baby, youâre a haunted house (ot4)
summary: Michael really wants to go to Sydneyâs most famous haunted house. He may or may not get super startled by one of the actors, and may or may not hit them in the nose by accident. And, after that, he might keep coming back to to try and apologize properly. And the haunted house might just have a never-ending supply of cute guys working there. (Thatâs a lie. Thereâs only three he cares about). ao3 found here
prompt:Â âIâm working as an actor in a haunted house and when I scared you, you punched me in the nose. Now Iâm bleeding and someone had to get me an ice pack, and you wonât stop apologizing. Youâre lucky youâre cuteâ (except i changed the POV because i wrote the prompt and i can do what i want thank u <3)
word count: 12,433Â
content warning: blood! there is nothing too graphic, but, as depicted in the prompt, someone is accidentally hit, and there is a nosebleed. it is all handled and fine, though, and it isnât too detailed. lots of pining :)
A/N: whew! iâve worked on this baby for the last two months and only just finished her this week but i am PROUD! i actually really love the way it came out, and my plot! please let me know what you think, iâm a slut for feedback! this was done for my sexy, sexy halloween event that is happening right now! massive shout out to @mikeycliffordsâ and @glitterblazercalumâ for betaâing this! maddie ur comments gave me endless validation and i adore u, and iba u caught all my sexy grammatical errors and i love u for it (and ur reaction to lukeâs major <3). and to both @calumcestâ and @clumsycliffordâ for having to listen to me scream and not know what i was writing. unfortunate shoutout to Mr. Gerard Way for the vibey Halloween song i named this after. baby, youâre a haunted house slaps.
Michael loved Halloween. He was pretty sure it was his absolute favourite holiday, and would say that to almost anyone who dared to ask, though most people who knew him knew not to. It was in Fall, so it was nice and chilly, and he had an excuse to bundle up in hoodies and stay there until spring. And he was an absolute slut for horror movies of any sort. He absolutely adored them, no matter how cheesy and poorly-produced. If he had any talent in it at all, he said fairly regularly to his few friends, heâd be an SFX artist. But he didnât, and he was stuck working as a barista and getting his degree in film studies.Â
So when his best friend in the whole fucking world landed a job working with Sydneyâs infamous haunted house - known for being realistic, and terrifying, and all the makeup being technically perfect - and invited him to come see it, insisted he can get him in, who was he to say no? He absolutely couldnât refuse - didnât even want to, and heâd wanted to go for years, so this was the opportunity of a lifetime - and that was that. It was most of his favourite things all rolled up into one, with the bonus of it being sort of exclusive. Because it was so well known, they always ended up having to open a month early, and the line still wrapped halfway around the block every night. Michael was going to get a backstage pass to all sorts of shit.Â
He dressed fairly warm for the occasion, even if it wasnât quite cold enough yet to justify it, with his hoodie on, oversized so he could cover his hands with the sleeves. Sue him, okay, it was comfortable and warm and he liked tugging on the sleeves or his hoodie strings when he was anxious. Not that he ever wanted anyone to know heâs anxious. Michael worked fairly hard on keeping that part hidden away, so no one else could ever see it. It wasnât that he was embarrassed, exactly. He just...didnât want anyone knowing. It took level eleven Michael friendship to unlock his insecurities, thank you, and even then, there werenât many he'd really disclose.
Sydney never got properly cold, so the hoodie was more than enough to keep him warm in the chilly end-of-September breeze. He made his way to the haunted house, queuing up in the line with the rest of the people preparing for the best fucking scares of their lives.Â
The waiting process was the worst part of the whole thing. It was just him standing by himself in line, bouncing slightly on his heels every so often and worrying with his sleeves, from excitement, nerves, and maybe it was actually slightly chilly for once. He texted his friend a few times, only to get no reply. He frowned at his phone after twenty minutes of trying with no success. He was supposed to come get Michael at some point. If he was waiting to show him around at the end, wouldnât he want to know which group heâd be in, or when he was going through the haunted house? Or at least answer him and tell him what his plan was? Apparently fucking not, though, since he made it up to the front without a single stupid text.
His jitters werenât helped at all by that, but he eventually just jammed his phone into his hoodie pocket and hoped it didnât fall out in the house. Michael and the people around him were finally let into the haunted house and given the long list of instructions. It was all the usual shit, that everything inside was fake, and to keep that in mind. To remember that the actors were just actors. And to go over the last few warnings - like that the actors would jump out, target people to scare them, ask questions, and generally, you know, act. Everyone agreed to the rules with varying degrees of excitement, and then they were all corralled into the waiting area.Â
Michael was back to bouncing slightly in place, hoodie sleeves fully over his hands at this point. The decorations werenât too scary yet, just meant to keep the haunted mansion theme going. The premise was something about a doctor and his torture chamber and all his patients gone wrong or something. Michael has forgotten a couple of the details, but he remembered the gist of it. He couldnât make out anything specific, really, not through the awful dim lighting and the light fog rolling in close to the ground, thanks to the hidden fog machines, only adding to the chill in the cold building.Â
One of the women in front of him was murmuring quietly to her boyfriend, gripping tightly to his hand. She didnât seem much like she really wanted to be there. Michael hoped, for her sake, sheâd remembered the safe word. Which was a nice touch, making sure everyone could yell it if needed. That rule was burned into his brain: if you yelled the safe word - mercy - any actor nearby would drop their act and escort you to the nearest exit, and you would absolutely not be allowed back in. Michael wanted to make sure he remembered it, but this was practically a once in a lifetime chance, and he really didnât want to blow it.Â
Finally - finally - they were allowed into the actual haunted house. The first room wasnât too bad, just the doctor guyâs living room with some narration about who heâd been and a little about his âabominationsâ. Michael got enthralled in the story pretty quickly, gaze lingering on the (fake) family portraits on the (equally fake) mantle and on the walls.Â
Room two brought a couple of scares, but he still wasnât doing too badly. They were easily moved from room to room, sticking together in a clump. When the narration ended, basically, that was their cue to move on. Or for some sort or scare to jump out.Â
But, of course, the greatest horror house in Sydney wouldnât stay predictable. After room number three, the smooth transition was broken up by a long, dark corridor, with the sides pressing in on everyone as they went through. Michael curled in a little on himself, shuffling forward so close to the next person in line that he accidentally stepped on their heels. They didnât even have time to be annoyed before they were in the next room.Â
After room number four was worse. They went down an equally dark staircase, Michaelâs grip on the handrail white-knuckled, pale skin almost luminous even in the pitch black. He shuffled forward once he managed his way down, unable to see anything, but didnât bump into anyone. Which was...odd, given how tightly packed theyâd all been up to this point. He took a gamble and swallowed his pride, sticking both arms out and stumbling forward, completely blind in the dark. Only then did the awful strobe light kick on above him, even fucking worse than the dark. He only got vague glimpses of where he was, and he couldnât even see anyone around him in whatever room he was in. Fucking great, he had the best fucking luck in the entire world. Which he mumbled to himself as he continued his blind zombie-shuffle forward until his outstretched hand brushed a wall. Finally.Â
He kept that palm pressed against the smooth (fake) stone, moving in one direction he chose to believe was forward. He was pretty sure it was the opposite direction from the staircase, at least. Hopefully heâd make some progress that way. This was so fucked. Where had his group gone? He was very, very sure heâd been with them. Theyâd filed down the staircase with him, hadnât they? Where the fuck were they? Where the fuck was he? This certainly seemed like a fucking dungeon.Â
