Please disregard the last letter. Laurie and I have made up.

Reading about you having to force him to eat made me laugh. He is no better now. It also reminded me of how I sometimes have to force my lover to eat. He is often pained with stomach problems.

Me and him adopted a kitten. Her name is Garcon. He named her before we went to the veterinarian. She lives with him a lot.

He did the sweetest thing for me. Émile, not Laurie. He booked the back of the cinema where we had our first date (also the one where he blew me behind the screen but shhh that’s a secret) and he set our pillows and tea lights and a big bowl of pasta (Lady and the Tramp is one of my favorite movies). He also played Sinatra and we kissed a lot. Maybe if you beg enough I’ll tell you what else we did.

I think Laurie might have a crush on someone in the house. His name is Feuilly and he makes fans. I cannot blame him. Honestly, this house is full of attractive men. I think you would love it here.

Please compliment me. I’m an attention whore, I love it and feed off of it and perhaps I will compliment you in return. I’ll start: You have a very nice smile.

Tell me secrets about Laurie too! I would love to hear some. Minnie is doing well also. Laurie is home schooling her and she will be enrolled next year.

Love love,