddie is what’s between his legs just to be cheeky but he actually likes eddie’s stomach and thighs. he loves running over them and squeezing the fat there. eddie instinctively tries to push him away but the touch is actually quite soothing, even if it sometimes leads to venom sliding past his inner thigh and inside him. on you, venom likes your back and arms (he likes watching your muscles flex when you fuck eddie) and especially your hands. he likes how you can pleasure him and eddie with your hands, and loves observing what you do with them. sometimes he’ll slither across your back and onto your arms, stopping at your hands, like the way a snake might. he likes mimicking your actions; when you’re fingering eddie, venom will pump small tendrils into eddie with you. he’ll trace eddie’s inner thighs, assisting your thumb where it circles eddie’s clit. and when you finger venom, pushing your fingers as deep into him as they’ll go, he growls in pleasure as he rides them.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

eddie likes your cum on him. he likes having it all over his face, running from his mouth. he likes having his mouth filled with cum, which he honestly blames on venom’s influence because he swears he wouldn’t be swallowing cum on an almost daily basis if it wasn’t for venom in his brain. he just likes the way it feels on his skin, when your cock twitches in his hand before spilling over his knuckles or onto his tongue. he’ll suck your cock clean, and will swallow down whatever you spill down his throat without hesitation. he likes to kiss you afterwards; moaning into your mouth, he hopes you can taste yourself on his tongue. he doesn’t mind when you cum inside him, but he’s not as obsessed with it like venom is. it makes venom sound drunk and delirious in his head when you do it, which helps arouse eddie. and venom’ll always hold open eddie’s legs afterwards to give you a good view before shutting them close, insistent to not let your cum spill out until he’s had a taste. 

venom likes having your cum inside of him, whether it’s in his mouth or inside of his cunt. he likes being filled by you, and begs you to spend a night without a condom just for him. alternatively, he also likes watching you cum on and inside eddie. eddie is less lenient about the unprotected sex so since it’s not often, venom savours it. he wants to eat your cum out of eddie’s pussy afterwards, and then wants to shove his tongue down eddie’s throat so he gets a proper taste too. he likes to lick your cum off eddie’s face as well, and wherever else you might have cum on eddie. venom also likes seeing eddie’s cum on you, especially if it’s on your face or fingers—he’ll lick it off, swirling his tongue around your fingers or cock to get a taste of him. when venom is particularly horny, he likes to fuck eddie with two or more tendrils, so after eddie cums, he can lick it all off right before eddie’s eyes. 

with the help of eddie’s body, venom can also emit cum. it’s different from a human’s, being much silvery and sleek, like chrome. sometimes it looks black, and sometimes it looks white—it’s beautiful, and tastes a little metallic with a very subtle sweetness to it. venom will only cum when he’s in his full form. fuck him the same way you’d fuck eddie, and with your cock inside of him, you’ll feel that cool, thick liquid collecting around the head of your dick before dripping down the base. it looks surreal in the light, almost appearing shimmery and translucent where it drips like honey from your cock. eddie is particularly fascinated by it—since venom can’t actually cum on him, eddie opts for being fucked with your cum-covered cock. he loves the way it feels sticky inside of his pussy, how it makes him twitch from how cold it is in comparison to how hot the inside of his cunt is. eddie swears on his life that venom’s cum must have some kind of aphrodisiac in it because any time it’s inside him or he gets a taste of it, it just makes eddie’s head foggier and foggier with arousal, it’s like nothing else. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

venom can make eddie cum without even actually touching him. eddie’s not sure how it works, if it’s some kind of placebo effect or if venom is just somehow metaphorically snapping his fingers and making eddie cum, but it’s a very unique experience. eddie can feel venom everywhere, in his veins, under his skin, touching every crevice of eddie’s body. he can feel the pulsing sensation of venom’s body running through him, sometimes even squeezing or swelling. venom rocks and pulses inside of eddie’s pussy, stretching across his walls and filling up the space, throbbing in rhythm with eddie’s fluttering walls. he worms his way into eddie’s head, behind his eyes, down his throat, under his tongue, between his rib cage and over his heart. the orgasm almost doesn’t feel real; it hits eddie like a tsunami, washing over him. his body shakes and careens, his voice dying in his throat. he can’t see for a moment, and he almost feels drugged. he can’t think straight, can’t even think of anything. he feels like he’s floating, but also like he’s sinking. minutes pass before eddie is able to speak again, and it takes an hour for his body to reset, to come back down to earth. it’s literally an out-of-this-world experience, one that he’s not particularly guilty of, but one that he likes to keep just between him and venom. it’s special between them; venom could choose not to do it at all, it doesn’t give him pleasure. but he saves it for when eddie is particularly stressed, when he just needs a good old factory reset—only because venom loves him so much. 

it’s also not much of a dirty secret, mostly because at some point it will be revealed out of their own desperation for it, but eddie would fucking love it if you were to take venom into your body so venom could fuck him in full form. obviously it’d be temporary, and if venom doesn’t just straight up jump out of eddie and into you at the first green light, it’d be something you guys do for very special nights, just every once in a while. which may even become an every-other-day thing depending on how lenient you are. 

whenever eddie lets venom indulge in human brains, it kicks their adrenaline into overdrive. venom loves the way warm blood runs down his throat, and the way he feels so fulfilled after finally having a good, real meal gets him extremely aroused. eddie feels so guilty about it, but it really does make their brain foggy and their body hot hot hot. there’s a chance you’re not even aware of it, when eddie and venom come home late one night and crawl into your lap, even when you’re sound asleep. they’ll grind their soaking pussy into your clothed cock until venom is scratching off your pajamas and sitting on your dick. and venom won’t stop there, he can still feel the way eddie’s heart drums throughout his body as it races in excitement, the adrenaline fresh in his bloodstream. whatever was left of their prey is licked off, and that same tongue runs itself over your throat, right at your jugular. his teeth, stained with blood, never break skin, but the thought of it still makes them writhe in your lap. eddie doesn’t let venom indulge in a good, proper hunt often, but when he does, almost always does the night end with them on your cock, always hungry but never quite satisfied. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

eddie’s pretty experienced, with his past relationship with anne and flings he had throughout college, but after anne and getting venom, eddie didn’t have the motivation to really sleep with anyone. getting with you, you’d be the first actual human he’d have sex with after a somewhat long while. venom certainly tests eddie’s stamina, as well as his patience. eddie never would have believed he’d be experienced in alien sex, but alas. he’s gotten a bit rusty with humans.. all his charm and experience comes back to him pretty quickly though. he definitely knows what to do, especially with his hands and mouth. it’s just another new experience having sex with a human alongside an alien, but eddie is a quick learner and also a very hands-on learner, literally. once eddie figures out how to do something, he becomes very confident. all of a sudden he’s suave, calm and collected; you don’t even notice some of the slip-ups, and before you know it, you’re questioning your own experience. you’ve been skeptical about it for some time, but eventually you learn that venom guides him at times. eddie is observant, but sometimes venom notices things that eddie doesn’t; when you twitch or swallow back a groan, when your eyes are silently pleading for eddie to move his hand a certain way on your cock—venom sees it. and though venom doesn’t like eddie getting the credit for what he did, venom still wants you to feel good at the end of the day, so he allows it. 

venom himself is not at all experienced with human intercourse, and their way of breeding is more likely than not extremely different, but he knows a somewhat watered-down version of what eddie knows. assuming you started dating eddie after they bonded, venom has the opportunity to learn with eddie. venom may not be experienced with sex in general, but he will quickly learn how to be experienced with you and your body, and how your body works with eddie’s and venom’s. venom is also a fast learner, though obviously it takes a bit more effort since he’s still completely new to human bodies. venom would accidentally learn a lot about sex from movies, or even just online if he’s bored and decides to try to do his own research on eddie’s laptop. venom wants to learn, and he’s definitely happy to learn along the way, in bed with you and eddie. at this point, venom is more than familiar with eddie’s body, but yours is still somewhat a mystery; he has a lot of fun experimenting and figuring you out, and thankfully it’s also pretty fun for you and eddie, even if venom sometimes asks about trying out a random obscure kink he’d accidentally heard about on youtube. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

eddie’s not all that picky, but he does quite like being on his stomach. it helps for satisfying angles, and he especially likes having a pillow under his hips, whether he’s on his back or stomach, so you feel even deeper inside of him. eddie likes positions where he can just lay down and relax after a long day, where he can just be cozied up in bed or on the couch with you fucking the stress out of him. thanks to venom, eddie does find he actually likes being put into mating presses, which is also venom’s favorite position for eddie to be in. you’ll be fucking eddie on his back, lifting his hips up just enough to get a good angle in, and then venom will wrap himself around eddie’s legs to pull them up, pressing them close to eddie’s chest and allowing you to fuck him into the bed at an even deeper angle. it’s a surprise for eddie every time with little to no warning, but he loves it. venom gives him the flexibility needed to let you bend him anyway you like, and at the end of the day, eddie ultimately loves being man-handled into any position you or venom want him in. he does like his fair share of riding though, it just tends to be the position that makes venom the most impatient because he feels like eddie’s not doing it right, which leads to it being venom riding you instead. 

