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Not Happy Jan – Ooompah Loompahs Say ICAC Shamelessly Used Them For A Headline

Global Union Of Oompah Loompahs (GUOL) spokesman Oompah Loompah #35712 – who lives in Sydney – says ICAC has cost him and a couple of his colleagues considerable income by announcing they would be called to give evidence at the Snack Pack inquiry.

“We were booked for a pantomime the days ICAC told us we would be called, so we told the school we’d have to cancel. So, the ICAC Snack Pack inquiry…

Publicly Confess And Apologise Or Go, Says Local Media Proprietor

Close encounter with death. We’re glad Bill Pickering pulled through and what a relief to find that medical records showed no trauma, no bruising, nothing indicating you were knocked unconscious. With all that life threatening action going on, it’s great to see media got your stretcher pic within 10 mins of the “cowards punch” OR “king hit” (choose your own adventure) that put you into a…

What’s Oscar-Winning Theatrics Got To Do A Costly, Bungled, Sham ICAC Inquiry?

Pickering’s Paramedic stretcher pose and (inset) the letter that was the last straw for Vic Tagg, provoking the measured but not particularly forceful, retaliation.

Remember that sensational recent story recently about Ryde’s Mayor being king hit by Ryde’s former mayor? Well, surprise surprise it didn’t really happen that way and there’s certainly much more to it than meets the eye!

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