“I like that one about that hive that has all sorts of fuck ups. I think it was called uhhhh Hive of Four Midbloods Spend a Very Eventful Christmas In Which They Get a Christmas Tree That’s Way Too Big for the House, Almost Slip and Die Putting Way Too Many Lights on the House That Don’t Even Turn on Until It’s Revealed That the Light Switch Wasn’t On, Drain the Power Grid Because They’re Super Bright Lights, Cause the Stuckup Highblood Neighbors to Have an Accident, Have Really Nasty Friends Come Over Who Bring Their RV That Explodes at Some Point, Have an Extended Elderly Friend Come Over and Bring Her Cat with Her, Burn the Turkey, Fry the Cat, Have an Extended Fantasy about the Lady from the Department Store, and then After All Of These Mishaps, and The Fantasizing of the New Swimming Pool From a Promised Job Bonus, Find Out that Said Bonus Is Just a Year Subscription to Jello, Absolutely Snap and Lose it All, Kidnap the Boss to Demand Money, and then Have a Big Discussion with the Local Law Enforcement Only For Everything To Get Nicely Resolved Because It’s Christmas. And the Woman of the Hive Has a Boob Window.”

Ryfraf smiles, proud to have remembered the name of the movie.

that’s everyoneee hehe all of my trolls r fleet trolls. i’ll do my mains for now. these r kinda ooc.

Ryf: “The government assigned me barista at troll!starbucks because that’s just what lowbloods do lol. it was absolutely shit. If I’d been higher caste, they might’ve given me something cool like library but nooo.”

Warren: “i killed people n that was alright but it coulda’ been nice to have done some jobs or somethin’ to get some more shit n money n stuff but i wasn’t in the system until like the last year or so but coz there’s so many trolls in those archives n shit they done completely fuckin’ overlooked how i just popped up out of nowhere of conscription age like one year after my account was made n shit but it’s wahtever. jay said he’d get me a purple chip n i did that for a while but it weren’t under my name n shit n i wanted my own account so we got one of ryfraf’s friends to log me properly into the system n that did the trick jus’ nicely. previous purple had a job doin’ architectural plannin’ with a firm which i showed up to half the time but they didn’t really fuckin’ miss me n it was mostly just free money. coz it was like. i was expected to oversee the midbloods drawin’ up the drafts n shit. which i did. but i also had some guy workin’ with me n’ he knew i’d killed his partner n that scared the shit out of him so he didn’t say anythin’ to the firm we were workin’ for or anything. he was kinda’ hot. i fucked him sometimes. that also got him to shut up.”

Jay: “I was a police officer. : )”

Mars: “That was so many fucking sweeps ago. I’ve mostly been in the court doing court things. Lots of accounting. I miss accounting. Then after that, well... I suppose it wouldn’t be on planet anymore would it? Because I went directly to being an admiral. Conquered a lot of territory. They think I’m too much for that now, though. Whatever. I’ll get back to doing it eventually, that’s for sure.”

Cody: “I was in school. With Elliot and Derek. I did a few odd jobs here and there for anyone who wanted to hire me for shit. Did some fucking tutoring for idiots. Half the time they couldn’t understand what I was telling them but whatever. They fucking payed me. Midbloods and highbloods are so shit with math sometimes it’s unbelievable.”

Elliot: “We worked in a fucking pizza shop. It sucked. I wanted to kill everyone who came in through that fucking door.”

Derek: “I found the pizza shop alright! Elliot’s just easy to anger. However, I did do some tutoring as well. That was a real pain. Cody’s right. People are fucking stupid.”

uaghh thank you!!

3. What are your top three most commonly used tags on AO3? 💀 according to ao3 rn it's anal sex, hurt/comfort, and angst tied with post-canon. that tracks hahah, that's what i like to write fr

top 3 characters r henry le vesconte (9x fics fuck me); edward little (ALSO 9 HELLO?); and james fitzjames (6x). sounds EXACTLY right they're my top 3 faves hahah

7. Coffee or tea while you write? decaf coffee is my go to bc i write at night but it really depends!!!! i like them equally. coffee during the day, sometimes tea (pearl miLK TEA). at night usually decaf coffee, but sometimes i'll make various strange herbal decaf teas as well. okay i lied, i love decaf coffee so fucking much it's incredible.

14. What makes you happiest? New fic comments, kudos, bookmarks, user subscribers, story subscribers, or Tumblr asks? COMMENTS GOD I LOVE COMMENTS. anything that gets me to yap about the fic!!!!!!! i put sooo much thought into everything i write, and usually there's a TON of context that doesn't make it into the fic. asks would be lovely too but i rarely get them. bookmarks r also really nice

AHHAHHEHEHAHAAA you get brazil. i love this song. lago gave it to me. enjoy it

cant vouch for the youtube videos quality dsajhfd i didnt listen to it there

Surprisingly you’re the only one to ask for this hahah! Vini is someone else’s oc. Anyways they’re most of the things on here hahha

"Absolutely not. The Goddess of the Six Stars herself saw it fit that I was born fuschia. Why would I give up her gift? It would be blasphemy."