venom likes to ride you because he wants to show eddie how it’s done, but he actually has a guilty pleasure for being fucked on his stomach. venom naturally likes being more domineering, having all the tools needed to keep you or eddie in place to fuck you how he wants, but he does like being pampered and he just wants to be the one getting the princess treatment every once in a while. he likes how you fuck him, and usually has no complaints unless you’re deliberately teasing him, which then he’ll do his little growl and try to seem threatening despite the fact you know he’s a total sweetheart and wouldn’t do anything he claims. he’ll regret it a little, trying to resist the urge to turn you onto your back so he can just ride you and cum the way he wants, but he can’t help but actually enjoy the anticipation and the little back and forth between you as he tries to convince you to ruthlessly fuck him. eddie enjoys venom being in this position too, just because he likes seeing venom actually submissive and under someone else’s upper-hand. yes, your teasing also deprives eddie of his orgasm, but in his opinion it’s always worth it to hear venom’s genuine begging as you slowly break down his stubborn layers one by one. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

both eddie and venom can be very silly. sex isn’t something eddie thinks needs to be super serious. he likes to make light of things, and can maybe make things awkward at times lmao but it’s with good intention. eddie’s good at breaking the tension if the situation calls for it, but when he’s really in the moment, he knows how to keep the mood hot and heavy. venom likes when you guys have sex while watching tv because he can laugh about what he’s watching while also pleasuring you and eddie, but those moments are when eddie is just trying to focus on the actual sex and trying to block out venom’s commentary on the movie or show he’s watching. eddie’s a lot less patient for jokes when he’s on the receiving end of venom’s hunger, when venom won’t stop pumping into eddie’s cunt and forcing his hips up to take your cock even deeper into him. his patience tends to thin pretty quick when venom is dominating, while when eddie is taking the lead, he’s more casual and making jokes as he mocks you or venom for being pussy-drunk. venom can dish it out but he can’t take it, he gets a little huffy. he’ll make eddie limp with his legs shaking and then try to crack a joke afterwards just to fuck with him. 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

eddie’s definitely got some hair on his body. sometimes he shaves where his tattoos lay if his hair gets too thick there. he has to trim his facial hair often because venom is a little sensitive to the way hair feels, and he likes the smooth surface (as smooth as it can be without shaving it entirely) to creep himself along. he likes touching eddie and will be deterred by thick hair, which eddie sometimes uses to his advantage until venom annoys him enough to trim or shave. eddie tries to trim his bush often, but he forgets a lot of the time, and sometimes is just too lazy; venom will whip out a pair of scissors and that gets eddie jumping out of bed real quick. his body hair is very dark, and is pretty noticeable on his skin. his hair gets a little unruly sometimes and venom really likes to smooth it down. if venom is feeling particularly romantic, he likes helping eddie shave, with a lot of careful guidance. he genuinely finds it domestic and eddie thinks it’s strangely sweet. eddie does get a lot of pricks though. whether you also shave or not, venom likes being included. he’ll brush his teeth with you guys too, insisting you all three cramp into eddie’s bathroom to wash up in the mirror together. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

eddie is a very passionate guy, so sex is always going to be very intimate and something he puts consideration into, even if it’s just a quick round of sex before work. he really loves being physically close, running his hands and arms around you and feeling you do the same. he likes when you grope him a little, it always makes him smile. he likes being pressed up close, especially when venom is in the mix (he’s good at taking up space). eddie likes to kiss you a lot, even when they wind up being lazy little pecks or brushes of his lips the more he gets drunk on your cock. it’s difficult for sex with eddie to not be romantic; he’s always got some really nice lighting going on in his apartment and his body is super warm with the help of venom circulating through his veins. eddie calls you and venom ‘sweetheart’ a lot, and it’s often mumbled out during sex. even rough, fast sex is romantic just because of how much love eddie has in his heart for you two. he may say he dislikes it when venom comes meddling in, slipping past your cock into eddie’s pussy or shoving his tongue down eddie’s throat, but he loves it all the same. he loves feeling venom slink a dark gooey hand into his palm, threading their fingers together and feeling wherever else venom is gripping and squeezing around eddie’s body. 

venom is also very full of love, so even though he doesn’t quite understand how to be romantic, sex is always fun and enjoyable. he does attempt it though, from what he’s seen on tv. he’ll steal a bouquet of roses (before eddie had to race back to the shop to pay for it) and present it to you. even though like half the petals fell off and he convinced you that the thorns hurt him which meant you had to pet and kiss him to make him feel better, he is genuinely trying to be sweet. venom’s not actually bad at being gentle, so he can run himself over your skin just fine without accidentally hurting you. though being patient is not his thing, he does enjoy being able to drink you in and taking his time. eddie, though a little huffy, will let venom have some alone time with you (if in return, venom does the same). there’s a lot of tongue action with venom that may not seem all that romantic, but it is intimate, and venom is very in-love with your taste so he takes his time tasting you, even if it means having to milk you dry for it. he also really likes to be super close to you, so you’re often pulled close to him, especially if you start straying; sometimes fucking him can be a little overwhelming, maybe you need to pull out just for a moment to get a breather. venom’ll tug you back into him, licking at your neck to soothe you to give you a few seconds to ground yourself before he’s grinding on your cock again. you and eddie practically have no space to yourselves. not that you’re complaining really, but when venom takes the reins, eddie is often sandwiched between the two of you who are practically enveloped in venom’s mass as he keeps you all as close together as possible. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

eddie’s never quite had the motivation to really just sit down and jerk off until he actually got with you and venom, which would be a little ironic considering he’d have two partners to take care of his needs, but honestly being in a relationship helps kick him out of his depression and lets him have the interest of masturbating. only problem is venom doesn’t quite understand why eddie sometimes just wants to do it alone. it’s hard to spend a lot of time building your own orgasm when you have a horny creature living in your body that needs to be a part of every little thing, so eddie is often interrupted—not that he’s really complaining anyway. if eddie makes it clear he doesn’t want venom meddling in physically, venom is great at spurring eddie on with words. eddie’ll masturbate if you’re off for a long period of time, but venom is an annoying little tease that likes to make eddie frustrated before telling him he has to take care of it himself. but usually, when eddie masturbates, it’s never much of a solo ride. you’ll come back home to find your partner’s getting on each other’s nerves with how much they’ve worked the other up in your absence. 

venom will sometimes touch himself when he’s bored as a way to entertain himself since it riles up eddie. venom has learned a lot of different ways to do it, not entirely for the sake of his pleasure but more so to frustrate eddie. when they’ve gotten in an argument, venom will touch himself knowing that eddie feels (and sees) it too. venom prefers actual sex over masturbation, but also sees it as a pretty good form of foreplay or a way to ‘punish’ eddie. he doesn’t see it as a way to just enjoy himself and his body the way eddie and other humans do, though with time he does somewhat come to understand it, just not in a typical fashion—he’ll like to see what exactly it is he can do, and how the feeling affects him and eddie. venom gets off on whatever eddie is feeling, so venom can come to really enjoy it, it’s just purely a matter of how eddie is affected by it. alternatively, venom really likes to watch you and eddie jerk off, though he prefers watching you since eddie won’t listen to the commands he gives. he’ll assist you in any way you want too, and he’ll love mutual masturbation where he can touch eddie at the same time as they watch you.  

