#a-force event

Odin: I trust you haven't taken this form solely for the sake of mischief. Lady Loki: Would you believe me if I told you my intentions were pure? Odin: I would like to... Lady Loki: But you know better because you're the almighty All-Father. I think it's time I took you up on that offer to sit on the throne. I'm feeling especially majestic... Odin: Just be careful on the steps, Loki. It's been a long time since you walked in heels. Lady Loki: These are clearly wedges.

HHJDLSKLLDSF THESE TWO

the hydra guy in the bush is hydra bob! I hope this means we’re getting a deadpool event (pleasepleasepleaseplease)

I spent all of my Odin’s treasures on an army of penguins. I have no regrets. 

Singularity: You did good! Loki: You're welcome. You were adequate. Singularity: Yay! Loki: That was a lie. Singularity: Neat! Loki: Why have you taken this shape? Singularity: Got bored. Lonely. Anxious. Wanted to meet people. BE people. Make relationships. Learn things. Be a girl. Maybe change into something different later. Keep changing. Change is good. Fun. Loki: I hate to say it, but I know exactly what you mean...

Black Cat: Nice cat. Lady Loki: I know. Black Cat: Is that real gold? Lady Loki: Better. Asgardian gold. Black Cat: My cat has a diamond collar, but I never considered giving her a crown... Lady Loki: Are you seriously thinking about stealing my cat's jewelry? Black Cat: If it makes you feel any better, I'm also thinking about stealing yours.

Lady Loki: You are so boring... Malekith: Because I don't give people condescending nicknames? Lady Loki: Yes, but also because you came into possession of one of the most powerful artifacts in all the Ten Realms, and chose to waste it on Midgard. Malekith: Ten Reams? Lady Loki: We recently found out there's a tenth. Apparently, my sister lives there. Malekith: Your sister?! Lady Loki: It's a whole new world, Mannequin. Too bad you won't be alive to see it...

Tigra: What did you do to my clothes?! Beach Humbuggery Loki: Where to begin? I stole them. I cut them up. I singed them on Ghost Rider's head. I covered them in shawarma. I threw them in the water. I froze said water. Tigra: This isn't over... Beach Humbuggery Loki: You're right. I forgot that Baby Cthulhu drooled on them, and Hulk used them to wipe his feet. It was complicated, but I take my mischief very seriously.