“Probably pretty boring, Lil. I mean, who would funnel you energy drinks and run around the Hufflepuff common room in circles with you in the middle of the night? Who would put chocolate frogs on the table and watch them race to see which frog gets to our mouths first? And whoooooo would lift you up and carry you off to our blanket fort so that we get enough sleep before the championship tomorrow without crying over the fact that we’re leaving Hogwarts soon?”

“Dude, I know what they’re called! I just don’t know what I’m supposed to do about them. I mean, I never even thought about having sex with Lily the first time we were together -- don’t you think it’s kind of weird that now all of a sudden I actually kind of want to? I don’t even know how to talk about that with her. Like, ‘hey Lily, I know we agreed that we could wait until we’re like 35, but do you think you’d want to try this a little bit sooner?’ It’s just awkward, mate. What do I do?! Have you and Kitty done it? Would I even be good at it? Should I practice?”