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

eddie really likes overstimulation. it’s something he’s gotten used to after venom popped into his life, and ends up being a much larger part of his sex life than he ever intended. venom is greedy, and while you are typically the ‘victim’ of this greed, eddie is far from free of it. venom takes great pleasure in making eddie cum over and over and over again—he wants him fucked stupid, and eddie will gladly take it. eddie also likes having his pussy really filled; with your cock and venom’s tendrils both inside of him, it makes eddie lightheaded with pleasure. venom loves squeezing past your cock where it’s pumping inside of eddie’s cunt and it only makes eddie more and more hungry. it’s honestly a little fascinating just how much eddie’s pussy can take inside of it. sometimes venom will sculpt a cock to fuck eddie with when you’re not around to do it, but eddie finds that having venom’s big, glossy cock inside of him alongside your own cock honestly turns him on beyond belief. he loves having his pussy stretched out as it squeezes and pulses around two cocks that he only barely struggles to take. and having his clit played with at the same time until he’s gushing around you, pussy fluttering and squeezing down to try to keep you inside of him, the sight of two, throbbing cocks slipping out from his wet pussy just makes him want to go again until he can’t think straight from how many times he’s cum and been filled up. 

venom would absolutely have some kind of breeding kink. picture eddie stopping dead in his tracks like.. what do you mean breeding? (because take a guess who’ll be the one dealing with these pregnancies if venom actually got what he wanted lmao). it’s just something that comes natural, one of those things you can’t really shake. when you’re fucking eddie and venom can tell you’re about to cum, he just can’t help himself; he’s practically begging for it inside eddie’s head, wanting so badly to have you fill them up and breed them. whenever you put a condom on, it’s the same song and dance—venom goes no! and every time, eddie has to spend an extra three minutes explaining to him why people have sex with condoms on. venom knows by now, but that doesn’t stop him from complaining. eddie’s honestly shocked venom hasn’t straight up created a powerpoint presentation on why you should stop wearing a condom when you have sex together. you really have to find a work-around—at this point, compromises are what keep eddie and venom’s relationship intact. you’ll have to be careful if you ever decide to cum inside venom; he gets addicted to it. it’ll be the only way he wants sex for a while, and he’ll get real huffy if you have to stop. he won’t be able to stop at one round either—he wants to be pumped full. he wants your cum dripping out of him, and then he wants to be filled up again and again. and if eddie ever got pregnant, venom is already picking out names and planning the nursery—he is so ready to be a parent. every morning eddie is just like “lord, give me patience..” venom is very lucky he is loved. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

honestly eddie’s pretty vanilla at heart. he likes sex any place cozy, like on the couch or bed. but he does find shower sex really fun, especially if it’s in the bath where you can just kinda have lazy sex, which if you asked, he’d say is one of his favorite ways to have sex. he finds it sweet to have really soft sex after you’ve just woken up, so morning sex in the bath or shower is a really good experience for him. he’s very particular about the products he uses though so you’ll have to be really special for eddie to share what he uses for his hair.. joking of course, though he will know if you use any of his stuff and has a mental count of how many kisses he wants in return for how much product you’ve used because he’s corny as fuck like that. eddie’s a tired man; he just wants to sit back, relax, and get fucked. even venom, who likes to tease eddie to hell and back, will respect his wishes, making sure eddie’s laying down against a nice pile of warm, thick blankets and pillows before giving him a deep, thorough fuck. he prefers sex in the comfort of yours or his home, though he does prefer yours if you don’t live together. he especially prefers a place with no nosy neighbors.

venom likes sex anywhere because he has almost no shame (especially when he can just figuratively hide behind eddie) and also because, as long as he’s getting fucked, why does it matter to him where it happens? subconsciously, venom’s favorite place to have sex ends up being where you live. he likes your scent, and is fond of being surrounded by it when you fuck—also makes for a nice experience when they go back home to eddie’s apartment and venom realizes he smells like you and then they fuck in their bed and hope that the sheets smell like you too. venom would really like sex in your bed, because that’d be where your scent lingers the most. whenever you move in together, that’ll be when venom is kind of in heaven; any place in your shared home will be his favorite. if eddie were brave enough for it, venom would like to be fucked somewhere up on a skyscraper, preferably at night, where it’s totally isolated and it can just be you guys, almost literally, on top of the world. venom also has a little fantasy for having sex on the beach, but only because he doesn’t realize how annoying it would be to deal with the sand. still, he likes the thought of breathing in the fresh ocean air as you fuck him by the water. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

you just need to be a little forward with eddie. he likes confidence and will do literally anything you ask him. wear a pair of pants or underwear that makes your dick really visible and venom will continuously try to direct eddie’s gaze down to it. he’s very into being propositioned versus being the one asking, but honestly you can just kinda corner him against his kitchen counter or gently push him down onto the couch and he’ll get the memo immediately. he’s also really into people in uniforms; if you come home from work and you wear some kind of uniform, he’s gonna try to very gently convince you not to change out of your clothes just yet so you can fuck him first. he also really likes dirty talk—venom is notoriously great at it due to literally being inside eddie’s head; he knows exactly what to say to get eddie’s mind running, and because of how much venom loves to talk, it takes no time at all for eddie to get frustrated and horny. he also gets very worked up when edged so if you guys are interrupted in the morning, he’s going to be thinking about it all day until you guys come home and can finish what you started. venom particularly takes advantage of this, making eddie picture vivid images and talking to him in his head about what could happen if they just went home right now. sometimes it gets to be too much and eddie really does have to stop what he’s doing and call you, praying to god that you answer and are available. 

venom is kind of always motivated for sex. he’s not necessarily always aroused or anything, he just loves you and eddie (though he claims you’re his favorite) and is kind of just. always okay with sex. like there’s no world that venom would ever reject you or eddie if you asked unless he was genuinely starving, then he’d eat first and then fuck you (or if severely depressed, which means all he wants is to be held and coddled). everything you do motivates him. he’s a little picky with eddie, but that’s only because eddie knows what to say to make venom upset so if they were to argue over something then venom is going no contact with eddie to the best of his ability and only fucking you until eddie apologizes. and then he’ll fuck eddie. with you, totally unconditional. with eddie? there’s some ground rules in place. but just like eddie, venom is attracted to confidence, so all you have to do is be forward and he’s happy to do whatever you want. also, venom does really like the way you smell, which he may not even realize is also what makes him wanna jump your bones all the time. something eddie doesn’t quite realize is that venom totally loves it when eddie is pathetic. a lot of the time when eddie and venom fuck, it’s after you’ve already fucked eddie to the point of him being overstimulated, where he had to beg you to give him a break. it’s venom’s favorite time to jump in and ruin eddie further. though he does really enjoy being the one to break him down first, and absolutely gets off on it like crazy. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

eddie really doesn’t want to do anything with too much pain, so he won’t like playing around with knives or wax. he knows venom could heal his wounds pretty quickly, but he’s still a coward at heart and honestly just doesn’t really have a thing for pain at all anyway; even stinging pain doesn’t do it for him, like if you were to slap him. venom will be entertained and, even though it doesn’t seriously, seriously hurt eddie, it’s just not what he wants to do during sex. also won’t do any sort of sex somewhere high up, so even though venom likes to take you guys to the very top of skyscrapers and buildings for a nice view, there’s nothing happening up there on eddie’s watch. 

venom doesn’t like sharing. once he gets attached, you are his. he can get jealous pretty easily, and even though it winds up being more cute, pathetic kinda jealousy where he’s tugging on your arms to get your attention away from whoever or whatever is making him upset, he genuinely doesn’t like the idea of anyone getting too close. he’ll make a lot of comments in eddie’s head if there’s someone flirting with one of you, so it’s best to shut the conversations down before venom gets too upset. he won’t be into bringing another person in to your relationship unless it was someone he had the same attachment for as he does for you and eddie, and he’ll be rather defensive of you anyway. venom can be petty, so you’ll know when he’s feeling left out and jealous. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

eddie loves to go down on you but is often backseated by venom lol. he likes to give blowjobs as a way to help you de-stress, and he’s very good at it. he’s only a little sloppy, drooling on your cock and needing to come up for air often but he loves taking your cock into his mouth and just swallowing you down. he also has a thing for you pushing him down onto your cock, even when he struggles for breath. he says he hates the choking but honestly quite enjoys it (venom reminds him he wouldn’t let them die via blowjob). he also really enjoys receiving it. he likes being woken up with oral and is pretty good at receiving it without much fuss. he doesn’t squirm too much or try to push you down, he just likes to lay back and relax as you eat him out and he doesn’t care where you do it, though he does kind of prefer in the shower. he has a bad guilty pleasure for you pushing one of his knees to his chest to give you more access to his cunt. it’s really easy to bring eddie to tears just by eating him out, which you’ll see often when venom is the one doing it. 

