YANGVIK WEEK: Alternate Universe
Kavik sat in the darkest corner of the bar he could find, nursing his grievances as he tried to resist the temptation to order a stronger drink than the almost tasteless wine. He needed to keep his wits about him, in case some local thug would happen to stroll in and start looking for wanted faces.
Besides, he couldnât really afford to spend any more money. By the looks of things, his pockets were going to be very empty for the forceable future.
Of course, there was also a very real chance he wouldnât have a future, once they found him.
One kid. One dirty, scruffy little kid in a cage, had been enough reason for him to turn on Kuoyu, and kill one of the crime lordâs top enforcers as he helped the kid escape.
Now he had no cargo, no first mate to help crew his ship (should have never hired that coward Huang Shalung in the first place), a helpless orphan hidden in the secret smuggling hold of his ship, and a very angry criminal going to fill the streets with bounty hunters any minute.
He just hoped the bounty would be for his dead body. The only reason Kuoyu would want him alive would be to-
âA pai sho player I see,â a stranger suddenly pulled out the chair opposite him, and sat down, âJust the kind of man Iâve been looking for!â
Kavik had to ball his fists, to stop himself from reaching for the weapon hidden on his thigh. The anxiety had made him sloppy, otherwise he should have recognized the tall, willowy woman as she approached.
Though it was amazing how different she looked, without those prim and proper robes.
âThis is a table for one,â he said tersely but quietly, as he scanned the room to make sure no one was watching them. âAnd Iâm not exactly in the mood for games tonight!â
Lady Yangchen scooted her chair forward; her eyes almost twinkling in the soft blue light, as she smiled at him under her conical straw hat. âCome my friend, donât you know itâs bad luck to turn down another player.â Skimming through her tiles, the young woman selected one and placed it on the board, opening the game.
âMy luck couldnât get worse,â Kavik left his own tiles untouched. âAnd a professional goodygoody like you might not want to be caught sitting at the table with me right now. Iâm not exactly Mr. Popular around here.â
âYes, I had heard something about that,â Yangchen placed another tile on the board, as if he had taken a turn. âSome unprincipled scoundrel suddenly grew a conscious, and yanked Kuoyuâs tail to help someone else. That was as stupid as it was valiantâ She sounded genuinely impressed.
âThatâs very nice of you to say,â the young smuggler deadpanned. âBut the criminal thugs of this city arenât gonna agree, and I donât think the local authorities can help.â
âThe authorities are most certainly NOT going to help,â The girl sat up a little straighter, smoothing out her skirt. He wondered if she was uncomfortable, outside of her normal robes. âKuoyu has them in his pocket. I have it from a reliable source that your wanted poster is about to be handed out at the police station.â
If it werenât for the lady-monk sitting across from him, Kavik would not have stopped the vile obscenity that almost came out of his mouth. âI heard rumors that old slug had bought off the cops.â
âThat old slug is much slyer with investing his money,â she replied. âInstead of renting a few cops at a time he went straight to the top and bought the city magister.â
That did it. Kavik had been in this scummy place because he couldnât launch his ship without at least one other person to help. Well, it looked like that kid he saved was going to have to learn quick, because he was out of time to find someone to hire.
âOkay, thanks for the warning,â Kavik said sarcastically, and started to rise. âUnless youâre here to help, Iâve got a ship to-â
âAs it happens,â she raised a hand to stop him leaving. âI am in the business of helping people in need. Itâs an occupational commitment.â
The young smuggler froze halfway out of his chair. He was quiet for a long moment, as he studied her round, annoyingly pretty face. In the soft blue light of the table between them, her guarded expression gave nothing away. But there was something open in her eyes, something that actually looked like sincerity.
With a sigh, Kavik sat back down. He didnât trust this do-gooder on principle, or anyone else in her order, but a drowning man will climb aboard any ship. âIâm listening?â
âItâs a mutually beneficial arrangem-â The girl stopped talking, eyes widening, as if hearing a sudden alarm bell no one else could; and she whipped around in her chair to look at the doorway.
Specifically, at the seven-foot-tall lizard-man who had just walked through it.
Kavik cursed, and let a hand drop down to the blaster pistol hidden on his hip. He recognized the mottled green trandoshan, one of Kuoyu the Huttâs enforcers. The whole cantina had gone silent, all eyes watching him flick his long tongue, tasting the scents on the air. Two large humans stepped into the room behind him; men who looked exactly like criminal enforcers, except for the fact that they wore the mudbrown uniforms of the local police.