He kept going until the shadows seemed to stay in one corner. He stretched out his unoccupied left hand, fingers brushing against another wall. He let out a frustrated groan, quiet and under his breath, even though he was pretty damn sure he was alone. He pressed his hand against it, palm against the cool stone, and he felt it open with a soft click. And he really didnât care what was on the other side, he just wanted out of the stupid fucking strobe lights.Â
And, of course the strobe lights turned off as he stepped towards the open door. His luck was so fucking perfect today, wasnât it?Â
He stepped through the hidden door (or whatever it was, Michael really didnât care at this point), letting it slowly close behind him with the same soft click that definitely wasnât ominous at all. This room, at least, wasnât completely pitch black. There were lanterns hanging from the ceiling, and fake torches along one stone wall, that provided dim lighting. He skirted over to the side of the dungeon that was lit, gaze lingering on the shadowy side. His eyes still hadnât really adjusted to the lighting, still absolutely fucked up from the stupid fucking strobe light. He would enjoy this a lot more if he knew this was intentional - if it was intentional - or if he was with his fucking group. Sue him, okay, maybe this shit was slightly better with company.Â
He heard something shift from the direction of the door, gaze sliding over there. The room really wasnât that open, and was pretty small in size. He felt something brush his left shoulder and jumped, stumbling forward toward the shadowy side of the dungeon room - backward, now, maybe, since he definitely whirled around to look at whatever the fuck had poked him, only to find nothing but the stone wall. What the fuck was this fucking place? He knew that wasnât a bat. Maybe it was a bat? He really, really didnât know.Â
There was a weird sound from the shadowy side of the dungeon, which he was way, way closer to, now. He turned to look at it, only to flinch back when something lunged at him, snarling. Michael whirled around to look and let out an absolutely dignified shriek, reacting entirely on instinct, which was the only reason he realized, seconds too late, that that horrifying crunching noise had been his fist colliding with the thingâs nose.Â
The thing, that he was now realizing, was an actor, chained to the wall with long chains. Theyâd made the noise earlier, scraping against the floor, as the actor had shifted. Probably. âOh, fuck,â Michael said automatically, eyes widening. His knuckles fucking hurt, sure, but he was more focused on the poor actor.Â
The makeup was, as promised, spectacular. He was a half-turned werewolf, shirtless and covered in gruesome patches of fur and deep, gory claw marks. He had some sort of fangs in, too, and weird orange contacts that definitely made him look feral. What Michael was most focused on, though, was the blood dripping from his nose that was definitely not stage makeup.Â
The actor had a small frown on his face, two fingers coming up to gently touch his nose. He let out a soft hiss, frown pulling more at his lips. âDamn,â he murmured.Â
âOh, fuck,â Michael said, ever so eloquent. âOh, fuck. Dude, Iâm so sorry. Iâm so sorry. I donât- Iâve never hit someone before in my life, I donât know what the fuck-â
The actor shook his head. âItâs alright. It happens.â He gave him a small smile, one corner of his lips pulling up, before it dropped right back into a frown. Probably aggravated his injured nose. That Michael had done. Fuck. âHazard of the job, you know? I told them not to activate the strobe lights and then put a jump scare after them. They make people jumpy since they fuck with your vision. They put people on edge. And then to have someone jump at you out of the darkâŚ.â He just looked sort of amused. Vindicated, too, maybe. âI figured it would happen at some point. I just got lucky until now, I guess.â
âFuck, Iâm soâŚ.I donât evenâŚ..Iâm so sorry,â Michael said again, brows drawing together. He really hadnât meant to. Had he made that clear enough yet? He hadnât meant to. His panic wasnât helped by how fucking cute the werewolf was.Â
The werewolf just ran a hand through his brown curls, pushing them back out of his eyes. âItâs alright. Really. It happens.â He eyed Michael, amusement in his eyes despite Michaelâs clear panic. âIâm Ashton, by the way.â
Michael felt like he was still a few steps behind. Shouldnât the werewolf be mad at him? Or kicking him out of the haunted house or something? âOh. Uh. Iâm Michael.â Ashton was a pretty name. And Michael was pretty sure it suited him, since it was clear Ashton was pretty attractive, even under all the makeup. And the blood. His nose was definitely bruised.
Speaking of his bloody nose, Ashton pressed two fingers right below it again, frowning as they came away covered in blood. âWell, Michael, you can definitely pack a punch.â He looked almost amused again before it gave way to concern. âAre you okay?â
Michaelâs internal monologue still hadnât shifted from âfuck. Fuck. fuck. Fuck. fuck. Fuck. fuck. Fuck.â on loop in his head, so it took him a second to register the question. He still felt like he was short circuiting, adrenaline from the scare and the acute embarrassment immediately after still tingling up his spine and all the way to his shaking hands, fingers trembling a little where they were uncovered by the hoodie sleeves. âWha- me? Iâm- yeah? Fine, I- yeah, uh, think. I think, I mean. I mean I am, Iâm fine. Okay. Yeah. Good.â
Ashton raised an eyebrow, stepping just a little closer. Michael was pretty sure he could hear his own heartbeat, too loud and too fast, echoing in his ears. Not loud enough to cover the unsettling scrape of metal against stone as Ashtonâs chains moved with him. He focused on breathing, pretty sure heâd stopped for a second, inhaling the stale taste of the synthetic fog, permeating through the entire building, though the air lacked the telltale haze of a fog machine, and the equally stale, dank smell of the room itself. It was grounding, sort of. He was definitely not freaking out, though. Not at all. Not with Ashton right in front of him now, gaze fixed on him, Michaelâs right hand still tingling, knuckles still aching. This definitely wasnât social anxiety nightmare fuel. He was definitely perfectly fine.
Ashton reached for Michaelâs hand, Michael numbly letting him take it, unable to do much more than watch. Ashton leaned forward a little, chains scraping again against the floor to make the worst sort of unholy noise, grating on Michaelâs frayed nerves, thankfully on the edge of what he was paying attention to. He was too focused on how warm Ashtonâs hands were, fake blood splattered over them like he was supposed to look like heâd been clawing at himself. âYouâre bruised,â Ashton said, inspecting Michaelâs knuckles where theyâd made contact with Ashtonâs nose. âOr, you will be, at least. You didnât hit as hard as you could have, so I think youâre okay.â
With Ashton tilted forward, it was easier to see that he was definitely still bleeding - which, fucking duh, it hadnât been that long since heâd punched him - dripping slowly but steadily onto the floor. Noticing Michaelâs gaze, probably, Ashton took a few steps back out of Michaelâs space, head still tilted forward a little. He lightly pinched the bridge of his nose, giving Michael what was probably supposed to be a lazy half smile.Â
âShould you- do you need help?â Michael asked lamely. It was a pretty fucking stupid question, since heâd literally just punched Ashton in the nose. And he was bleeding.
âItâs not that big a deal,â Ashton said, as calm and collected as heâd been the whole time. And fantastic, at least one of them was. âIâd go tell someone, but Iâm a little bit stuck.â He raised his free hand, chains rattling a little bit. âIâm actually chained to the wall. Someone comes by and lets me out between every couple groups or every couple hours so I can use the bathroom and grab a drink and all that shit. I canât get myself out on my own.â
âOh, fuck.â Michael frowned. âThat seems like a pretty big fuckinâ, like design flaw. Who the fuck came up with that?â
Ashton laughed, short and sweet before he cut himself off, probably because his nose hurt. Which sent a jolt of regret and embarrassment through Michael. âThereâs a lot of stuff like that for the sake of âauthenticityâ. Donât tell anyone I told you, theyâd have my head. I donât mind too much, though. Only lasts two months every year, and itâs fun. Well, except for the occasional scare that goes too well.â He gestured at his face to prove his point, smile tugging slightly at his lips again before it dropped.