venom loves giving it, though you were a bit averse to it at first just because of all his teeth. his tongue is extremely tempting though, and he absolutely knows how to use it. it’s definitely a new, very interesting experience to have someone’s tongue literally wrap itself around your dick. he’s so messy, slobbering on your cock and getting it wet with his drool. he growls when he takes the entirety of you into his huge mouth, but it’s all good sounds. venom also doesn’t mind being eaten out, but honestly he requires a lot more stimulation than just your tongue and mouth on him. he finds it fun to see how long you can go lapping away at his cunt though, and eddie really enjoys what he can feel of it. eddie is concerned about it, but if you’re brave enough, venom likes to sit on your face. he finds your interest in it intriguing and he likes that he can ride your tongue. he’s also pretty fond of the imagery, a tiny, fragile human and their small tongue diving into his pussy that’s almost bigger than their head, that thought alone makes him growl in pleasure. 

one of venom’s favorite things to do is eat out eddie; he can make him cry so easily just by sliding his tongue into his pussy, it gets his legs shaking. venom really doesn’t know when to quit, so if eddie doesn’t stop him, venom can eat him out for literal hours. he loves his taste and will literally drink up his cum. afterwards, eddie can’t walk for a good hour or so. he was a bit skeptical of it at first, mostly because of the teeth. and also because eddie wasn’t entirely sure he wanted a long ass tongue inside of him, but venom does ease him into it. with his tendrils holding open eddie’s legs, his tongue sliding across every surface inside of eddie’s pussy, and almost licking him dry if not for his slobber drenching his cunt, eddie can come without anything even on his clit, and honestly he’d prefer that because just finishing from venom’s tongue is enough to make his vision go blank for a good few seconds. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

eddie tends to prefer really sweet, passionate sex. he loves you and wants to show you just how much he loves you, so his pace will be more sensual, and overall he does prefer that from you too. he’s not opposed to harder sex though, it’ll probably just have to be initiated by you or venom first. i mean, he can be rough if he wants to (or so he claims) but he’s honestly a huge softie so he’ll probably be worried about hurting you and will continuously check in, especially if venom is leading—he knows venom would never deliberately hurt you, but he’s still getting used to what he’s capable of doing, and he just doesn’t want you to take the brunt of anything new he discovers. eddie likes riding you, but if venom is being a bit too nosy and really wanting to be involved, he’ll settle for letting you fuck him on his back just because he doesn’t want to accidentally break your dick or something if he’s fighting venom for control of his body lmao. he can handle being fucked fast and hard, though he’ll still get pretty tired afterwards. sometimes he just seriously needs to get his brains fucked out if he’s been stressed or hasn’t had sex in a while. you can definitely do a good number on him, but alongside venom, ohh eddie’s screwed. he absolutely won’t mind not being able to think for a while if it means getting a good fuck out of it, even if it spurs a lot of boasting from venom.

venom likes quick paces, but he’s not necessarily that rough. his hold on you is super gentle because he’s very conscious of how he treats you. he’s understanding just how fragile humans can be, and though he can get a little ahead of himself at times, he also is very aware of what his body is doing. he’ll ride you, and though the bed may threaten to collapse, he’s barely got any weight on you at all. he’s pretty gentle despite what he may say. though if you want him to be rough, he certainly can be (while still being super soft and sweet because he’s also a huge softie and doesn’t want to hurt you), but he can absolutely milk your cock dry if you want him to, it’ll be completely useless after he’s done with it. venom prefers being fucked fast and rough purely because he can handle it. prettyyyy good chance you won’t be able to actually tucker him out at all like with eddie, and you’ll definitely be the one exhausted before he’s even gotten closed to being satisfied, but he does find it very amusing to see you try, and will be delighted by your determination. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

eddie doesn’t mind them. usually they’ll happen in the morning before he goes into work. depending on his schedule, he has the luxury to start some of his work any time he wants, so he’s able to stay in bed for a couple more minutes (or honestly, hours) to spend time with you and venom if propositioned. he’s got a really comfy couch in his apartment if you’re genuinely too lazy to take the extra couple of steps to his bed lmao. he also doesn’t mind sex in the shower, especially if he’s on a little bit of a time crunch. eddie’s a pretty passionate guy, so he’s more fond of drawn out sex where you can actually just spend time, uninterrupted, with each other. but even his quickies are pretty passionate, especially when you have venom in the mix who has a lot of love to give and is very good at making you guys cum fast if you need to be somewhere. 

venom doesn’t care either way honestly. technically, if you asked him, he’d say he prefers quickies because he doesn’t exactly have the refractory period that humans do, so he’s like, well why not just have five quickies, quickly? y’know? he doesn’t fully get it. but of course you kinda.. can’t do that, usually. he does like spending time with you and eddie, so he’d be disappointed to have that time cut short for whatever reason. quickies really only happen if you or eddie are busy, have a lot of work that needs to be done, or when you’re not at home and venom’s getting restless and you just so happen to be, very luckily, in a place where you guys can make each other cum without drawing too much attention to yourselves. typically though, eddie’s going to drag you guys home for that, and venom, though he’s good at making you guys cum in a short time, he won’t wanna just stop at one orgasm. he’ll let you leave when you really need to, but he’s gonna make sure you guys continue from where you left off. if you or eddie plan to take a quick shower, guess who’s gonna try to sneak in an orgasm alongside that. it’s easy for eddie, if he’s already showering.. but venom will drag eddie into the shower with you because he sees the opportunity and really wants to make you cum, which is not always an ideal situation for eddie, especially if venom didn’t think to take his clothes off first in his haste.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

eddie’s got a bit of a rebellious streak, but honestly venom makes him so much worse. eddie’s idea of having risky sex is fucking in the restrooms of his work place, but venom likes the thought of fucking on the desk belonging to eddie’s boss, or even just a coworker’s if venom really doesn’t like them. mrs. chen’s store is off limits for eddie, but venom still likes running himself under yours and eddie’s clothes and feeling you up—he can be subtle if he really wants to, but he also likes to get eddie frustrated until they’re forced to leave the store because this ain’t mrs. chen’s first rodeo (unfortunately) and she’s honestly done with y’all’s shit and will absolutely kick you out if you can’t behave. there’s times eddie might tease you a bit out in public, but it’s usually just a whisper in your ear about what he wants to do when you get home. if you have a car, eddie will let you fuck him in it, though he does prefer you do it at night at the very least. he’ll go down on you while you drive because venom can just steer you into safety if something happens. if eddie gets a burst of confidence, he has his moments, jerking you off in a movie theater or visiting your workplace to drop you off lunch before not very subtly leading you to any isolated storage closets or restrooms. venom often gives him the little push he needs to go out and do something a bit crazy, but sometimes, venom’s not always needed.

venom has the luxury of being able to do shit in public without him getting in trouble for it, but that doesn’t mean you and eddie are off the hook. venom’s impatient, so if you’re out for a long time and aren’t even near ready to go home, he might jerk you off under your clothes or slip inside eddie which can either be really fun or actually really bothersome, so you’ll need to reel him in when he gets too handsy unless you’re genuinely not concerned about making a ruckus. sometimes eddie will let it slide because venom’s usually pretty good about not doing it during actually important moments (though once eddie almost moaned on live television because venom was trying to tease him a little and the memory still haunts him to this day) but eddie’s also still got some dignity left and has to put a stop to certain things. while eddie can be convinced to do risky stuff by you, usually venom is the one he has to put his foot down with because most of the time venom just wants to do something to piss eddie off lol. however, eddie gets a good burst of confidence when he’s had a drink or two, so you never know what kind of shit venom will get eddie into. venom’s definitely experimental, which can either be the best thing ever or a genuine disaster. he’s still learning the human body, and with all the shit he sometimes discovers online or sees on tv, it’s not super uncommon to hear venom say he wants to try something new. usually eddie is the victim of this, just so he can be his guinea pig and take the brunt of whatever goes wrong in your place, but if something goes right, venom is dragging you home to try it out asap. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

eddie’s stand-alone stamina is not the highest ever but he’s able to hold out. if he’s really revved up, he can go two back-to-back rounds that last a pretty good while. he’s not incredibly desperate to cum during sex, and usually if he doesn’t last long, it’s because venom’s touching his clit and pushing him to cum way sooner than he intended to. it entertains the hell out of venom though it does frustrate eddie quite a bit (in the best way possible, but he won’t just admit that). eddie really gets tired if he’s put in positions that make him exert more energy; venom sometimes likes to deliberately maneuver eddie into positions that require him to keep himself standing/sitting up, which is when eddie will get exhausted and need a good break if you intend to have more than just that round of sex. eddie’s stamina is higher in terms of actually lasting, but having a horny symbiote kind of unintentionally has trained his body to expect early orgasms, which honestly makes sex a little more interesting. 

