#a clear conscience

ethan comes in with headphones in dancing and cal follows him in and goes “are you dancing?” “yes. i’ve joined a salsa class. i am now a student of the latin beat.” ahshdjfjfk

also that suggests they got to work separately despite arriving at the same time doesn’t it? i suppose living together doesn’t mean they have to travel together. actually it might be a night shift which would make more sense, ethan could’ve just come straight from said salsa class

cal tells him to give it up because he’s got no rhythm and he goes “oh ye of little faith” shfkgk i love him

oh wait that means this is jack’s last ep

oh yeah it is the night shift

big mac’s out of painkillers so he’s in a terrible mood and he offers to put away the new drug stock😬

cal shows ethan how the dancing’s done lmao and jack goes “not so fast jezebel he’s mine” and iain goes “i think you’re barking up the wrong tree there, jack” and he says “oh please, look at those moves. the hips don’t lie” sjskakjdf

ooo charlie’s discovered there’s tramadol missing and calls everyone round to say they’re now gonna treat it like a controlled drug and asks if anyone has anything to tell him and cal’s like “i do! it’s my brother… he can’t dance” SJDKFKF

ethan’s practicing his mambo while waiting outside for an ambulance😭😭

jack keeps getting sprayed with bodily fluids. first vomit then blood😭

rita got a complaint from a patient she doesn’t even remember saying she was rude and then she gets a threatening text and she’s sure it’s mark :(

how on earth does charlie not realise it’s big mac stealing the drugs at this point like he keeps finding him by the drugs or in suspicious places😭 unless he does and he’s just biding his time

jez saying “he just says i’m greedy because i get the best of both worlds” and iain goes “you are greedy! you ate that last doughnut” SJAKSJKD

mac coming clean to noel :(

charlie asks rita if she’s okay and she says “i will be when they get all these guns off the streets” “maybe we should do what the americans do and put metal detectors on the doors” “yeah or we could raise our boys to be better men” so true

jack’s packing up and says he hasn’t got the stomach for medicine and needs to get back to the glitz and glamour of the travel industry “the only guns i wanna see are on the hunky lifeguards strutting about in their teeny tiny trunks” noel goes “you can see that here. if a swim team goes down with food poisoning” 💀💀

noel’s gonna help big mac get clean🥺

they’re all going to breakfast to say bye to jack and ethan’s still dancing and cal’s like “right you need to stop watching dirty dancing and hang up your cuban heels mate before you get injured. my advice.” and ethan just goes “right. louise, can i borrow you for a second?” and he dances with her, spins her and dips her😭😭

cal goes “very impressive nibbles, very impressive” and ethan goes “yes, thank you, nobody puts baby brother in the corner” and cal looks so unimpressed😭😭😭

lmaoo jack goes and stands in front of a billboard with a picture of a beach and says “this time next week i’m gonna be lying on that beach! in your face, boys!” and then an ambulance goes past and through a puddle, splashing him with water shskakkdkf

aww big mac gets up to the door of the NA meeting but turns away at the last moment :(

uh oh rita gets home and finds her bedroom completely trashed with “YOU WILL SUFFER” written in lipstick on the mirror