'You're like, totes going to leave my villagers alone and junk!' The dragon wasn't happy with this deal and wanted a young maiden to be left outside its cave once a month.

This agreement lasted sometime but as you can imagine, the village started to run out of maidens to sacrifice and in the end, when no girls were left, the dragon wanted Liet as a sacrific-..."

            "Poland! That didn't happen, tell it properly!" Lithuania's cheeks lit with a  blush, not fond of being compared to a woman.             "Like, let me finish, you'll totes love the end!"

"So, like I was saying, the dragon wanted Liet as a sacrifice. I told everyone in the kingdom that they would be rewarded with Liet's hand in marriage if they slew the beast.

Of course, many tried, from old men to brave soldiers but all of them fell to the dragon's fiery breath.

I decided it was time to take matters into my own hands..."

             "You can't be the king and the cobbler's apprentice!"              "Shhh... Lemme finish!"

"So, I took a lamb and filled it with sulfur. I left this infront of the dragon's liar, trying to get him to eat it. When he did, he was so thrusty that he drank the whole of the river. This didn't help his stomach, so he drank more and more and then the dragon exploded.

Of course, that meant I got to be Liet's blushing bride and we lived happily ever after..."