venom’s stamina is pretty unlimited, though he will need to have eaten beforehand of course or else he’s just really grumpy and sluggish. it’s not a matter of how long venom can last, but of how long you can last; he’s not exactly that familiar with the art of savoring the moment, so his goal, at least at first, is to make you and eddie cum as soon as possible. you’ll have to teach him how not to do that, which will be a confusing lesson to learn. once he’s got it, he is actually very good at keeping you from finishing too soon, and can genuinely be very ruthless when it comes to edging and prolonging your orgasms. still, every now and then he kind of can’t help himself; he just likes the way your human bodies react. he likes feeling your cock twitch in his hold, or how eddie will shake, how his cunt tightens. venom’s a little addicted to it, which makes him a bit dangerous in bed. he can drive you and eddie to tears as you beg venom to let you cum, but he also has no patience. it’s a little annoying for eddie when he wants to just lay down and jerk off for a night and then venom, not understanding why you’d go through all the trouble when you can just cum right then and there, will just make eddie cum in like three seconds which spurs on a five minute rant that venom completely ignores in favor of making eddie cum again. 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

eddie wouldn’t really have toys of his own, mostly because he had anne for a good while and didn’t feel the need to buy any, but even before he was in a relationship, he just never really had the confidence to push himself to do that. venom is the one who ends up getting toys because once he discovers something new, he can’t get his mind off of it. eddie has to indulge in venom at least a little bit in order to get him off his back, so it results in a mini shopping-spree (all done online because venom would not be able to keep it subtle in an adult store) and about two-hundred or so dollars removed from eddie’s bank account. so yeah, venom has made eddie buy toys that he also uses on eddie (and you), and eddie will simply entertain it because even though toys don’t necessarily interest him much, it is kind of nice to let venom be passionate about something even if that thing is making eddie fall apart on a ridiculous looking dildo. 

venom doesn’t use them on himself much, but he quite likes the way vibrators feel; so long as they’re very quiet (not that a literal sex toy could hurt him anyway) and have multiple intensity levels then he does enjoy using those with you and eddie too. he has no use for handcuffs since he can just hold you and eddie down with his tendrils, but he is fond of the pink fluffy ones. also has no use for blindfolds because venom likes using a tendril to run over yours or eddie’s eyes to do it instead. only thing eddie has to put a stop to is when venom tries pulling out like three different dildos to fuck him with at the same time; that’s when he’s gotta put his hands up like, buddy. let’s give it a rest. it’s hard to say no to venom for too long though, and once the intimidation wears off.. if you’re not home to fuck them, don’t feel bad. and if they ever get into a big argument, venom has all the leverage.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

eddie has this condescending aura to him that makes him pretty good at teasing, but sometimes he also folds really easily if you beg hard enough. venom is super easy to tease because eddie actually likes bringing him to metaphorical tears and hearing him finally beg for something. but with you, eddie has a soft spot. he can’t tease you for long before he just starts to feel bad, which then he gives up and just gives you what you want. venom is ironically similar, where he’ll let you off the hook at the drop of a hat but is absolutely ruthless towards eddie—only difference is venom needs to be persuaded to let eddie cum, while when the roles are reversed, eddie just needs to be in the right mood to be nicer to venom. eddie’s really good at bullshitting, so he’ll do this thing where he’ll jerk you off while talking about something completely irrelevant but he’ll change his speed often, and when he notices you getting distracted he tries to get you to repeat what he said; he’ll change his info to make it seem like you were way off before quickly jerking your cock. he likes to see you stumble over yourself, especially if you’re usually confident and vocal. he enjoys being the one to fuck you stupid, making you drunk and distracted with his mouth or pussy.

venom likes to tease you both in similar ways. when he knows eddie is getting a little aroused but doesn’t want to make a move for whatever reason, venom likes to fuel his frustrations by touching him under his clothes, just feeling him up and teasing at his pussy. if you’re at home, venom will do this in front of you so eddie’s squirming grabs your attention. and then venom tries to act like he’s not doing anything when he very clearly was doing everything. venom will do the same with you, but he usually does it while eddie’s sleeping. he half does it because he likes seeing you get a little frustrated, but he also does it because he’s honestly hoping you’ll wake up eddie so you can fuck both of them. venom also likes teasing eddie just by having sex with you. even if you all literally planned the night beforehand, where it was just going to be you and venom, he’ll still try to rub it in eddie’s face as if he didn’t agree to it. eddie tries to be the mature one but he’s got his payback ready in mind. 

when they’re working together is when you’re really in trouble, when they call a truce and remember what they can do when they actually put their heads together for something. eddie knows exactly what to do and where to touch you and venom is completely ruthless, being able to hold you down and maneuver you any way he likes. venom really likes teasing you and touching you, not even bothering to hide how much enjoyment he gets out of making you squirm. he’s very intrigued by the human body and wants to make the most of it. he hangs on to every reaction your body makes and files it away to be used for later. when eddie and venom have your body memorized, you’ll miss when all they did was bicker and fight for their turn. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

eddie can be a little loud sometimes, but he’s actually considerate of his surroundings. unlike venom, eddie always tries to be quiet for the sake of his neighbors. eddie’s a bit more physically verbal; he’ll nod his head when you do something he likes, sometimes pairing it with a breathy moan or a hiss if you surprise him. once he gets close to his orgasm, his volume decreases until he cums, which then he’ll let out one last moan or exhausted groan. venom likes to do anything he can to surprise eddie so he’ll pick up volume (especially if there’s a neighbor that venom doesn’t like), like slithering inside him beside your cock to fill eddie up even more; it works, though not in eddie’s favor—your neighbors have many, many unanswered questions. if eddie’s not biting back moans, he might be mumbling under his breath. sometimes it’s half-assed responses to whatever venom is saying in his head, and sometimes it’s just genuine declarations of love that his brain can’t help but just say aloud. 

venom talks mostly in eddie’s head, so to eddie, yeah he’s loud as shit and venom knows it. he’s very verbal in the form of yapping since he doesn’t necessarily moan or make sounds of pleasure unless eddie does, and his volume doesn’t really pick up either. while eddie is very easily brought to incoherent mumbling the longer you fuck him, venom’s yapping doesn’t falter much. he will keep talking and talking, and if you want him to stop he’ll simply just talk in eddie’s head and drive him nuts instead. after an orgasm, venom makes rumbly noises, sometimes even does his own version of purring. they also happen during orgasms, but usually the actual orgasm is pretty quiet except for venom chanting yes over and over again, sometimes in tandem with eddie. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

venom is greedy and likes pissing eddie off, so he really likes keeping him held down while you fuck him in front of eddie. venom likes to mock and taunt eddie, and though it isn’t genuinely mean, you have to shush him or else he just won’t stop. he enjoys anything that involves getting something good that eddie isn’t also receiving, so you’ll kind of be venom’s plaything for a little bit as he does whatever he wants with you to make eddie writhe in desperation. often, you’ll be in the midst of their back-and-forths as they each try to get control, and it’s just a matter of who will be the one milking your cock dry before the other wants their rightful turn. 

