Me: (to black co worker) I'm gonna cut about two inches off
My non black p.o.c. co worker: why? Your hairs already short
Me and black co worker proceeds to give her a stank look
Me: bitch it's called shrinkage
Nb co worker: well fuck I didn't know. Black people don't have long hair.
Me: well you're sadly mistaken (stretches natural hair to bra strap length)