Michael didnât get a chance to reply before someone came in, freezing at the sight of Ashton slightly tipped forward, nose still dripping, but much slower before, and Michael standing stiff and shocked in place. âOh, fuck,â the stranger said, echoing Michaelâs sentiments. âWhat the fuck happened?âÂ
âWell, Michael here got so startled when I jumped out that he hit me.â Ashton answered for the two of them. âWeâre all good, he didnât mean to. Heâs been keeping me company.â He winked at Michael, making Michaelâs face heat up, especially noticeable in the gloomy chill of the fake dungeon room.Â
âFuckinâ hell, man,â the strange guy said, immediately moving forward to free Ashton from the stupid chains. âSo, you mean, the same shit you kept saying was gonna happen, happened?â
Ashton let out some sort of noise that was probably meant to be a laugh. âYeah, pretty much exactly.â
âFuckinâ hell,â the stranger said again, succeeding in freeing Ashton. He leaned in close to look at his nose, frowning. âWell. You definitely need to be cleaned up. Youâre out of commission for tonight, weâll just leave the room empty and the supervisors can suck my dick. Come on, letâs clean you up and get you an ice pack or something, and you can sit down for a while.â He wrapped an arm around Ashton, hand splayed out in the middle of his back. They were clearly comfortable with each other, and had the easy familiarity of close friends. Or something. The stranger nodded his head at Michael. âYou, uh, Michael, was it? You can come with us, weâll get you out.â He paused. âUnless you want to finish the house..? But Iâm gonna take a wild guess and say probably not, after that.â
Michael startled a little at being addressed, temporarily forgetting he had a corporal form. âOh. Uh. No, not really. Iâm- that was enough, I think.â
The stranger nodded his head. âMakes sense. You kind of got separated from your group, it looks like. Usually people are in groups of two and three. You sort of had shitty luck tonight, huh?â He said it kindly, though. Like he was sympathetic. âMy nameâs Calum, by the way.â
âHeâs not usually the responsible one,â Ashton teased, shooting Calum an amused look, only making Calum roll his eyes.
âYeah, yeah. Ashton. Youâre always Mr. Responsible. Thatâs why weâre going to patch up your boo boo.â Calum patted his back consolingly, shooting Michael a grin. âSo is this your first time here?â
Michael glanced up, fingers pausing mid-tug where heâd been fiddling with his hoodie sleeves. âOh. Yeah, it is. Uh. Always wanted to come but itâs hard to get in and last year I got stuck closing most days and couldnât make it early enough.â
Calum nodded, like it was a solemn affair, or he was thinking. Michaelâs ability to figure things out - he was pretty sure it was called perception, but it just proved his point - was absolutely shot through with his adrenaline. He was still waiting for someone to get pissed at him, to kick him out and ban him for life. âItâs a fun place, yeah. I canât remember if I actually ever went through it before getting to work here and see âbehind the scenes,â but we get pretty good reviews.â Calum grinned. âIâd say a bloody nose means youâre pretty fuckinâ scary, Ash.â
Ashton let out a half laugh. âYeah, I guess so. Or people scared shitless and blind in the dark donât like jumpscares. One of the two.â
Calum had led them through a couple dark, narrow back hallways, clearly meant for the employees, the whole time theyâd been chatting. They get to the doorway of a brighter-lit room and hear a woman gasp. âOh, Ashton! What happened to you? Oh, god, it wasnât those dicks from last night again, was it? I swear Iâll hunt them down-â
âNo, it wasnât,â Ashton consoled, stepping into the room where the woman started fawning over him, leaning up to inspect his face and make sure he was okay. Calum, letting her take over, gently nudged Michael out of view and stepped back into shadow with him.
âLook, Ashtonâs a trooper, heâs okay,â Calum murmured, nothing but soothing sincerity in his eyes and coating his voice. âI promise. You seem pretty worried but, uh...The floor managers might not be too happy, you know? Weâre missing our werewolf for the rest of the night, so the room will be empty...No one else gives a shit, I promise, I just mean that if you want to come back, you might want to leave before anyone figures it out, you know? Not personal at all.â He gave him a sweet smile that probably wouldâve rendered Michael incoherent and weak-kneed any other time, but with his nerves as wired and burnt-out as they were, it only tugged at his anxiety-ridden heartstrings.
âActually,â Calum continued, tilting his head, âI can get you a ticket or something for another night if you want to do this again.â He gave him a lopsided smile. âYou know, as long as you donât hit another actor again.â Michael assumed he mustâve looked panicked, because Calum was quick to console him. âHey, hey, Iâm kidding. Sorry, too soon.â
âHoly, fuck, Ashton, is that real?â Someone else asked, entering the room behind them.
Calum looked back at Michael, expression apologetic. âIâve gotta- Iâll have to run damage control, Alisha - the girl - is nice but heâll need, uh, help. Uh...The exitâs right through there, down the stairs, to the left. If you can get back before we open sometime, cut the line and ask for me. Uh. Calum. That should get you in.â Michael only realized Calum had put a hand on his arm at some point when he squeezed it gently and let go.
With another hasty apology, Calum had to return to Ashton and the whole mess Michael had caused. Michael stumbled on nerve-numb feet through the dark employee back-passageways, hearing the occasional shriek from the haunted house proper. He couldnât help but berate himself and wish heâd done the entire fucking thing differently. And where the fuck had his friend been? Maybe he wouldnât have been so nervous to begin with if the fucker had actually texted him back at some point.Â
This whole thing had been social-anxiety massive-fuckup nightmare fuel. Seriously, Michael thought as he finally managed to make his way out of the stupid house into the city, shivering in the much-cooler nighttime air, this was going to haunt him for years. Let alone punching anyone in the first place - his hand still sort of hurt, though not a proper hurt, more like the vague ache wrapped in the anxiety-spiking memory of what heâd done - but punching an absolutely gorgeous guy in the face? Fucking hell. Worst thing he could think of.
It was still fresh on his mind as he tucked himself into bed, fresh from a shower as heâd tried to scrub the stupid memory off his skin. He just hoped he managed to actually get over this and it didnât haunt him forever. Though, heâd been pretty fucking haunted when heâd gone to grab pizza and when the guy had said âenjoy your meal,â heâd said âyou too, thanks, mum.â He hadnât even realized his mistake until heâd gotten outside with his prized pizza. In his defense, heâd been texting his mom, and gotten mixed up. There wasnât really a defense here.