Thugs and cops looking for someone! Kavik and Yangchen both huddled down in their seats, suddenly very engrossed in the holographic pai sho table.
âWe need to go,â Yangchen whispered quietly.
âThereâs a back door, hidden in the wall,â Kavik had delivered some tax-free liquor to this establishment before. âThereâll probably be more in the alley.â
âAccountant,â the burly lizard stalked up to there table, a nasty looking blaster carbine cradled in his elbow. âYou have an appointment with Lord Kuoyu to keep.â
A smart remark was almost out of Kavikâs mouth, but Yangchen beat him to it. âIâm afraid the good captain has found new employment.â She spoke pleasantly to the menacing enforcer, her posture deceptively relaxed; except for one hand, that she slowly waved at his face, two fingers raised. âAnd you didnât see him here anyway!â
The trandoshan opened his mouth, but hesitated, like something was clouding his mind. But his gaze fell on Kavik again, and he seemed to gather himself. âHe-he IS here!â His blaster suddenly swiveled to cover the girl. âDonât stick your hand in the nexuâs mouth longhair!â
âPlease,â she waved that hand again. âI just want to avoid an altercation. No one should get hu-â
âSHUT UP!â the reptile was tense; his senses telling him this willowy human girl was a threat, even if his logical mind couldnât explain why. âOne more word out of you, and these lawmen here are going to be filing a missing persons report that will never be solved.â
Kavik had his hand firmly on his blaster. He was itching to draw it, but one of the officers had own blaster out and was covering him. But he had a feeling that he was about to get an opportunity.
âYou shouldnât allow your mind to be clouded by anger,â Yangchen ignored the threats, with a voice that was as sweet as it was condescending. âItâs like trying to find your way in the dark.â
She waved a hand again; and on the far side of the room, the light switch flicked itself off.
The total darkness hadnât even lasted a second, before Kavik had his blaster drawn and got off a shot at the cop next to him. Since they were in a crowded cantina, he had the decency to set for stun.
For one instant blinding ring of blue light silhouetted a man falling to the ground, and all hell broke loose. The pitch-black room was suddenly flooded with noise, as a crowd of beings of every size and description broke into a panic. Wincing at the sound of shattering glass and breaking furniture, the bartender groped his way clumsily along the wall, until he found the light switch.
Beings were still scrambling over each other to try and get to the door; but he was able to make out the fight in the increasingly empty back corner. To the bartenderâs surprise, it was only the aftermath of the fight. The other human officer had joined his partner on the floor, and the muscular trandoshan was laid out on top of both of them. The young human women, who had apparently beaten them all senseless in the time it took to turn the light back on, looked unconcerned by either the panicked evacuation of the cantina, or her brush with death.
Yangchen primly readjusted the cone shaped straw hat she wore. The action would draw the attention of any remaining witnesses to the distinctive headwear, which they would mention in their statements to the authorities. She would ditch it as soon as she could, probably her outer robe too. âHow close is your shi-â her senses were alerting her even as the words were leaving her mouth, and she turned to find no one standing behind her. Well, she gave a sigh of the long suffering. A runner is what I need.
By the time the trandoshanâs body was hitting the floor, Kavik was already barreling out of the cantinas back door. Two aliens stood under an awning in the back alley, and they looked up in surprise from the deathsticks they were puffing. Heâd expected to find someone covering the back door, but didnât know for sure that they were Kuoyuâs goons; so he still had his blaster on stun when he put a laser bolt through each of them. Spinning on his heel, he took off down the alley. He needed to put a few blocks behind him, then he could slow down. A prolonged mad dash would draw too much attention, even in the back alleys.
He felt a little guilty about leaving the girl to face the Huttâs goons alone; but a jedi could probably take care of herself.
All but leaping over a pile of suspiciously twitching refuse; Kavik was nearly knocked off his feet when something metallic flew past his head with a loud, electric whine. Staggering for balance, he saw the thing again out of the corner of his eye, and spun to backhand the small flying droid away. Ignoring the things crazy chirping, and the flair of pain from his hand, he turned down another alley when he felt a sudden tug behind him. At first he thought the droid had grabbed his shirt, but then his pounding feet suddenly stopped hitting the ground. In his panic he still tried running for a few beats, his legs peddling wildly as he hung suspended in midair.
