Motherfucker you know exactly which ship I want.
Erikar, ladies and gents!
Who would win tickle wars:
There are no winners. (Eridan is more ticklish. When tickled, Karkat goes into full on seizure mode and will do anything and everything in his power to knock that shit OUT. Even if that means literally knocking them out.)Ā
Who would draw pictures of the other in their sketchbook:
Karkat has trouble drawing straight lines without a ruler. Eridan takes this one (heās actually a surprisingly good artist).
Who would holds hands while walking:
They rarely hold hands while standing, because Karkat is a smol fuck and Eridan is fuckhuge tall and has to walk like a Neanderthal just to keep their hands level.
Who would gives cheek kisses:
Karkat would IF HE COULD REACH.
Who would start a snowball fight:
Eridan. And he would get way too into it. Heād probably start forming a legitimate snow militia with actual military battle tactics and guerrilla warfare and whatnot if he was allowed to go that far.
Who would slip the most on a date to go ice skating:
Ha. If you look up the antonym of the wordĀ āgracefulā, you will find an animated gif of Karkat Vantas falling on his face for the umpteenth time, swearing and scrambling to his feet, and prompty falling right back down again. Forever.
Who leaves letter in the others locker:
Karkat, mostly reminders likeĀ āI swear to whatever powers that be if you fucking stay up all night working AGAIN I am going to personally come down there and wreck your shit.ā
Who would bring lunch to school/work for the other:
Karkat, because when Eridan gets focused on something he forgets pretty much anything else exists. SeeĀ āremember their anniversaryā.
Who would want cuddle at the movie theater date:
Yes? Actually, it depends on the genre. You know Karkat would get entirely too invested in a good romcom to pay any attention to Eridan.
Who would buy cheezy cliche gifts for each other on holidays:
Eridan. Heās a rich, romantic bastard with no sense of subtlety.
Who would start an argument about what color curtains they should have at home
Eridan is the moreĀ āfashion-orientedā of the two. Karkat just wants curtains that will block the fucking windows because he doesnāt want some peeping tom shitstain watching them.
Who would remember their anniversary:
Karkat, because Eridan gets so single-minded and obsessed with whatever his current focus is that he pretty much loses sight of all else. Itās Karkatās job to keep the fuck from accidentally starving himself to death.
Who would blurt out how much they love the other in front of people:
They both do this, and then they both realize the thing they just said out loud in public and they die inside and turn ungodly shades of red/purple.
Who would offer to wash the others back in the shower:
Karkat would IF HE COULD REACH.
(Eridan. Both. I donāt know.)
Who would post up statuses about the other on facebook:
Karkat does this mainly to complain about whatever vapid fucknonsense heās having to deal with currently. Eridan does this to be That Guy on your feed who spouts lovey-dovey crap about his SO 24/7.
Who would have the others picture as their phone background:
Who would take pictures of the other while theyāre sleeping:
Eridan because itās like the only time Karkat ever smiles of his own volition and itās adorable.
Eridan says it first, whenever Karkat drops that bombshell itās probably accompanied by enough expletives to make a sailor blush.