Fuck. He really hoped this didnât haunt him. Â
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Well. It haunted him. That first night had really, really sucked. Like...really sucked. It had taken ages to manage to fall asleep after that, since every time he tried, he was painfully reminded of the moment he hit Ashton right in the nose, and how awful that had felt. And everything afterward had just been an anxiety-fueled mess.Â
He had class the day after, too, which really fucking sucked, but it meant he didnât have to sit and dwell on every single mistake heâd ever made in his life. The biggest one was obviously his birth, followed very closely by hitting Ashton. He decided, though, by the end of that day, that he definitely wanted to go apologize again. Just because it hadnât felt quite like enough just saying he was sorry. He needed to actually prove it somehow. Maybe. Or he was just an idiot. Only time would really tell.Â
He got a gift card for the coffee shop where he worked, because he got a discount on it, and everyone liked coffee. Did Ashton like coffee? He really hoped he did. He was still kicking himself for not getting his number so he could make sure he was okay and apologize, but, in his own defense, everything had gone upside-down topsy-turvy really, really fast.Â
He got down to the haunted house, still a while before it actually opened. He went straight to the front of the line, remembering Calumâs promise to get him in. Hopefully he could use the advice to apologize properly to Ashton. The guy at the front of the line was kind of a dick towards him, but Michael managed to find a worker in one of the designated t-shirts for the house.Â
âHey, uh, is Calum or Ashton here?â Michael asked, praying he didnât seem near as awkward as he felt. He just wanted to apologize and leave before he embarrassed himself any further, that was all. Everything was fine. It was fine.Â
âOh, yeah. Are you one of their friends or something?â The guy glanced at him before shrugging. âCalumâs working customer service and merch. Come on, Iâll show you.âÂ
Michael followed the guy into the house, down a hallway that wasnât super obvious, to what was clearly right after the exit of the house. There was a booth set up, shirts dangling from the top and displayed in the back, along with magnets and other sorts of merch along the table. Calum was sitting behind it, earbuds in, focused solely on his phone. The guy Michael had been following tapped on the table to get his attention, making Calumâs eyes snap up. He grinned over at Michael, pausing his music and tugging his earbuds out.Â
âIâve got to get back to the front, but this guy was asking for you and Ashton. You know him?â
Calumâs smile didnât dissipate. It didnât do much to sooth the suddenly overactive butterflies in Michaelâs stomach. âYeah, I do. Iâm good, you can go.â The guy nodded and left, leaving Michael alone with Calum.Â
âHey,â Calum greeted, grinning again. âI wasnât sure youâd come back. I was hoping you would. Are you here for the house?â His smile went coy. âOr for me?â He was clearly teasing, but Michaelâs face flushed.Â
âUh. I- well. Uh. I came- well, Iâm here to apologize. Yeah. To, uh. To Ashton. Again. For hitting him. I mean, by accident. I didnât mean to.â And wow, way to be smooth. Michael just didnât know how to function around cute guys at all. Especially not when they sounded like they could possibly be flirting with him, if they were on another planet, where people actually flirted with Michael.Â
Calum just gave him another sweet smile, standing and leaning against the table. Michael definitely didnât pay attention to the way Calumâs back arched, or the way he tilted his head sometimes without meaning to, or how good his jeans looked on him. He didnât see any of that at all because he was a good person. He just..wasnât blind. And Calum was cute. âAshtonâs fine. I think heâs working tonight, but I can shoot him a text.â Michael didnât even have to reply before Calum was pulling his phone out of his back pocket and sending a text, presumably to Ashton.Â
âThe house opens soon,â Calum continued, âbut weâll see if we can get him up here.â He smiled a little. âYou know, after you hit him by accident, they tested out some fake chains. They thought it worked great - until they did a test run, and Ashton broke them when he moved forward. Guess even plastic couldnât hold up to his upper body strength, huh?â He smiled, eyes squinting a little when Michael flushed darker. Everything was absolutely, perfectly fine.Â
Calumâs phone vibrated again and he checked it. âOh, shit. Heâs a bit hung up right now. You want to stick around for a minute and see if he can swing up here? I can give you a bit of a behind-the-scenes tour.âÂ
Michael considered but nodded. âYeah, uh. That would be great.â His friend - who still hadnât fucking gotten back with him, it had been two days, asshole - was supposed to do that when heâd originally come to the house. Better late than never, at least, even if heâd never gotten to actually make it through the haunted house proper. He just had to survive spending time with a super cute guy in the stupidly narrow employee hallways.Â
Calum grinned again. âGreat!â He slid over the top of the table, knocking a couple magnets to the floor. He glanced at them before shrugging. âIâll deal with that when Iâm back. Come on.â He grabbed Michaelâs wrist, his hold warm and gentle, and lightly tugged him towards another hallway. âSo what do you want to see first? How we put everything together? How we make a couple of the rooms function? Where we keep all the fog machines?â
âUhhhâŚâŚâ That wasâŚ.a lot of options. Michael honestly wasnât sure where to start. The last comment earned Calum a laugh, short and a little nervous. âAnything?â
Calum nodded sagely, like Michael had made some interesting comment that could be considered, instead of fumbling over his words. âIâll just start with the basic tour then.â
Calum tugged him into another room, launching into an explanation of how they put it together, and how it matched up with the other rooms in the house. He talked about how they had speakers in each room, and made sure the haunted house genuinely felt like an old rundown mansion with a stone basement. The next room was every bit as interesting, if a bit colder.
âThat,â Calum explained, âwould be because we keep one of the fog machines in this false wall.â He knocked on it, the sound hollower than a real wall would have made. âIt adds to the vibe.â
Michael just agreed that it did, in fact, add to the general vibe of the haunted house, unsure what else to say to that.Â
âYou know,â Calum said, eyes lighting up a little when he smiled, bright and mischievous, âIâm pretty sure they spent most of the decorating budget on the fog machines. In order to get the light fog in the dungeons, we had to keep one every couple rooms. And then the one in the front room, so people know weâre spooky.â He wiggled his fingers with his free hand, his other hand still warm on Michaelâs wrist where he hadnât let go yet.
Michael laughed, earning another triumphant smile from Calum. âThat sounds right,â he said honestly. The basement - or what little heâd seen of it, at least - had definitely been neat, with the very light fog swirling around his ankles. He just hadnât really made it that far.
And, like Calum was a mindreader, he almost immediately said âHey, you didnât finish the house, right? Want to get a tour of the basement? I can show you where I had to use Klorox wipes to get Ashtonâs blood off the floor.â Another grin, clearly amused with himself.
âUh...Yeah, okay, that sounds good,â Michael said, ever so eloquent. Being in the presence of a pretty guy did not help him at all, only serving to shut down any critical thinking skills heâd ever had.
âGreat! This way-â Calum started to gently lead him out of the room, hand still warm on Michaelâs wrist in the chill of the room, before he was interrupted by his phone buzzing. âFuck, what now?â He pulled his phone out of his back pocket, which Michael found impressive given how stupidly tight they were. Calum let out a huff, letting go of Michaelâs wrist so he could send a text back. âFuckinâ hell. Iâm gonna have to go.â He gave Michael a look that really looked like apologetic puppy dog eyes, but Calum somehow pulled it off. âWeâre letting in the first group soon. Iâve gotta go back to my booth.â
âOh, shit.â Michael was pretty sure that was the right response. He was still distracted by the smiles Calum had flashed him just moments before. Sue him, his weakness was cute guys, okay? And social interaction. Especially social interaction with aforementioned cute guys. Like Calum.
âIâm sorry. I guess Ashton will be wrapped up in that, too.â Calum frowned, thinking for a moment. âAre you free tomorrow?â
Michael flushed, a natural reply to being asked that by A Cute Guy. âUh. Yeah. I have class in the morning, but Iâm free after.â
Calum grinned again. âGreat. Swing by here again? You can ask for either me or Ashton. Weâll get you taken care of, donât worry.â He winked at Michael, smile still on his face. Michael felt himself flush deeper, praying it wasnât too visible in the dim lighting of the haunted house.
âYeah, uh, okay. I can...I can do that.â Maybe he was reassuring himself a little bit. But it would be fun. Calum led him back out of the room, his hand going to the small of Michaelâs back, warm even through his hoodie. If Michaelâs blush had faded, that brought it back full force. Calumâs hand dropped once they were back in the hallway, but his hand brushed Michaelâs on every other step as he led him back to the front, to the area where Calumâs merch booth was.
âHere we are. Iâll see you tomorrow?â Calum asked, expression earnest. He squatted to pick up a couple of the magnets and buttons that heâd knocked to the floor earlier. Michael definitely didnât glance at his butt, because he was a very nice person, and very good at resisting things.Â
âYeah, Iâll, uh, Iâll be here.â Michael was completely fucking incapable of going one sentence without stumbling over his words. It was annoying. It was like being near any attractive guy whatsoever made his brain completely short circuit and stop working. He was pretty sure he just suffered from Dumb Bitch-itis or whatever. It was fine.
