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Be there for that person you know you need to be there for, whether they notice you there or not.

Change your engine oil as often as your owner’s manual says to, not as often as the nationally-recognized oil change megachain says to.

Speak up now and then.

Shut up once in a while.

There I was, in “office Christmas party survival” mode, when two people walked up: a male coworker and a female stranger.

“Hey, man. Glad you could make it,” I said.

“I want you to meet my girlfriend, Alexis,” he said immediately. And then he introduced each person in our circle to her by name.

Introducing your girlfriend, wife, or companion is basic man stuff. It shows that you value her. That you take responsibility for including her in your social settings. That she deserves to be known.

Treating her as an afterthought or an arm ornament says nothing about her, but it says a lot about you.

Here are the three most common ways to cut the grass:

The Military Cut — Close and tight every seven days, whether it needs it or not. This is war, and your job is to whip that lawn into shape.

The Prescription — Cut only as directed by you, the lawn doctor. Before mowing, conduct an examination and consider the symptoms. Is all the grass long, or just a few shooters? How does the weather forecast look?

The Bushwhacker — Chop down that thigh-high grass and send the resident wildlife packing! Just pop a wheelie with your push mower and try not to choke it off as the seed pods fly. You’ll enjoy it so much, you just might do it again in a couple of months.

How do you mow? Tell me on Twitter @real88caprice!