now look at this incredibility adorable girl making my heart melt during our very first meeting  —  you don’t have to thank me for absolutely anything now ! but if you actually had a reason to thank me for, a valid one, you definitely made it up with this unbelievable cuteness of yours that is way too much for me to handle ! you don’t have to say anything more, can I just hug you instead ? because I seriously feel the need to do this ! ahhh ! it’s 100 times nicer meeting you, sweetheart, believe me. joomi  —  see, you even got an adorable name, what is this !
nooooo, i didn’t mean to make your heart melt i promise. would you like me to get some ice cubes? actually, i heard that swallowing ice cubes will make you lose weight because your body has to like work and get warm again. i love sucking on ice cubes but i hate when they’re too big and then i can’t talk and they touch my teeth and it hurts. it’s a mess. PLEASE DO HUG ME. i’ve gained weight.. just to become more huggable, which i find very nice of me. plus one hundred karma points! my name is cute and.. don’t call me weird but i think your name is kinda hot.. like.. woohee.. it’s like.. WOOHEE.. that was HOT.. you know what i mean? does that make sense?