After a quick goodbye, Michael made his way to the exit and started the walk back home again. He couldnât say that excursion was really a failure but he still hadnât done what heâd meant to do. How many cute guys could work there, anyway? That had to be it. So hopefully heâd function properly next time he had to go, even if Calum and Ashton both completely shut his brain down. The gift card was still in his pocket, even as he reluctantly shucked his outside-hoodie to switch to his sleeping-hoodie. At least this time he didnât have too much to haunt him before he fell asleep.
Except punching Ashton, his brain helpfully supplied. And with that, his hopes for some peaceful sleep went out the window, just like his critical thinking skills had earlier when heâd had to talk to Calum.
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Michael prayed that this was the last time heâd have to go to the house. He didnât dislike it, honestly, it was interesting and incredibly well put together. But he really just wanted to apologize to Ashton and have the whole thing be done with. Or, half of him did, at least. He hated when things got drawn out like this, and something hung over his head. He didnât like feeling like he owed any debts at all. The other half of him, though, kind of didnât want it to be over. Because then he wouldnât get to see Calum or Ashton again. And alright, maybe he was a bit of an emotional masochist knowing that they wouldnât like him but it was...nice, kind of, hanging out with people. And he wasnât going to complain about getting to hang out with cute guys. Like...ever.
The thing was, though, it wasnât like he could really be friends with them. Heâd fucking punched Ashton right in the face for fuckâs sake. The friendship ship had long since sailed, and heâd lost any chance of talking to him like a functional person as soon as heâd panicked and hit him. Which sort of destroyed any chances he had in befriending Calum. And maybe he was a little bit lonely, and tired of spending all his free time by himself. The cute guys at the haunted house were a no-go, though, so he wanted to be done with them as soon as he could be.
Michael tugged his hoodie back on, and made his way back out into the outside world, where people werenât so kind, and there were cute boys to accidentally hit and regret your entire life over. He didnât want to think about having to talk to Ashton again, or Calum, doing his best to save all of his brain power for actually having to socialize, rather than wasting it on indulging his anxiety now.
He cut through the line again, though it was a bit earlier this time, so it wasnât as long as it had been, and made his way to the front of the house. One of the workers, in the same haunted house shirts heâd see the others in the days before, stopped him.
âIâm here for Ashton?â Michael said, still not entirely sure of himself, like this wasnât the second time heâd come back to the house and had to ask for them. âOr Calum.â
The girl glanced Michael up and down quickly, seeming to assess whether or not he was telling the truth. And really, why the fuck would he bother lying? He wasnât even really trying to get into the house, but apologize fully to Ashton so he could hopefully stop being haunted by the memory of his major fuck-up.
âAlright, come on,â she said, turning on her heel and leading him inside. He followed her back through the room Calum had been stationed in the day before, the merch booth left empty, now, no cute guys with equally cute smiles there to drag him through the maze of the house.
The girl led her down a couple hallways Michael definitely didnât remember, but he really hadnât been paying as much attention to the hallways of all things the last time heâd been there. But he was pretty sure he didnât remember any of this. Which was only reaffirmed when she stopped in a doorframe. âLuke,â she called in, hand on the doorframe. âThis guyâs asking for Calum and Ashton. Iâm busy downstairs. Can you try and track them down for him?âÂ
Michael could see over her shoulder, but couldnât see who she was talking to. Luke gave her some form of affirmative, he guessed, because then she was turning back to look at him. âRight. You stay here with Luke. He should be able to find Calum and Ashton. You can wait with him. Good luck.â She turned and headed off back down a couple narrow hallways, leaving Michael more confused than he had been before sheâd tried to help.
âCome in, I donât bite,â came a guyâs voice from the other side of the room. Michael reluctantly shuffled in, already tugging his hoodie sleeves down over his hands. How many times was he going to be shuffled from person to person before he managed to actually give Ashton his stupid gift card and go back to his life of reclusivity, hidden away in his single dorm room. Then heâd finally get to forget how massively heâd fucked up, and not have to think about all the stupidly cute boys that worked at the stupid haunted house.
The room had several chairs set up, with a couple of tables cluttered with a bunch of weird bottles, makeup palettes, and gallons of stage blood. It was empty, except for a girl sitting in one of the chairs, and a guy working on her makeup. He was tall, with ridiculously long legs, and his blond curls pulled back into a small bun, messy, with flyaways wisping around his temples and a couple strands of hair in his eyes when he flashed Michael a quick smile. âAlright,â the guy said, pulling back to inspect his work. âYouâre good to go. But maybe try not to fuck up your chest wound next time? Itâs not so easy to fix.â She murmured some sort of agreement - and what sounded like an apology - before heading back out, probably to wherever she was supposed to be stationed.
The guy turned to Michael and flashed him a smile, tucking his brush behind his ear and wiping his hands on his thighs before offering one to Michael. âIâm Luke. But, uh, I think you already knew that.â His smile went a little sheepish. Michael just shook his hand, internally cursing himself for having cute boys as a major weakness. Because Luke was definitely cute.
âIâm Michael,â he said, because he was pretty sure he hadnât yet, and it seemed like the proper time for an introduction. His brain might short circuit a little bit around cute boys, but he didnât completely forget everything. Usually. Not yet, at least. He was just hoping to keep at least a fraction of his critical thinking skills. So he didnât end up hitting him in the face, his brain supplied helpfully, even though that had only ever been the one time, and under very different circumstances. It didnât make him feel much better.
