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I'd add links but it usually breaks posts, so. I won't.

Okay, SO, both of these are pretty much the same so I didn’t to combine both. I tried to keep it ender neutral, but the ones that I ended up using pronouns, I ended up using male! pronouns. I hope you all enjoy!

Also, hey! I’m not dead and neither is this blog!

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Xemnas

The best thing that Xemnas can do for you when you’re stressed is to leave you alone. There are moments when you’re just so overwhelmed by life that even the sight of anyone around you can make you snap in anger and frustration. When he senses those moods coming, he’ll turn straight around and avoid you for hours because he knows that’s what you want. You appreciate it because the last thing you want is to have him grate on your already tense nerves.

Xigbar

Will literally do whatever you want as long as you don’t yell at him. Do you want a blowjob? He’ll give you one. Do you want him to leave you alone for a few hours? That’s cool, too. Do you want him to get you something to eat, to draw you a hot bath, to cuddle with you in bed for a while? Hey, that’s awesome, let’s do it. As long as it makes you feel better, he’s up for doing it because he hates when you get stressed out.

Xaldin

Best way to work out your frustrations? Go break something. You want to go spar or let loose on a punching bag or throw a couple of spare plates across the wall? That’s fine. He’s up for it. Plates are replaceable and he’s up for taking a few stressed out punches if it means you get so exhausted that you aren’t stressed anymore.

Vexen

Not a patient person in the slightest, so sometimes he might not even notice that you’re stressed until you straight up tell him to leave you alone. When he notices, he’ll drop whatever it is he’s doing and literally ask you “What can I do to make it better?” and he’ll do his best to make what you want a reality if it’s in his power to do so. If it isn’t, he’ll find someone who can make it a reality.

Lexaeus

Hugs! All the hugs! All the time! Lexaeus gives the best bear hugs. You’re a tall dude but he’s like… a giant, so every time he sees you getting stressed out, he won’t say anything, he’ll literally just wrap his arms around you and squeeze you in the tightest hug possible, not caring if you complain. He’ll hold you tightly until you just go limp, knowing that you just need something else to focus on to get your thoughts off of something negative.

Zexion

Zexion gets stressed out easily and in turn you get stressed out and that stresses him out more, which makes you even more stressed out, which ends up being this huge stress spiral that makes both of you be like, “We… need to get out of here.” So Zexion will drag you away from the castle and you’ll spend the day (or longer) away doing whatever happens to pop into your head. A picnic, having a little bookstore date, or just taking a long walk somewhere quiet.

Saix

Organization and stability come easily to Saix, but you don’t have those skills. When you get overwhelmed and stressed by all of the work you have to do, you can bet that he’ll step in and help. He won’t do your work for you, but he might be convinced to give it to someone else. Stress leads to work that is less than perfect, so anything he can do to make you happier is well worth it to him.

Axel

Movie night and cuddles on the sofa or in bed are Axel’s go-to methods to help you de-stress. He’ll put on your favorite show, get some sugary snacks for you both to share, and then he’ll wrap himself around you like a limpet and not let go until you promise that you aren’t stressed anymore. It’s good for date nights and for de-stressing!

Demyx

Not really good at helping other people become unstressed, but he tries his hardest and that’s what matters. He does his best to make you laugh because he knows he’s a ridiculous and amusing person, so he goes full-fledged ridiculous in order to take the frown off of your face. You love that he tries so hard to make you feel better and you’re pleased to say that it works.

Luxord

Luxord’s goal is distraction and pulling you away from whatever is stressing you out. A hot cup of tea and a scone or a cookie and he’ll take you away where no one will be able to find you and make you do more shit that’ll just make you stressed. He’ll even go so far as to do some of your work himself, just to help you lighten your workload in the long run.

Marluxia

Breathing techniques, meditation, and couples yoga. Marluxia is seriously into all that stuff and he swears by it, so he’ll usually drag you into doing it with him if he thinks it’ll make you feel better. Even if it doesn’t really lower your stress, the laughs you get when the two of you try to do yoga together make you happier than you previously were.

Larxene

Larxene knows what makes you happy so she’ll do her best to replicate or give you those things to help you get into a better mood. She’ll probably make you a cup of coffee or tea or hot chocolate or a glass of wine and let you rest and decompress in a hot bath. She might even be convinced to massage your back if you’re in the mood for it.

Roxas

Literally hates seeing you sad and stressed so he’ll do whatever it takes to make sure that you feel better. Roxas is best at being a shoulder to cry on or a listening ear, so feel free to vent to your heart’s content while he listens to you complain. He won’t stop you and will even stroke your hair while you press your face into his shoulder.

Xion

A batshit priest from mine and Sei's comic Crow's Nest~

Cocky {Freinds oc speedpaint} Narcis belongs to @a1rjayce let me marry him u, coward

Meet Sei!  They’re one of the moderators and merch artists featured in this zine!   We’ve asked them a few questions for those of you who wanna learn more about them!

3. Favorite side character and why? I love Craig because he’s so quirky and interesting and has some of the best one-liners

7. Favorite adult and why?I really like Mr. Mackey beacause he’s one of the few non-awful adults on the show. 

8. Least favorite adult and why?Butters’ parents and grandma. Especially his grandma, she genuinely makes me uncomfortable

16. Favorite episode and why? The List is my all-time favourite but I also really love Free Willyzx and Make Love not Warcraft

20. To you, what’s the most disgusting/worst moment in the show?Wendy’s boob job and butters liposuction 23. What’s the first episode you ever watched?I saw Breast Cancer Show Ever on TV, and The List was the first episode i saw online