eddie shares the sentiment, but he really likes the power dynamic of being able to have some leverage over venom. physically, he can’t win. but at the end of the day it’s eddie’s body and venom inevitably has to listen to him, so eddie can just keep him at bay while you fuck him, and though venom’s whining typically annoys eddie, hearing him whine out of frustration turns eddie on like crazy; plus, he likes that venom actually has to listen to him for once and while it doesn’t last long, having the upper hand feels really good.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

eddie’s got some stomach pudge that he’s not too proud of that venom tries to convince him to work off, but then makes them eat nothing but junk food and high carb meals for two weeks and acts surprised when eddie just keeps gaining weight. has some body hair of course, on his arms and stomach and legs, but he has to keep them pretty trimmed (which sometimes just winds up being completely shaved out of frustration lmao) along with his facial (and bush) hair because venom doesn’t really like the feeling of body hair and that was their way of compromising—he’s got a couple of bald spots on his thighs caused by a lot of friction from his jeans which become some of venom’s favorite spots to run his tendrils across, which is nice because eddie has some thick thighs (and a nice ass, which venom also really likes). also has a single, small scar on the top of his hand just above his wrist where anne’s cat once scratched him really badly; it’s very faint, but still visible. you’ll find that eddie’s pussy always feels a little tight around your dick, even after hours of foreplay; it’s just how it is, but sometimes, venom will coat himself along eddie’s walls, like a fleshlight within eddie’s actual pussy. you’re not even fully aware of it half the time, so randomly, eddie will be an even tighter fit than normal—sometimes they don’t even tell you.

well. venom is venom. he can make anything you want, any kind of pussy, no matter how tight, and any kind of overall body you’d like. sometimes he doesn’t really need to be anything and he can just wrap himself around your cock. when venom’s completely taken over eddie’s body, he’s smooth and essentially flawless. normally he’s got nothing between his legs unless he wants there to be, in which case he can just form a pussy that at first, used to just be a simple indent for you to fuck until he accidentally discovered the internet and now can create actual detailed, textured pussies with varying widths and depths. they’ll even have clits that swell when touched, and with the cum that venom is able to produce, his pussy can be wet and warm, even with how cool his skin normally is. his body is super smooth and soft, sometimes even a little bit velvety—it’s a very unreal feeling. he can make any sort of appendage; he can fuck eddie with simple tendrils just as well as he can fuck eddie with an intricately designed cock—sometimes he’ll even mimic yours, the only difference being the white veins that bulge around it. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

eddie’s sex drive isn’t that consistent. he can get easily swamped with work or super absorbed in something to the point where he completely forgoes sex altogether unless you or venom initiate it. without venom influencing him, if you had to put it on a scale of one to ten, it’d be about a four? having a partner increases it to five, but typically his libido isn’t all that high. doesn’t mean he’ll reject you if you initiate sex though; he’ll most likely always say yes unless he needs to do something really important or time sensitive. even if he’s tired, the proposition wakes him up enough, and he doesn’t mind sleepy sex anyway. if you ever leave for days at a time because of work or family, that’ll be the unfortunate time eddie’s sex drive spikes. him and venom will miss you dearly and you’ll probably end up getting a lot of sexting attempts by venom who’s not quite yet mastered texting but is trying his absolute best to entice you to come home. eddie’s not actually all that bad at it himself; when he finds the confidence and doesn’t fear someone will see your phone messages, he’ll send you a simple text or two explaining how much he misses you. 

venom doesn’t reeaally have like, an actual sex drive, but he’s also down for sex at literally any time. he does not care if eddie has to be at work in five minutes, he will fuck you because you asked and he loves you and wants to make you happy. technically, in a way, he’s always horny, but he still kind of has to abide by the rules of eddie’s body, so even though he seems like he has unlimited energy and a super high libido, he does have his limits and eddie won’t just let him do anything he wants. but venom is very interested in you and pretty much has no self-control when it comes to when, where, and how much he has sex. he likes being able to indulge in something and do it for fun, and if not for your and eddie’s limited stamina, venom could essentially go for as long as he wanted and have zero drop in interest. venom usually properly initiates when eddie is even the slightest bit aroused, and he will absolutely not say no to you whenever you ask. sometimes it’s a little bewildering how horny a creature with no sex drive can be. 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

eddie’s prone to passing out right after. thanks to venom, he can get a sort of adrenal fatigue where he’ll be so pumped up with adrenaline that he can quickly shut down and become exhausted right after, so sex tends to knock him out pretty fast. if he doesn’t fall asleep immediately after, it’s probably because he either has to get up for work or something, or because venom is keeping him awake for one reason or another. their sleep schedules are inconsistent nowadays, so if eddie doesn’t get enough sleep the previous night, he’s gonna be passed the hell out after sex. he’s a super deep sleeper at times too.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

he’s the type that tries to strike up a conversation after, sometimes it’s awkward but it is genuinely kind of endearing. in a relationship with someone he’s actually interested in, he tries to check in on you without making it obvious that it’s what he’s trying to do, so he kinda dances around the topic until you reassure him you enjoyed your time. depending on how the day went or how the sex was, if he’s tuckered out he’ll just lay there but won't fall asleep unless you do; he hovers a bit, and will probably kinda trail after you if you tend to get up and do things after sex. he likes being around you and soaks up your affections like a sponge so he’ll be silently wanting to be held or kissed. he can cook a mean post-sex meal, which is his best way to show you that he cares because in the beginning he’s gonna be a little too awkward for verbal confirmation. he’s also a huge fan of post-sex showers, which sometimes leads to another round but it’s always super relaxing. he likes sharing hair and body products.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

he’s kind of into everything about him just due to him trying to cope with his insecurities by turning his self-consciousness into ego, but he’ll end up liking whatever it is you like about him. he’ll lean more into his human parts, his chest and arms and muscles, but if you’re really into his bat features and give those parts of him the most attention, he’ll slowly begin to agree with you and be less harsh on those parts of himself. he inflates his brains the most, though he brags about being smart in the wrong areas.

on his partner, he pretty much likes everything about you. he wants to say his favorite thing is your overall body, your chest and muscles, your hands especially. but he really likes your face, not just because he finds you stunning but because he’ll really like it if you’re expressive. he stares at your face a lot, whether you realize it or not. he likes to watch you talk and smile, drifting often to your lips. he’d really like it if you talked a lot, both in the bedroom and out. he finds your lips attractive and really likes looking into your eyes.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

victor can be as dirty as he can be sweet. he likes your cum in his mouth, on his face, in his fur, on his skin, anywhere inside him. he has no issues with it. some days he has more interest in it than others; he’ll read a random reddit post of someone saying how much they like it when their partner cums on their face and it’ll be the only thing he wants to do for like five days. he’s easily influenced and almost anything and everything gets his mind running. he’s not particularly in love with the taste of cum or anything, but he does like it. when he sees himself in the mirror afterwards and sees wherever you got some on him, he can’t stop staring at it for a couple of minutes. it can be kind of annoying having to take a shower after if it gets in his fur, but that just means he can drag you into the shower with him and he’s more than alright with that.

on you, victor likes it when his cum’s visible. if he can see it around your mouth or dripping from your chin, it turns him on like crazy. he wants to please you, so if you like pushing your fingers, coated in his cum, into his mouth; he will suck them clean and will want to be praised for it.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he’s kind of a voyeur. he wishes he had invisigal’s powers because his bat form doesn’t exactly help with subtlety. in his days before working for the sdn, he got off on watching people fuck and doing coke off each other’s stomachs or dicks—at least he didn’t need to hide himself then, being free to sit at a club as people got hot and heavy with each other until he’d sneak into the bathrooms behind them and listen to them fuck in the next stall over. now, it’s a lot harder to do that when he needs to actually make a good impression of himself, but if you were okay with it, he’ll totally settle for watching you touch yourself, whether it’s in a public setting where he can ‘sneakily’ listen and watch you from above as you jerk off in an alley, or simply watching you at the end of your bed in the comfort of your bedroom. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

he’s good at hooking up and having quickies, but he’s not experienced when it comes to being in a relationship and actually having sex with someone who doesn’t just see him as an exotic piece of meat to scratch off their bingo card. he’s not used to being gently caressed and kissed, or taking things slow; undressing for the sake of appreciating the others’ body and less to just ogle. any way you fuck him, it’s going to feel different purely because you’re not just a quick fuck, you’re actually someone who loves and likes him. he knows how to give quick, mindless blow jobs and hand jobs, but he’s not so used to being eaten out slowly and methodically. 

