#911blr

if you don't know, i live with my mom and our house has reached past the point of foreclosure and a company actually bought our property in an auction sale. basically, they want us out and my mom does not want to move. we're working with a paralegal but there's only so much money we can give him and we ideally want a lawyer. my mom is also blind so that makes things much harder.

i know everyone says this but i hate asking for help. though, i feel like i have no choice bc i am so close to rock bottom here. im gonna be blunt- we need money. for a lawyer? to move? in case of emergency? all of the above. i have no idea whats happening but i know we need a safety blanket. i wouldn't be here if i felt like we haven't explored every other option.

i do commissions. i specialize in collages but i'll draw, gif, and photo edit.

i have a gofundme that i've been running for the past year. all donations will go towards any house/law aide expenses.

my kofi houses my original prints and chimney (911) stickers. you can also just tip me.

my beautiful friend @bigfootsmom is doing doodles for donations. they will doodle any character you prompt them to as long as you show proof of donation.

lastly, i have set up a fundraiser for my mom to help her with her disability.

if you have read all of this, thank you. i love you all and i'm appreciative anything you can give me- even if it's just sharing.

tagging mutuals under the cut for reach

B-Shift Paramedic: I need to swap out on Saturday. Someone HMU please.

Bobby: Wait, so HMU isn't "hold my umbrella"?

Chimney: No. It’s actually "hummer med underkläder", which means "I love you" in Swedish and I think that's beautiful.

Eddie: "Hummer med underkläder" means "Lobster with panties".

Hen: How do you even know that?

Eddie: My Mother wanted at least one child that could speak to her parents when they called so she wouldn’t have to.

Chimney: You know what, Diaz. Your childhood trauma and resulting multilingualism is really getting in the way of my best work.

Eddie: Your best work? Tricking Bobby into thinking hook-up slang means something innocent?

Bobby: HOOK-UP SLANG!!?!? I texted the Commissioner “HMU” during that hurricane last week??

nothing about the world will change dependent on the outcome of a TV show.

nothing about your life will change dependent on the outcome of a TV show. or at least, it shouldn't.

fiction isn't reality. and the way some of yall are trying to leash the two together is genuinely concerning.

I want to be very clear, I'm not just talking to buddie shippers right now. I'm talking to all of you. no matter what you ship. it should never have such a tight grasp on you that you lose sight of reality.

of course you can have your opinions. you can have your theories and predictions. you can agree or disagree with other fans. you can love or be squicked out by other ships. that's fine. but some of yall - on all sides - are starting to act as though this one TV show is the only thing standing between you and the end of the world, and that is genuinely not a healthy mindset to have.

godspeed my loves 🫡