Apr 30, 2025
I need you to help me with something very stupid
oh? what'2 up, jack?
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I need you to help me with something very stupid
oh? what'2 up, jack?
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>DING! The ask in the box just has a glowing green [PRESS for freaky animal juice], and sure enough, pressing it will get you just that. Berri's a flashy creature, in her own way, and the sample of oil appears in a flash of light from the screen the ask is interacted with. It's held aloft by a semi-translucent hand, a smooth and feminine hand with rough, pixelated edges. In it's green-edged fingers it holds a half-quart mason jar, labeled "Knuckle Duster Oil, just add electric charge! -B"
>Once taken from the digital hand, the thing seems to fall apart into tiny black cubes, just as translucent as the hand, and lined with fading green light, before the hardlight fully dissolves.
Simon has to answer the ask on one of his hard-light tablets in order to make sure the item doesn't get held out of HIS EYE, but it works just the same. Before the hand can disappear, just for a moment, Simon laces his technopathic hand with its digital one, expressing thanks in an intimate gesture; it isn't held long before it's allowed to de-rezz and dissolve.
hey, thank2! ii don't remember what you mean wiith the electriic charge biit but ii'll get thii2 two my organiic analy2t2 a2ap.
The giant jar of dried rosemary on thy doorstep is definitely not mine doing.
> When the ask pops up in his TAP notifications, Simon is immediately up from his bed (where he often lounges while he idles) to retrieve the jar from its spot outside. Nobody would be willing to steal it (why would they need to?) but Simon would rather not let the magical delivery wait, regardless.
> He responds on his way to tuck the jar into his kitchenette's well-stocked but barely-used spice cabinet.
ii2 thii2 2ome kiind of un2ubtle warniing? ii'd rather you ju2t come out and tell me than drop hiint2 and tool2, you know, but ii'm gue22iing you're a beiing who can't be 2o 2traiightforward.
Didst thou know that rosemary doth repel daemons?
ii actually wa2 not aware of that one! ii'm famiiliiar wiith liike, 2alt and clay du2t ward2, whiite 2age 2moke, tho2e pop-culturey one2, but how ii2 ro2emary employed?
Hast thou any opinions on rosemary in bread?
IIN bread? ii can't 2ay ii've had iit! ii may have and ju2t forgot, but the iidea 2ound2 very good, a2 long a2 the bread ii2 good (mo2t liikely).
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Patterns or screenprints?
hmm. good que2tiion. ii do liike 2ome pattern2, but you can really do whatever you want wiith 2creenpriint2, 2o ii gue22 tho2e are 2uperiior a2 long a2 theyre good qualiity.
Scarves or socks?
2ock2. haviing fabriic around my neck ii2 uncomfortable.
what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Okay but for real, what's your favourite colour?
afriican or european?
bro you cant a2k me that. you cant a2k the two2 guy two piick ju2t one favoriite color!