Top 10 Things you say after a Jagermeister Hangover:
#10 - Â Where are my shoes?
 For some reason missing shoes and Jagermeister go hand in hand... or  maybe we should  say foot and foot.
#9 - Maybe it was just the Redbull.
No. It was your undeniable ability to prove to your friends that you are a Jager Rock God. But thats why they love you.
#8 - I only had three shots.
Liar. Your credit card says otherwise. Don’t try to deny your love for the magical nectar that is Jagermeister. A claim of three shots = at least 7. It’s a mathmatical fact.
#7 - Is this your moms phone number?
Situations like these call for the utmost cool. One can only hope that she consumed just as much as you and future chance encounters won’t be awkward.
#6 - My car keys, wallet and phone were in the refrigerator.
Yes. Yes they were....Correct! For no style points.
#5 - I feel pretty terrible for getting home so early.
You didn’t get home early. The 11pm you remember is the start time of your blackout. It was 4am. Which to most folks..... is also early.
#4 - I never drink that much jager.
Yes you do.It’s an impossible feat to drink less Jager.... ever.
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#3 - I feel  terrible but that bartender was hot. Totally worth it.
The bartender was a dude. He plays in that 80′s band on the weekend. His name is Rick. His son Ricky was the bar back.
#2 - Well at least I have Sunday to recover.
It’s Tuesday. You slept through Sunday and Monday. A for effort.
And the Number one thing said after a Jagermeister Hangover?
#1 - I’ll never drink that stuff again!
Yes. Yes. You will. You had the best time you’ll never remember.