Luke broke into a smile almost immediately, letting out a laugh - more of a giggle, really - that made his nose crinkle. âYouâre the guy that punched Ashton,â he said, eyes crinkling a little with amusement. âHoly shit. Youâre a legend.â
Michael flushed, feeling his whole face heat up, even though the room was just as chilly as the rest of the haunted house. âUh. Maybe just a little. The one time.â He scuffed the toe of his sneaker against the ground, suddenly a little nervous. Or...more nervous. Luke was just as cute as the others had been, stray glitter stuck to his hands (and Michaelâs palm, now, after heâd shook his hand), and his hair in that stupidly endearing bun. And apparently he knew about the biggest fuck up in Michaelâs entire life, which really wasnât all that good for his already not so fantastic self esteem.Â
Luke nodded, still looking only a couple seconds from laughing. âThe one time. Yeah. Ashton thought it was hilarious. It worked out, though, he got the rest of the day off, and convinced them to fix his position so it hopefully wouldnât happen again. Well, I mean, they mostly agreed that he could keep his phone on him as long as it was silent so he could call Calum or something to come get him if something happened. But he counted it as a win.â
 Luke leaned against the table, hip causing a couple bottles to fall over. Luke flushed, pink covering his pale skin, as he rushed to sort everything out, right all of the bottles. He knocked one of them off the table, squatting down to grab it and smacking his head against the edge of the table on his way back up. It knocked the brush from behind his ear, which hit the floor with a quiet clatter. Luke managed to stand up properly, though, his face red, and clearly flustered. âUm. Anyway. So you- Uh.â He shook his head, more curls coming free of his bun and dancing around his temples when he moved. âAshton wasnât upset, youâre okay. Heâs kind of hard to rattle. Calum and him have been joking about it, mostly. They just didnât mention you were cute.â
Michael had watched Lukeâs moment with the bottles, eyebrows furrowed in concern, but he hadnât wanted to overstep. Heâd gotten it sorted, anyway, and his head seemed fine. So he didnât ask, just watched him with the same slightly cautious expression. Lukeâs last sentence threw him off, though, and it was Michaelâs turn to flush, staring at Luke a few beats longer than socially acceptable. âOh, uh- you think- Iâm not- Iâm pretty, just, you know- uh. Thank you. Youâre- the same. Cute. I mean.â
Luke laughed, soft and gentle and warm, meant to be with him rather than at him. Michaelâs blush darkened, but he didnât feel quite so bad about being an absolute idiot. âThank you,â he said, head tilting a little to the side, smile back on his face. Luke was tall. Taller than Calum and Ashton had been, enough to make Michael aware of the difference. No wonder heâd been clumsy, though heâd seemed to have reclaimed his grace now, lanky limbs seeming only to add to his charm and poise rather than detract from it now that his footing was stable and no bottles were falling on the floor.Â
âSo whyâd you come back, again?â Luke asked, yanking Michael out of his reverie. Heâd moved to straighten some of the bottles and makeup palettes cluttered on the table. He glanced at Michael before his eyes shifted back to what he was doing. And yeah, that was definitely stray gold glitter stuck to his hands, front and back.Â
âOh. Uh. I wanted to say sorry to Ashton again. I just...havenât been able to catch him. Came back yesterday and same thing.â Michael tugged at one of his hoodie sleeves, watching Lukeâs long fingers tighten what looked like a tall bottle of latex. And okay, maybe heâd watched a few too many behind the scenes videos of his favourite horror movies, and wasnât completely brand new to SFX stuff.Â
Luke glanced up at him again, interest in his blue eyes and all over his face. His hands paused where they were. âYou were here yesterday?â
âUh. Yeah? I was just with Calum for a while but then he got some text and I didnât get a chance to see Ashton before I had to leave.â He didnât know what about that was so interesting, but whatever. At least he wasnât tripping over his words now and could talk to Luke like a proper functioning human being.Â
Luke hummed but didnât offer an explanation for asking. âDo you want me to do your makeup or something while you wait?â He asked, as random and out of nowhere as anything.Â
âWhat?â Michael asked, brows drawing together again. He was pretty sure Luke hadnât said what he thought heâd said.Â
âDo you want me to do your makeup while youâre waiting?â He repeated, gaze as earnest as ever. He wasnât lying.Â
âI mean, holy shit, yeah,â Michael said, maybe just a tad too eager. Get his makeup done by a makeup artist at the haunted house that had won awards for SFX? Hell fucking yeah! He wasnât turning that opportunity down. Hopefully it went better than attending the haunted house had.Â
Luke beamed, looking absolutely pleased with himself. âOkay, come over here and sit down and I will. Do you want, like, a cut or something? I have a couple spare prosthetic injuries I could use. I know I canât do the missing eye one on you, you canât really see in that one. I have a couple of the small claw ones, like I think I used on Ashton? If you want some of those.â
âUh. Yeah, that works.â Michael made his way over and sat down in the chair, shifting a little bit. Heâd never really had his makeup done before, but he was more excited to get to see someone do SFX up close. On him.Â
âCan you pull the hoodie off?â Luke asked over his shoulder, starting to sort through his supplies. âI need more space. I can do it right below your collarbone, I think. Thatâs enough space. With Ashton, I think I slotted some at the top of one of his pecs and then some on his ribs, on his side.âÂ
Michael flushed but tugged his hoodie off, getting his head stuck in the stupid thing only momentarily, before it was off and he could ball it up in his lap. Luke turned back to look at him, humming softly to himself. He tugged his hair free from the bun, curls falling freely to frame his face, before pulling it right back again. Just like before, curls too short to fit in the bun curled around his temples and his ears. Luke ignored it, stepping closer with the small prosthetic in hand.Â
He hummed a little again, eyeing Michaelâs collarbones and chest. He tugged the neckline of Michaelâs shirt down a little bit, holding the prosthetic up, just below his collarbone as heâd said. âThis should work pretty well. Has anyone ever done makeup on you before?â Luke turned to grab something else, probably his adhesive, before turning back and frowning. âIt might be easier, since Iâll need both hands for this. You can put it back on afterward, itâll sit right above your neckline. Right here.â Luke tapped a finger lightly where he planned on putting the prosthetic.
Michael flushed. âUh. Yeah, okay, I guess.â He really wasnât used to this. Going shirtless in front of a cute guy? Yeah, that really didnât happen. Like, ever. He reluctantly tugged his shirt off, though, still not about to turn this opportunity down. The shirt joined his hoodie, both balled up in his lap. He was rewarded with a sweet smile from Luke, before he was surveying the area he wanted to stick the prosthetic, which did little to help Michaelâs blush.
âThis might be a little bit cold. Itâs room temperature, kind of.â Luke started applying the adhesive, completely in Michaelâs personal space. âSo did you like the house?â He asked, fanning the adhesive with his hand, gaze shifting to Michaelâs face. âWhen you came? Before the thing with Ashton, I mean.â
âYeah, I did. Uh. Iâve been wanting to come here for years, and I finally got to get a look. I really, really like horror shit, and thought about being an SFX artist but I donât have the talent at all.â Michael resisted the urge to shift in place, or bounce his leg. He didnât want to fuck up whatever Luke was doing. âItâs, uh, really well put together. No wonder itâs won awards and shit.â
Luke hummed, tapping the adhesive before grabbing the prosthetic and leaning down, tongue sticking out a little in concentration, as he carefully stuck it down. He held it in place for a moment, pulling back to inspect his work. He moved to grab one of his makeup palettes. âYeah, itâs a lot of work to pull it together and get everything set up properly. But I can get out of some of it sometimes, since I do makeup.â He grinned at him before starting to add colour to the prosthetic. âYou wanted to do SFX?â His gaze flickered up to him again, before again it dropped to what he was doing. âI could always show you some stuff, if you wanted. Iâve been doing it for a couple years, so I think Iâd probably be okay at that.â
âDidnât you guys win something last year for your makeup?â He asked, tilting his head a little bit.
Luke turned pink. âWell, yeah, but that wasnât just me, that was the whole team. But, um. If you wanted that, I definitely could.â
It was then that it really clicked what Luke was offering. This was a chance for Michael to actually get hands-on experience with SFX and get to see it up close. Not only that, but heâd get the chance to actually do it himself, with someone elseâs guidance, and see if he was actually shit at it. And that someone happened to be award winning. And really cute. âFuck yeah, I definitely want that.â Okay, he needed to curb his excitement. Just a little.
