Widofjord c2e3, after the fight where caleb burned a guy and hid:
*frumpkin goes to Nott and squeezes his paws*
Nott: âthis means i have to goâ
Fjord *being the first to point out caleb isnât there*: âWhereâs Caleb?â *starts looking around for him*
Caleb *walks up silently and starts helping clean up with a zoned out expression*
Fjord: âWhereâd you go?â
Caleb: âthis is not my thing. I am not brave like Nott. Letâs get out of here, pleaseâ
Fjord: âYou shot shit out of your hands. I donât think you were not brave. That was really impressiveâ
Beau *confused and disgusted*: âWait you shot shit out of your hands? Thatâs fuckin-â
Fjord: âIt was fire. Itâs a figure of fucking speechâ
Beau: âohâ
Caleb *still zoned out but smiling a bit*: âI havenât learned that one yet. Some dayâ
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Fjord being the one to first point out Caleb isnât there
Fjord not letting Caleb call himself not brave and immediately complementing Caleb saying his magic is impressive(again)
Caleb being zoned out cuz of the ptsd of having to use a fire cantrip against the zombie guard, and when Fjord compliments him on it he diverts the attention with a joke about poop magic to not have to talk about it
Autistic ass Beauregard Lionett interpreting only the literal sentence, thinking Caleb had literal shit magic
Fjord immediately being annoyed but explaining to her what he meant
+ (i know itâs not magic and not on this campaign but the idea of magic poop instead of fire just made me remember Mister throwing his fire shits)








