we were in science class, as many often are. and the teacher wanted to demonstrate a cool trick in which if you apply the same amount of pressure to an egg all around, you cant break the shell. or something. along those lines.

unfortunately she forgot she was teaching high schoolers.

egg yolk. everywhere.

on the chairs. on the walls. in the carpet. in peoples hair. it was an egg-pocoloypse, if you will.

our table was the second to crack, if you were wondering

(we spent the entire rest of the class cleaning up egg yolk. she insists this actually works and we just weren't doing it right. no, she hasnt tried it again).

wow sounds egg-tastrophic