you have to kind of teach him, with time, to get used to being in a relationship. when he’s anxiously pacing his kitchen because he’s trying to prepare himself for you to leave after your night together, you have to be ready to cook him breakfast and send him off for work with a promise that you’ll be waiting for him. he’s going to be someone who cums really early, because that’s what he’s used to—it’s actually fun to train his stamina and prepare him for long, intimate nights. when he gets used to being in a committed relationship, his experience does shine through, it just has to be tweaked a little bit in order to break the habits he’s developed from years of hook-ups that more often than not happened while under the influence.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

victor’s cool with anything, and doesn’t particularly have any favorites just because he likes it all, but he does really like being on his stomach. he likes switching positions mid-sex, usually anything where he starts on his back and then ends on his stomach. he just likes having his face stuffed into the pillows or sheets as you fuck him from behind, and he doesn’t mind being bent over your couch or kitchen counters if you don’t have the patience to drag him into your bed. sometimes if the sex is very intimate and sweet, he’ll get a bit embarrassed, so he likes not having you see his face since it’s very obvious when he’s becoming bashful or shy. it’s not really a position, but he also really likes shower sex—it makes for an easy clean up and he really likes being pressed against the cool wall/glass of the shower as hot water runs down his body. he also really likes a position where he can lean back against you as you fuck up into him—not only does it let you deeply fuck him, but you can also easily keep his legs held open. he’ll squirm a lot but only because it feels so good.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

victor’s humor is a little drier so he’s not exactly going to try to make jokes, but sometimes among his mindless yapping he might say something a little silly that could make you laugh. humor doesn’t ruin the moment for victor, unless you’re like, constantly making jokes, then he won’t be bothered per se but he’s just not going to be listening if you’re fucking him well enough. if you’re poking fun at him he might get a little huffy but it’s not going to put him out of the mood too much. any jokes he makes will probably be saved for after you’re done. like maybe he’ll point out that the cum stain you left on his stomach kinda looks like a dick or something—those will be the kinda jokes he makes.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he used to shave in the past but then found his hair tended to re-grow really quickly so he dropped it after he became too depressed to really keep up with it and now doesn’t bother much with it. if you had a problem, he’d probably be motivated to do something about it. but for himself? he doesn’t care much. he’s probably read a lot of those alpha male pick-up artists say that having more body hair makes you more desirable and used that to cope. getting in a relationship would be when he started to think about it; he wouldn’t shave, but he would trim. there’s not much he can do about his actual fur, but he’d definitely trim his bush up a little. he’d do like three snips and call it a day because he’s too attached to his body hair. he loves his happy trail and arm hair so he’d be quietly hoping to god that you aren’t someone who dislikes that sort of thing.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

he tries to act really cool and suave but he’s honestly such a sap. he won’t try to be ‘romantic’ unless you take that first step because he’s actually kind of afraid of rejection, but if you’re all intimate and sweet, holding his face in your hands as you kiss him (especially paying extra attention to his bat features), he will absolutely melt. he might have been trying to lead you, talking like he’s got the whole night planned but the second you gently touch him, kissing up his body and whispering about how much you love him, he will be speechless and won’t know what to do with himself. especially if you give him a lot of aftercare and make sure he’s doing okay, offering to huddle up close or eat a meal together, it’s like an arrow through his heart. he’ll have a difficult time doing it back because he’s kinda awkward about it, but in a relationship, victor falls really hard, so even though he may act a little weird it’s just because he wants to be all sweet and lovey-dovey with you back but it’s still something he’s learning to do. he’s better at going about it after sex, like cooking you a meal or getting you a dessert you like. but in the moment, he’s kinda freezing up and stumbling over himself because he’s not quite sure what to do. his constant eye-contact (of what you can tell) is his best way of trying to show you how smitten he is.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he did it a lot before getting in a relationship with you, mostly when he was drunk or high, but as his sex drive slows down a little bit, the amount he jerks off kinda reduces. he becomes busy with work which causes him to just come home exhausted, but once getting with you, his sex drive does a little relapse and comes back somewhat full force. he’d prefer sex with you of course, but he’s also got no problem with handling his problems on his own. he’s easily motivated and could literally jerk off to a text message you send, so you shouldn’t worry about leaving him to tend to himself even when he’s whining about it. he’s got no self-control about it and will make himself cum as soon as he needs to and if he needs to jerk off again, he’ll just do it. he doesn’t really do it for fun, but sometimes if he’s completely fucking bored and has nothing else to do, he’ll jerk off lmao.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

bondage is something he probably joked about being into at first and then actually got really turned on by it and is now proudly into it. he specifically really likes having his wrists bound, either with handcuffs, rope, zip ties, silk, duct tape, whatever, but he’s also alright with having his ankles bound like, to the end of your bed or something. he’s also cool with being blindfolded or gagged, but those can sometimes get him way too overstimulated. 

he’d also like sex after/while smoking pot, even better if you smoke with him. it makes him all sensitive and makes everything feel ten times better, though it usually only results in one round of sex before he’s either getting up to go eat because he’s fucking starving or he’s accidentally passing out asleep right then and there. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

there’s not a lot of places he wouldn’t have sex, and again, doesn’t particularly have any favorites. he’s fine if it’s somewhere cozy, in your bed or on your couch, and he doesn’t mind being pressed against hard concrete or dirt and grass (though he’ll be kind of annoyed if it gets his clothes dirty). if he had to choose a favorite, it’d probably be anywhere in your home because he likes your scent and likes being around you, and he’s not going to say no to being fucked against warm blankets and clean sheets. also likes fucking in the shower, and kind of has a soft spot for having sex in water, like in a bathtub or even out in the rain—it feels good against his skin and fur and he likes seeing your wet clothes or hair sticking to your body. he also, like.. enjoys having sex in other people’s places lol? hotel rooms are fun, but if he had the opportunity to fuck in robert’s bathroom or in flambae’s bed, he’d do it. he finds it funny to piss them off and he doesn’t have to be the one to clean up the mess.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

anything about you gets him going, really. showing interest in him is good motivation. feel him up a little, dance your fingers along his fur and up behind his ears and tease his mouth with your thumb; pull him into you when he starts straying, pretty much just manhandle him and he’s head over heels. he’s also very motivated by words, but honestly it doesn’t matter what you say, just you talking is enough to turn him on. you could literally be reading off a grocery list and he’ll be on the verge of shoving his hand down his pants. it’s like that one scene in sex education with the two teachers learning ‘dirty’ talk after realizing that you didn’t have to say anything actually sexy, it just had to be said in a sexy way; sound, look, or act like you wanna fuck and victor will be under you in a heartbeat. he’s also just very receptive to praise and will absolutely hang on to your every word once you start talking about how good he’s doing. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

there’s not a whole lot he wouldn’t do honestly. i think one thing he wouldn’t be okay with would be anything that eventually makes him feel small and worthless. in a trusted relationship with him, if you bring up wanting to have a threesome or something, he’ll probably be down for it—but if it gets to a point where you begin pushing him away for other people, trying to stretch his boundaries and seeing how far he’ll go in a way that is just manipulating his trust, he’ll begin to question himself and will revert back to being that young, depressed victor that only knew how to cope with his worries by getting completely plastered. and he probably won’t even be strong enough to put his foot down or lay out his boundaries either. and similar thing, if you start talking about someone else during sex, more especially someone he feels inferior to in any way, it seriously makes him shrink up and gets him pretty depressed and upset. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he loves receiving it. he doesn’t care where he is, if you offer it, he’s gonna try his absolute best to be available to take it. he’s more than happy to sit back and relax as you eat him out for however long you fucking want. he’s great at receiving it; he’s a little whiny and he’ll buck his hips up every now and then, but he’ll stay still if you really want him to and only wraps his legs around your head when he’s getting overstimulated. you can sit him on your face but he honestly does better laying back. 