Luke let out another one of his giggles, still working on the colouring of the prosthetic. âOkay. Iâm happy to show you. Iâll get your number when Iâm done? So we can set up a time?â
Michael definitely didnât turn pink at that or anything. He was totally suave, totally used to getting cute guysâ numbers, especially while he was shirtless in front of them. Obviously. And maybe that was a little bit of a lie, and this was brand new. And maybe he was a little bit pink. âUh. Yeah, that sounds good.â
Luke hummed, attention mostly back on the prosthetic. He was silent for a few moments before he spoke up again. âYou said you wanted to do SFX. So what do you do instead?â
âOh, Iâm a film student. I work at, uh, Great Awakenings? The coffee shop a couple blocks down from here on campus.â Michael, again, had to resist the urge to shift around in place. Not because it felt weird, but because he didnât know what to do with himself, or his nervous energy. He couldnât even tap his foot or anything on the ground, for fear of fucking up what Luke was doing.Â
âOh, thatâs neat! Iâm doing philosophy right now. Ashtonâs doing English. Focusing on literature, I think. And Calumâs doing psychology,â Luke flashed Michael a bright smile before going back to his work, still carefully adding pigment to the prosthetic.Â
âOh, thatâs, uh...pretty cool. What made you choose philosophy?â Michael asked.Â
Luke hummed a little to himself. âI dunno. Just thought it seemed interesting. Iâm pretty happy doing this, but I donât know if I can make a career out of it. Or if my skills are even enough to try.â He paused. âI know Iâm good enough to work here, I just donât know about beyond that,â he corrected, fingers stilling where theyâd been working. It only took a moment before he was back at it again.Â
Michael understood that, honestly. âYeah, I know what you mean. Thatâs why Iâm in film. I donât know how far Iâll make it, either,â he said honestly.Â
Luke gave him a frown, more adorable than it had any right being. âIâm sure youâll be good at it, Mikey.â
Michael flushed at the nickname, but didnât have any time to add anything before Luke was turning around to face the table. âOkay, I just have blood and then Iâm done.â Luke grabbed the bottle and a tiny brush, turning around to face Michael yet again. He gave him a tiny smile before he was back to work, tongue poking slightly from between his lips in concentration.Â
Luke was pretty. Michael was struggling to think about anything else, even with how desperately he wanted to do SFX, and how much heâd wanted to visit the haunted house. It only took a few minutes before Luke pulled back slightly, surveying his work. Good thing, too, Michael was starting to get chilly. âOkay,â he said, eyes still on the prosthetic, forehead creased slightly, lips pulled into a small pout. He looked thoughtful. Michael refused to admit it was adorable. âI think Iâm done.â He gave Michael another smile, nose crinkling slightly with this one.Â
Michaelâs number one weakness was definitely still cute boys, because his brain short circuited immediately. He was saved from having to say anything, though, when a girl poked her head in the door, knocking twice on the doorframe to get Lukeâs attention. âHey, houseâs opening in a few. Stand by in case of any fucked up makeup.â Luke just nodded, and then she left.Â
Luke frowned a little at Michael. âOkay, youâll probably have to go before we officially open and groups start coming through. I might get busy, and we arenât supposed to have visitors.â Luke chewed at his lip, thinking. âOkay. Uh.â He pulled his phone out of his pocket - Michael didnât know how he fit anything in his pants pockets, they were stupidly tight and didnât look all that comfortable - and offered it to Michael. âGive me your number? Iâll text you and figure the whole Ashton thing out so you can say sorry to him or whatever. And then I can show you how to do makeup.â
Michael nodded, taking the outstretched phone from Luke and obediently putting his number in. âThat, uh, sounds really great. Thanks, Luke.â He passed his phone back and earned another smile from Luke that definitely didnât make his stomach flip. Michael went ahead and tugged his shirt back on, careful not to fuck up his new prosthetic.Â
âOkay, sweet. Can you find your way out or do you want me to show you?â Luke asked, as sweet as heâd been the whole time.Â
Michael shook his head at the offer, though. âIâm okay. I can get out. Thanks, though. Iâll...Iâll catch you around?â
Luke gave him another smile. âYeah. See you, Mikey.â
Michael made his way out of the haunted house for the third time, hoodie balled up in his hands despite the evening chill so he didnât get fake blood on it. And maybe he stopped in front of the mirror once he got home to look at his makeup, stupid grin on his face remembering Luke (and the other cute boys that worked there). And maybe, just maybe, that was the first night since heâd punched Ashton that he didnât seriously struggle to sleep.Â
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Michael had almost forgotten the whole dilemma, when he woke up to a text from Luke. The phone screen was stupidly blinding in the darkness of his bedroom, and he cursed himself for bothering to check his phone in the first place. To be fair, though, heâd only wanted to see the time - he slept with his phone on do not disturb for this very purpose - he hadnât expected the text.
Luke H: hey, r u free 2day? :-)
Michael stared at the text, blinking sleep out of his eyes, before he managed to get his brain to function enough to reply. And of fucking course Luke added a nose to his emojis. He might have only met the guy once, but it definitely seemed like a Luke thing to do.
Michael: yeah I should be. y?
Michael didnât have a chance to even roll over before Luke had replied, phone buzzing again in his hand. Did Luke have nothing better to do? It had to be fucking early in the morning, and Michaelâs main priority was going back to sleep. Though, in Lukeâs defense, it usually was.
Luke H: no reason
Luke H: can u meet me at that coffee shop @ 1 later 2day?Â
Luke wasnât making any more sense, even with his clarifications. And Michael was way too tired to think too much about his cryptic messages. So he just agreed.
Michael: yeah
His phone buzzed again, seconds after heâd hit send. Did Luke have nothing better to do than text Michael at fucking nine am on a Saturday morning? Didnât he know how to sleep in?
Luke H: great :-)
Michael tossed his phone to the side with a sigh, resolving himself to being awake way, way too early. This wasnât usually how he spent his mornings; normally, he slept in until noon if he didnât have work, and spent the day catching up on homework he didnât feel like doing during the week, and finished the day with pizza and a few rounds of FIFA. He didnât usually meet cute boys at the coffee chop, for god knows what reason, and he usually didnât wake up so fucking early.
The rest of his day passed slowly, starting with two cups of coffee to try and keep himself awake and functional. He could hear his mum in his head, reminding him that nine am isnât even that early, that most people were already awake and functional by that point. So he just shook his head and told his imaginary mum to piss off, and that he wasnât most people.
He managed to waste most of the day away until he was already running late to meet Luke. He tugged on a hoodie that heâd only worn once that week, making it objectively cleaner than most of his other ones.
By the time he made it to the coffee shop, he was a couple minutes past one. Which was fine, it was pretty standard for Michael. He never really knew what time it was, but he tried his best. At least he was only a couple minutes late this time. Hopefully Luke didnât mind too much.
Speaking of the devil, Luke had taken a seat in the corner and, when Michael spotted him, was mid-laugh at something Ashton had said to him. Ashton, who was sitting right next to him, grin on his lips. Oh, fuck. Had Michael just been invited to fucking third wheel them or something? You could third wheel a friendship. Michael knew that, from trailing after a pair of best friends when he was a kid, before heâd just decided to be a loner for the rest of his life. But they seemed awfully cuddly now, too. Maybe theyâd just invited him to laugh at him.
Or, the much smaller rational part of his brain pointed out, maybe Luke had invited Ashton since Michael had wanted to apologize to him again and had never gotten the chance. Maybe Luke was just being nice.
Michael just did his best to shove all those thoughts aside. There was no point in freaking himself out now that he was already here. Better to just figure out what Luke had planned and get it over with. Or enjoy it, maybe. Maybe.Â
Michael made his way over to their table, awkwardly taking his seat in front of them. Luke turned and gave him a bright, happy smile. âHey, you made it!â He greeted, clearly pleased. âI went ahead and brought Ashton, I hope you donât mind. You said you wanted to apologize, and we both think youâre pretty cute, so-â Ashton smiled fondly, but nudged Luke anyway.
âDonât freak him out right after he gets here,â Ashton chided gently. He gave Michael that warm smile, shifting in his chair. âHey, Michael. Good to see you again.â
Michael nodded a little, socialization abilities immediately leaving him. âYou look good,â he said, before flushing. âNo, you donât. I mean - fuck - I donât mean that, I mean you look good now that youâre not covered in blood. Or, you looked good then too. Well, not really, because I hit you in the nose-â Michael snapped his mouth shut. âI mean, itâs good to see you too.â
Ashton just laughed, good naturedly, but Michael was pretty sure he was one fuck-up away from them hating him. Still, though, his laugh managed to calm some of that built-up nervousness he was holding on to.