The invisible hand that held him turned, and he was faced back the way he had come. The young woman was striding toward him, one hand raised as she gently lowered him back to the ground. Kavik managed not to fall over as he was set back on his feet. He still had the baster in one hand, but he didnât even think about drawing it. Â The jedi hadnât drawn her lightsaber in the cantina, too conspicuous, but he didnât care to find out if sheâd risk it in the alley.
With an electric chirp, a small droid appeared overhead, and Kavik glared murder at it as it landed on her shoulder. Heâd never seen the model before, but it appeared to be some kind of probe droid. Its small head was dominated by one large photo-cam, and flanked by a pair of audio-receptors. The earlike sensors, as well as its stubby legs and the repulsor wings attached to its arms, gave it the appearance of a batlike avian. Yangchen smiled fondly at the ugly little thing, reaching a hand up to pat itâs flat headplate. âGood job Pikpak.â
âIs this an arrest?â Kavik tried to keep his tone casual, even as his feet were itching to run. âI swear, I paid for that drink before I left.â
âIf you arenât careful, it might have been your last,â she took a step towards him. âIs your ship in the public docking bays?â
âItâs in a private bay, owned by a friend of mine.â
She raised an eyebrow. âDo you trust this friend not to turn you in?â
âNo, not really.â
âThen weâd better move fast,â even though the darkening sky promised rain, the jedi removed her straw hat, as well as her gray travelerâs robe. âIf I can get you to your ship, can you make it past the local patrols?â
âOf course,â in spite of his suspicions, Kavik slid his blaster back into its holster, as a gesture of goodwill. âBut I missed the part where we agreed to that?â
âI mentioned a mutually beneficial arrangement,â Yangchen pressed casually, as if they were talking about commuting to work. âIt just so happens I need immediate passage off world, and you need someone watching your back to even make it across town.â
âSubterrel is a New Republic world,â Kavik pressed. âWhy would a jedi need help getting out?â
âBecause it is New Republic in name only,â she admitted. âThe Hutts are the real power here; you know that better than me. I need to report my findings on Magister Traxenâs corruption, directly to the Jedi Praxeum on Yavin 4.â
The smugglerâs jaw dropped. âYavin is on the clear other side of the galaxy!â
âThen weâd better hurry,â suddenly it was the jedi who seemed impatient; she grabbed his arm, and began walking down the alley. âI assume you have the young togorian you rescued on your ship? Good, weâll need to take off immed-â
âTwenty thousand.â
That brought the jedi to a stop. âWhat!?â
âI want twenty thousand,â Kavik insisted, hands on hips and feet firmly planted. âPaid immediately upon arrival.â
The little droid chittered angrily; almost hopping on her shoulder. The jedi gave him a look that could have made a reek flinch. âMost beings would agree their life is worth a one-way trip.â
âMost beings are idiots,â Kavik met her gaze directly. âSubterrel isnât just controlled by the Huttâs, every system around it is too. Plus a lot of the Outer Rim between here and Yavin. And itâs not as if any bounty hunters they send will respect astrographic borders.â
He took a step toward her. âBesides, everyone and their bantha already knew the Hutts were here. And itâs not like theyâre at war with the New Republic. If you jedi are suddenly in a hurry to do something about it, Iâd bet every credit I own that you found something else here. Something that has you scared!â
The young woman had gone still, her face as guarded and expressionless as a statue. That alone told him he was right. âAnd you think the Jedi have pockets deep enough to pay that?â
âIsnât Master Skywalker the Chief of Stateâs brother,â Kavik countered. âI think he can scrounge up the cash. I donât take credit.â
âI donât know,â Yangchen tucked her hands into her sleeves, and turned her head thoughtfully. âSomething tells me I could find a pilot for a much cheaper price.â
âMaybe; but not one you could trust to never turn you over to the Hutts if things go sideways. Besides, you donât need a pilot.â A smirk broke across Kavikâs face; the biggest, most infuriating smirk he could manage, the kind that never failed to rile up criminals or cops. âYou need a Smuggler!â
The jediâs serene expression finally broke, and the one that replaced it looked infinitely tired. âI need a smuggler.â











