#50shits

Here, the 1st movie thoughts:

http://fourangers.tumblr.com/post/111704492859/ok-my-general-thoughts-of-50-shades-the-movie

That’s it. Nothing else. It’s the same fucking problems.

Ok, what else I can add.

There’s no story. There’s no build up, development, nothing, nada. There are mini plots that are resolved really quickly, there’s no tension. It’s really really boring.

Here’s the thing, if you know that this “”story”” doesn’t have any plot, and you know that the public just want to see softcore porn...DO SOFTCORE PORN. Don’t bother yourself to add any stupid mini-plot! Especially when the resolving is so unsatisfactory! The mini-plot arrived out of nowhere, solved quickly and it disappeared in thin air.

Anyways, the acting again, soooooo mind fucking boring. If Anastasia is not giggling and doing the tee-hee-heeing, she’s gasping. No moan. Gasping. Lots of gasping. I mean siiiiigh--no emotion nowhere inserted in their lines. They were practically reading the script.

Kim Basinger she...she aged terribly. Tons of plastic surgery. Weird.

The “couple” is...there’s really no development. Again, no chemistry at all, not even in the sex scenes in which btw, no sexy at all. And I don’t think they actually filmed the sex scene from the beginning to the end you know? Why? Because that would be too hardcore? Lol. If the couple are not discussing, they are having sex. 

They are getting married despite showing no reasons why they are in love. Like, show don’t tell. But they are like all the time, Grey saying “I need you” bla bla bla bla...but we didn’t see Grey really depressed or anything at the beginning.