Okay you got me into it so now I need to ask: Percy Jackson vs Max Jägermann, who wins?
I AM PLATONICALLY IN LOVE WITH YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
youve given me the perfect freeway into talking about my pjo x hatchetfiel crossover au
so canonically, hatchetfield is on an island in lake michigan, but we’re ignoring that percy ends up at hatchetfield high and damn near instantly becomes the most popular person
what i imagine happening with that is: percy is still the #1 fan of the underdogs, so they all love him. but it isnt like what usually happens, instead of the underdogs/bullied ids having quiet respect for him, theyre loud about it. they invite him to the elementry school playground to smoke weed, they ask him to join the theater club, they fight over who gets to be his partner for school projects- to them hes basically if a cool kid was a loser like them. its the best thing to ever happen to them
but on the other hand, max also loves this guy. he finds him fucking awesome. hes tall, nonchalant, clearly strong, not afraid to stand his ground for him or others, he fucking loves percy (lokwey in a gay way but herd never admit it) (actually he might) anyway percy punched max in defense of the bullied and max, purely because he got punched, gained even more respect for percy
not even camp half blood and camp jupiter combined have as much respect for percyand actually like him as much as the students of hatchetfield high no one even blinks when a monster inevitably gets on the island and tries attacking percy, when someone sees it- because its hatchetfield everyone there can see through the mist- they just ask if hes okay then move on with their life
hatchetfield is the weirdest town percys ever seen and percys the weirdest person hatchetfields ever met
and to answer your question: max would let percy win percy would kick his ass with ease, if for no other reason than hatchetfield being an ocean but ghost or not, percy would beat him in a fight he’d also beat the lords in black too













