"Oh now you wanna know after being so critical this morning?"

" Hmmmm, that one is a tricky question. " He admitted, leaning back in a leather throne with genuine interest in the inquiry. Throughout his history, he had skulked about many, many cities and towns alike. Some were far more guarded while others were simply hard to do so due to the environmental clashing. " Everlook in the midst of Winterspring is a good example of terrible environments. While it's in the midst of one of the coldest regions in Kalimdor, the goblin-built towns are exactly easy to hide within. Small and cooped up housing, a singular wall that has always got eyes around it. Though if you were to snipe from a distance, you may have a greater advantage than what most blade wielding assassin may have. The snow also clashes with tracks and it's brightness blended with the arcane unpredictability in the environment, giving this winter biome a unique 'shine'. "

Another thought came to mind when refering to cities that reminded him of the times he lurked in Suramar City. " There is another that many would declare to be far greater in terms of the MAJOR cities. Suramar, of course. While I cannot deny that the guard itself are quite a nuisance, it's clear that hiding in that city of eternal night isn't impossible. I mean, look? A rebellion managed to break in from beneath the earth? Annoying but not the absolute worst. "

I was tagged by the wonderful @keilemlucent, thank you! I wanted to wait until the 18th, which would be my one year anniversary, to do something like this but whatever let’s do this now because I’m impatient. As always, I won’t tag anyone but y’all should totally give this a try, whether you wanna make a list or not!

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1). Caring For Your Hormonally-Charged Bird - Mar. 28

My first Hawks fic is my most popular. I just wanted my birb at max horniness with both ‘rutting’ and the ‘sex pollen’ scenario, and I’m glad so many of you ended up feeling the same! I had a lot of fun with the buildup and writing that asshole Deputy character. 

2). Primal Dissonance -  Jul. 17 

I’m very easy to amuse and I enjoy reading everyone’s reaction to the apparent ‘Tit Abuse’. Honestly I just wanted to write Hawks roughly fucking someone in a pretty and peaceful setting. Thank you anon for the inspiration!

3). The Spring Bird Survival Guide -  May 30

Because if you guys ask for a sequel enough times, my spirit will break and I’ll give you what you want lol. But I’m glad it happened because these scenes were a lot of fun to write up. People still ask me what the relationship between the reader and Hawks is like afterwards and I have no idea usually say that they stayed as friends with benefits. 

4). Hawks vs. The Peacock Plushie -  Apr. 23

Ahh the birth of birdbrain Hawks. Who could’ve known that some late night crack would only be the beginning of Hawks’s slow transformation into a dumb jealous birb. He probably doesn’t appreciate it, but I sure do!

5). Subject: RAPTOR -  Oct. 1

The monster fic that I was so damn afraid of posting. Never in a million years would I have expected the feedback you guys have given it. It feels really good to know that my tongue fic with plot didn’t make everyone jump ship! Unlike my Spring Rut series, I don’t know if a part 2 of this one will happen. Thank you anon for inspiring me to make such a wild story!

6). The Cockwarming Interviews - Jun. 24

Pffft I had no idea what to do with cockwarming, so I disguised my cluelessness with silly interviews. Some of you have asked me to try using this format again, and I’d love to but I’ll probably need some help with ideas! Also ‘Pillar of Pussy Destruction’ is a description for a penis that I’m very proud of.

7). Hawks vs. Hawks Plushie -  Aug. 1 

Goodness, I didn’t realize how many notes this drabble had. Hawks punching a plush of himself and failing the mirror test is in my Top 10 list...this is the top-quality content you darlings are here for.

8). The Hawks Masterlist -  Aug. 4 

“Remember when Wine used to write for more than one friggin’ character?”

“Yeah. Now she’s a basic bird-loving bitch. Disappointing.”

9). Mic Punching the Doc in the Fucking Face - Apr. 24

That’s it. It’s just a bunch of you wonderfully valid people agreeing that Mic busting someone’s jaw is a precious thing that must be cherished. Seriously tho, I really do love moments like that in any piece of media, and I’m so grateful to Horikoshi for giving us that page, along with the other chapters of pissed off Mic that make me scared and horny.

10). Playboy Bunny S/O drabble - Apr. 20