#934

LENO/ALL CAPS??????????

can I just do the ships i like/the more popular ones bc. Thats so many

lenostrome lowkey probably my favorite caps ship in part bc theyre my 2 fav players LOL but I think they have a bit of an underrated dynamic that tends to fall to the wayside so they can both get shipped with other guys. but dylan is both a nice guy and has a bit of a nasty streak and I think both of those are what leno kind of needs in a good ship, tbh. that stick fight moment in their last locker room vid of the season cemented them for me #tbh

royleno obviously I like this one too I think I might have coined the ship name tho if im wrong please feel free to correct me. The materials all here guys. I think matt roy is sexy as fuck and clearly leno does too since hes the one leaking in his shorts when matt does anything. I want to write them eventually but I would love if someone else beat me to it...

pldleno hydrogen bomb level ship genuinely the entire line change podcast ep they did together makes me want to cough up blood. they very clearly like each other a lot and pld is again a nice guy with a little bit of a mean streak!! he likes to tease leno!! leno likes to be teased!! its a nice little dynamic here. plus yk they lived together, pretty sure he still goes over, leno said pld was a "good dad" to him (whatever the actual fuck that means you sick freak). Yeah. YYYYYEAH.

sourleno our rookies hashtag ourrookies theyre soooooo cute. it was really fun to watch them both come into their own this year and really blossom. and leno setting sourdy up for the third goal in his first career hat trick! then sourdy going on the record & saying "thats the kind of player leno is, hes so smart" (first time in recorded history this sentence has been uttered). I always think about that clip from the calgary game that I have tried and failed to find in better quality where Joe B and Locker refer to leno & sourdy as a "pair of puppies" ... idk. theyre really cute, theyre my rookie leno ship of choice, and I think the parallels they both have to existing members of the caps team (sourdy to ovi, leno to tom) make their relationship really interesting. also. look. Theyre so happy. Aigoooooooo. I love Justin Sourdif

deweyleno they can frot. for me

tomleno admittedly doesn't interest me as much as some other caps ships. I think leno is probably like. the next tom wilson for the caps. like I think after ovi retires (chilling thought), tom will become the captain, then depending on how long he's captain, leno will either get the A or the C in a couple of years. I don't know if they fulfill necessarily the same role on the ice bc leno is def not an enforcer yet and kind of gets the shit beat out of him every time he fights, but there's a lot of really fun similarities! which is part of why it just doesnt intrigue me as much

coleleno I like them as friends and I'm glad leno has a roommate for next year! I have a feeling that it's going to get more popular next season but its not really my cup of tea. I like cole but he doesnt appeal to me in an rpf sense much. the pld narrative here is fun tho

ovileno could see myself getting into this in rly specific contexts like if there was some kind of like intra-team winners room situation where the rookies have to please the vets and leno had to do something to ovi. id be there. but I dont have a lot of organic thoughts about them. I think ovi calling him baby and little kid leno is rly moving tho I hope everyone else is calling him that too

carbery/leno I dont care if this is cheating bc carbery is the coach I hope leno gets benched by carbery and goes home and jacks off about it IDKKKKKKKKK he needs that firm guiding hand like I said and carbery seems like a patient & level-headed guy for the most part but also seems willing to dole out punishment if it's needed.... so..... :)

if theres a ship u were specifically thinking of i didnt touch on let me know <33

in all honesty I would probably read leno with any cap if I found the premise intriguing enough but in terms of ships I would write/like enough to write if I have an idea... lenostrome (obviously), royleno, pldleno, sourleno. thats probably it. Would love to do carbery/leno but I dont think I could pull it off

934: Knightess

PT: 934: Knightess /end PT

DEFINITION ⦂⠀A genderess term based on knights; being a knight, knight aesthetics, and the "-ess" suffix.

PT: Definition: A genderess term based on knights; being a knight, knight aesthetics, and the "-ess" suffix.

ADDITIONAL ⦂⠀Coined on the 15th of March, 2026.

PT: Additional: Coined on the 15th of March, 2026. /end PT

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