he loves giving it too, but he can get a bit ahead of himself. he takes more of your cock than he can handle at once and his teeth sometimes get in the way but he does genuinely really like sucking you off. he loves pleasuring you and he really gets off on praise so all you have to do is guide him a little and he’s golden. he likes the weight of you on his tongue and could literally have you in his mouth for hours if you let him. blow jobs get him horny so unless you expect to get him off afterwards, you’ll have to pull him away from between your legs, which will lead to him trying really hard to convince you otherwise (and he is very persuasive). 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

it can really depend. since he naturally leans into a submissive role, you’ll probably be controlling the pace. if he’s trying to dominate, or he’s the one that initiated sex, at first he’s going to be a lot quicker (and honestly sloppier), riding you and really just trying to make you and him cum as soon as possible because he’s too horny to care, but you can slow him down and encourage him to take his time. he can get whiny because he’s impatient, but he’ll listen to you. he’s not really rough, he just naturally takes things faster. he thinks he prefers it fast and hard, and will try to encourage you to take him like that, wanting you to relentlessly fuck him into the bed until he can’t think, but he actually really enjoys it when you take your time and fuck him with slow, deep thrusts. sensual sex ends up becoming his favorite even when he likes to say he prefers it hard and fast. he’s a bit embarrassed by how much he likes it but it really does soften him up and make him all mushy and vulnerable afterwards.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he’s more than alright with them. it’s what he’s used to anyway, he doesn’t mind being pulled into storage closets as you race to make each other cum before he has to go into a meeting. with how high his sex drive can be, quickies would be common depending on your schedule. victor likes getting what he wants, especially if he gets it fast, but if you liked making him wait so you could have a long, drawn out night, he’s cool with that too. he’ll get really antsy and worked up but he’s completely on board. sometimes he just needs a long, good night with you. he loves the attention you give him so it’s a win-win either way. there’s a good chance that most of your quickies are you eating him out before he has to go into work since he sometimes wakes up really horny.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he’s sorta a ‘i’ll do anything once’ kinda guy, though, with some hesitancy. pre-sdn victor’s jumping in there with no question, but new and improved hero vic has finally developed a bit of common sense which at least kind of helps him make better choices. still, if you offer to drag him into the nearest public restroom for a quick fuck he’s not gonna say no. he’ll happily have sex in the showers at the sdn building, maybe even get a little handsy in the breakroom (though nothing too crazy, he doesn’t wanna lose his job). he’ll fuck in alley ways and let you grope him in clubs and bars. he’ll wear a collar in public with your name on it, he’s totally cool with like, all of it. he finds it hard to say no to you, so more likely than not, whatever you wanna do? he’s doing it. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

victor tries to brag like, i can go all day and night, baby but honestly he starts feeling it just after one round. being sober makes him a lot more sensitive so it’s really something he has to get used to. he can cum very quickly, but he’s not opposed to being overstimulated so he’s alright with back-to-back rounds so long as you give him a little bit of time between them. he’s very interested in you, so he really doesn’t want to stop at just one or two… but he’s getting older, y’know? cut him some slack. he’s happy to jerk you off or go down on you to let his pussy rest at least. he’s got the stamina to let you fuck his cunt for how ever many rounds you need, but so long as you don’t touch his clit, all is well—once you start stimulating his clit, that’s when his stamina begins to teeter. not only will he not last long, but he’s gotta tap out for a bit. he’ll be begging you to touch him only for him to start backing out once he realizes he’s not going to be able to hold out. he tries to be like nooo no it’s fine i can totally go again, but you can just see it in the way he’s breathing and the way he’s trying to close his legs that he’s kind of out of commission. poor thing won’t last long unless you edge him, but that’ll get him really vocal and whiny so you’ll have to be prepared to say no to him even when he looks so pathetic begging.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

oh yeah he likes toys for sure. he’s definitely gotten sex toys as gag gifts over the years, mostly from malevola who really liked getting him absurdly large dildos that he absolutely tried telling himself he was trying out as a joke only to actually really enjoy them (and is in total denial of the fact that he uses them somewhat frequently). definitely has like, some sort of blonde blazer-themed dildo or something (and if you were a hero, he’s getting aaalll the toys they have designed after your persona). he really likes vibrators too, and isn’t afraid to double up on toys with a dildo inside him and a vibrator on his clit. he’ll use a vibrator on your dick too, if you want. he’s not afraid of a little experimenting, so if you had any toys you wanted to bring in, he’d be totally on board, like literally knock yourself out. he will gladly let you test out new toys on him. he’s the type of guy to get whatever dumb sex toy is trending and pretend like he’s just in on the joke even when he’s unironically cumming and shaking from a rose toy on his clit.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

victor can’t tease you because he’s way too impatient for it. he’ll throw in the towel so fast. he just can’t willingly deprive himself of pleasure when he can just.. choose not to do that. he probably brags about being able to hold out, and if you were just starting out your relationship, he’d try to tell you made-up stories of how he could go for hours but he’s all bark and no bite. he’s not even very good at teasing honestly, but he is very fun to tease. it’s definitely something that gets him going—if you tie his hands up and don’t allow him to touch himself, he gets very worked up and will go from “i am not begging” to absolutely pleading for you and trying to bargain his way out. he claims to hate it but he’s honestly so submissive at heart that he can’t help but love it. he can sometimes accidentally tease you like if you’re fucking him and he gets a phone call, even though vic is pretty horny, he’ll probably stop you so he can answer the call and sometimes the calls can go on for a while—while you do easily grab his attention, his attention can also be stolen very quickly. it’s ironic because if you were to do the same to him, he’d be near tears trying to get you off the phone.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

he sure talks an awful lot if you let him. he moans more when you go down on him or finger him, but he talks a lot when you’re actually fucking him. a lot of it is nonsense, just him rambling and trying to ground himself, and sometimes he’s trying to very sloppily convey what he wants, whether he’s asking you to fuck him harder or asking you to touch him another way. in actual volume he’s not very loud when he moans, but when he’s rambling it’s either at a normal talking volume (when it can actually be kind of awkward if you’re fucking somewhere less private and don’t want any heads turning your way) or it’s at that ‘when people who can’t whisper try to whisper’ kinda volume. he can’t be completely quiet but he’s not that loud either. you can maybe get him to shut up if you fuck him hard enough, but you shouldn’t bet on it. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

he’s fantasized about fucking every member of the z-team at least once—if any of them offered to fuck, he would not have turned them down. coupe, prism, flambae, and robert were his most notorious victims of his fantasies because they’re the ones he could find himself easily submitting to the most. sometimes when they’d talk, victor would slip something into the conversation that just slightly hinted at his interest and he found it very entertaining to see their faces morph into either complete disgust or genuine confusion (and he might later have gotten off to the memory of it when he got home from work). 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

lots of his gray fur coming down from his neck to just above his pecs before it thins out and trickles down to his stomach and ending at a fluffy bush, leaving a nice happy trail just above it. he has straight top surgery scars beneath his nipples that he got when he was much younger, so he'd accidentally reopened them quite a few times causing them to heal a little jaggedly. he’s got some muscles from working out, but he’s bad at not snacking throughout the week so he’s developed a little bit of thickness to his thighs which makes up for the fact his ass is kinda flat. he’s got very nice hands and definitely gets manicures every now and then to keep them in shape. he used to be self-conscious of the hair on his arms but he later ended up believing it helped get him laid and now he likes to show them off, even with some of the track marks he still has from his drug abuse. also, he bruises pretty easily, and even though the places you can suck hickies on to his skin most likely aren’t going to be seen by others, he still likes seeing his stomach and chest littered with them even if he can’t show them off. for some reason i feel like he’d have gotten some kind of tramp stamp at some point too lol, and if he had the necessary qualifications, would absolutely have gotten a fourchette piercing for his pussy. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

as long as you exist, all he thinks about is you. he honestly probably suffered from hypersexuality that he may or may not have gotten some kind of support for after getting in with the sdn. horniness is sort of in his nature regardless, but his sex drive is definitely fueled by yours. if you show sexual interest in him, whatever little spark of arousal he had is getting boosted by a thousand. he’s very easily influenced by you; send him pictures of yourself or send him messages with even the littlest bit of sexual undertone and he’s rushing to the sdn restroom and desperately asking for more. whenever you’re down to fuck, he is too. there’s a phase he gets into at some point in your relationship where he’s worried about scaring you off and doesn’t initiate sex whatsoever, so the second you give him the go ahead he is so ready. he often wakes up horny, so morning sex would be commonly asked for by him. his drive also spikes in the middle of the night, so unless you’re still awake with him, you might be getting woken up by a ‘distressed’ victor who claims he just seriously needs your help with a huge, real problem—that problem being that he really wants to get fucked.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)