âYou look good too, no worries,â Ashton said, corner of his mouth pulling up into a smile.Â
Michael just nodded a little, steeling himself before he spoke. âIâm, uh. Really sorry about hitting you. I didnât mean to at all, and still donât know how I managed to fuck up that badly.â
Ashton gave him another smile. Luke was busy fiddling with one of his curls, clearly only half paying attention to the conversation, if at all. âItâs okay. Really. You didnât do any lasting damage, and you didnât mean to. Iâm fine now, and it made the managers have to reconsider the position. Besides, it just meant Calum and Luke were a little overprotective for a few days. Iâm fine now, but they were worried for a couple days about bruising and possible lasting damage. You should really be apologizing to Luke for having to deal with blood.â Michael must have looked confused, because Ashton continued. âI donât know why, but it freaks him out. Heâs fine with all the SFX shit, heâs okay with gruesome fake injuries and fake blood, but any time thereâs real blood? He freaks out.â
Luke abandoned his curl, tucking it behind his ear, to pout at Ashton. âHey. I just donât like it.âÂ
Ashton gave him another stupidly fond smile and draped an arm over the back of Lukeâs chair. âI know.â Michael felt like he was third wheeling, again. Which, okay, Ashton and Luke were cute, but he couldnât help the way his stomach dropped a little. Heâd thought they were pretty cute, and he hadnât deluded himself into thinking anything would happen with either of them. But it didnât really make it feel much better to realize he was third wheeling.
Sometime into his quiet sulking (which only couldâve lasted a minute or two at most), Calum had come up behind him, because now he was pulling out the chair next to him. Michael was effectively caged in now by attractive guys. Which, okay, was manageable. If his brain would stay functional. At least now he wasnât third wheeling Luke and Ashton by himself anymore.
âHey,â Calum greeted all of them, smiling in the way that made his cheeks squish up and his eyes squint. And okay, yeah, Michael definitely needed to get back into the dating world.Â
âHey,â Luke said, brightening a little again at the sight of Calum. âMichael came.â
Calum nodded, giving Luke the same fond smile Ashton had. âI can see that, babe.â
Luke reached his hand across the table, towards Calum. Calum took it, gently squeezing his hand. And fucking great, had Michael gone from third wheeling to fourth wheeling? Was fourth wheeling even a fucking thing? It clearly was, if what he was thinking was correct. Because Calum, Luke, and Ashton seemed awfully fucking close - Calum had just called Luke babe, for Christâs sake - and he was pretty fucking sure they were all dating. Or involved together in some way. So why fucking bother inviting Michael if they were going to act like that? It wasnât like he thought it was a date or anything, but it seemed...rude to just be all couple-y with a fourth person there.
âIâve gotta take a call,â Michael said, and the excuse to step out sounded lame even to his own ears. But it had seemed like theyâd been...maybe not flirting with him, but flirty, and he felt pretty fucking awkward fourth wheeling them the way he was doing. So he wanted an excuse to step outside for a moment and breathe. He pushed his chair back, wincing at the noise it made, and awkwardly stumbled outside of the door. The bell above the door chimed as he did, which did nothing for his annoyance.Â
He took a few steps to the side, so he wasnât in anyoneâs way if they tried to go into the little coffee shop. He leaned back against the wall with a sigh, forgetting his excuse, and completely forgetting that he should probably at least pretend to be on the phone. Even if his phone hadnât been ringing in the first place.
His melodramatic inner monologue of suffering was interrupted by the stupid bell chiming again. It earned enough of his attention to look up. And none other than Luke was standing there in front of him, apologetic smile on his face. âHi,â Luke said, making his way a little closer.
âHey,â Michael said, a little unsure.
âI just, uh...Iâm sorry,â Luke said, fidgeting a little in place. His gaze shifted down to his feet, where he was absently scuffing the toe of his converse against his other foot. âI should have warned you about us. We just...itâs still kind of new, telling people, and we all...well, we all thought you were really cute, and I thought the rest of it would be easy if I managed to get you here. But life isnât really like the movies, and I was kind of a dick to not at least warn you. Ashton said I should have, and he was right. I should have.âÂ
Wait...what? Michael was left reeling a little. At least he wasnât fucking crazy, and heâd been right about the three of them being together. Or, that was what it sounded like, at least. But the rest of it? What did Luke mean by them thinking he was cute? What the fuck? Why did Luke have to be so cryptic? âWhat?â
Michael was pretty sure Luke blushed. He just scuffed his toe against the ground again, before making eye contact. âIâm dating Calum and Ashton. Or, weâre all dating each other. Um...and we thought you were cute. We think youâre cute. And I fucked up and should have explained all of that earlier. So you didn't, uh...get blindsided by it when you got here.â
Well, that was...a lot. And unexpected. âSo...is this a date or something?â
Luke shrugged. âIt is if you want it to be.â
Michael considered that for a moment. Did he want it to be? Heâd never dated more than one person before - hadnât really dated many people in general, honestly. But he didnât dislike the idea. He had gotten along with all of them individually pretty well...and they were already established, right? So maybe it would be easier for him to just join that. Maybe. âI think so, yeah.â He nodded a little.
Luke grinned, shoulders sagging a little with relief as. âGreat! Iâm sure weâll talk about everything soon. Like, boundaries and limits and telling other people and the future and stuff like that. Ashton and Calum are pretty good about all that.â Luke reached for Michaelâs hand, and he took it, letting Luke lace their fingers together. âFor now, though, letâs go get coffee.â Luke tugged him back into the coffee shop, a triumphant grin on his lips. Michael couldnât help the smile he gave him, just as fond as the ones Calum and Ashton had worn earlier. Something about Lukeâs happiness was just...contagious and sweet. It made you happy to see him so happy.
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The relationship ended up working out like a fucking dream. Michael had never felt so supported in his life, and he was pretty sure his boyfriends felt the same way. After the initial coffee date, theyâd gotten themselves established, and talked about what they wanted and what they wanted the relationship to look like, and the future, just like Luke had said. And, to absolutely no oneâs surprise, the conversation was guided by Ashton.
Telling his mum had arguably been the hardest part, but even that was made a little easier with their support. Answering her questions hadnât been fun - heâd deflected the over-the-line questions, as anyone else would, and flat out refused anything rude - but theyâd gotten it taken care of, and sheâd been about as accepting as Michael could have hoped.
As promised, they managed to get Michael a job at the haunted house the following year. One of the managers had gotten fired after the incident with Ashton - not that that had been the cause, but heâd been a massive dick about it, according to Calum and Luke, and it hadnât been a good look, so heâd gotten canned - which let Calum get a promotion. Ashton was happy to stick with being an actor. As long as, heâd said when theyâd broken the news to Michael, stupid grin on his face, no one else punched him in the face. He didnât want another boyfriend. It had earned him three eye rolls, and three fond smiles, from each of his stupidly indulgent boyfriends.
But it had meant there was an opening for the merch stand, and Michael would get three glowing reviews. So theyâd managed to get him the job. And, Calum had reminded them at the time, pleased smile on his face, they had a lot of sway with one of the managers.
So after everything got settled, Michaelâs life was the best it had ever been. He had three loving, supportive, wonderful boyfriends, a job he loved, and date night every Friday. Even if he was working, they were happy to come sit and entertain him until he was off. He didnât feel left out with them anymore, either; after that first time, theyâd gotten it sorted, and were quick to comfort and console him.
Ashton never fucking let him live down the way they met, though. He made dad jokes about it as often as they let him - âwatch out for Michael, he packs a punch,â âah, Michaelâs got quite the feisty personality,â âMichaelâs really got a nose for this sort of thing. He fucked up mine, so itâs only fair, I supposeâ - which was way, way too often, given how bad they all were. Michael couldnât even bring himself to care, though. Not when accidentally punching him in the face had been the one thing to pull his life together. Ashtonâs dad jokes were definitely worth all of that.














