Day one and two are combined so here you go! 744 words!
Now let me get this clear to myself and anyone who decides to read this: when I dream about girls theyâre usually having sex with me, doing something really hot, or is just naked and not a Puritan Scarlet Letter looking chick that is blue and frozen. Another thing. I do not wake up and see the person in my dreams standing outside my window (That is on the second floor) mouthing Edward over and over again. I am not schizophrenic, I hope Iâm not itâs not⌠it's not like my family has it in their blood. Another thing that makes no sense. I am named Johnathan, not Edward. So now Iâm sitting up in the early morning, on a school day no doubt, watching her as she mouths Edward.Â
I guess I can open up the window and try and scare her away.So now Iâm back and she can say more than Edward, and she can touch me. How do I know this? Well Well Well I opened the door she reached in and brushed my cheek and kissed me. Kissed me. Yeah, thatâs how I wanted to have my first kiss, with someone as cold as a corpse and have them talk about our love:
âDearest Edward. Iâve waited for you so long. Many of a winter passed in that damnable woods. Youâre still so delightfully plump! Oh how good, will we still be married? Even if my world has been put on hold due to the wicked witches,  damn them to hell! Oh, dearest Edward!âÂ
 Now being called delightfully plump is certainly a good confidence booster since I am constantly compared to a rich villain on a tv show or a video game with my apparent evil smirk, cold blue eyes, and get this being dressed nicely. Because wearing nice clothes like sweaters and not street ware automatically makes me a terrible person. It also didnât help that I am kind of a smart ass with a particular sense of humor really.Â
 But how do I respond to such a girl? Someone that is like 16, no older than me, that I cannot marry her, and well I am not Edward. Well, I decided that the best way to go about it is to be blunt. âIâm sorry. Iâm not Edward, my name is Johnthan.â To which she replied.
 âOh, how you joke! Ah, youâve hardly changed since they took you away.â
âOof. Iâm not joking honey. Hate to say this, but either a. You are trying to break into the wrong house or b. I am having a terrible terrible and I mean terrible fever dream right now. And Iâll probably need to go to the doctor when I wake up.â
âStop the joke, Edward. Thatâs all that funny, I need you to get the town priest! There are witches about and they are after us I believe! We have to get the word of the lord for what we are to do! Then we shall have him marry us and we shall be the richest young ones in the New World. Oh! I must stop talking!âÂ
Thatâs when sheâs decided to step inside. âWhy do you want Reverend Jackson? And Iâm not Edward.â Now I shouldâve noticed then that the room was starting to ice over. Like literal patches of ice blossomed on my floor and slowly grew to my furniture.Â
âWho is Reverend Jackson? Did Reverend Rienwood take a new one in? Also please stop jesting Edward. Whatever those witches did to me⌠it...it.â Her voice starts to quiver as tear crystals (you heard me right crystals slid down her face instead of liquid) fall to the ground, âTell me not that they got you, dear Edward. What must I do to save you? Do you not remember me: Elizabeth Miller?â
âI. Am. Not. Edward. There. Has. Never. Been. A. Reinwood. Here that I know of. The last priest we had is currently in jail for beating the ever loving shit out of his wife because she apparently cheated on him with my principal and then he tried to kill the cop breaking them up.â
âWives of preachers being unfaithful? An Edward that knows not who he is or is not. Oh! Oh!â She started wailing and I guess thatâs when I really started paying attention to the ice. As it thickened like watered grass and wrapped around her feet. âI am in hell! HELL!â
Then she exploded. Into ice. Now I have frost burn on my stubble and well, everywhere.