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Oh, don't even try it. I know a PSYCHE when I see one.

Yo, is that Ms. Paint? From the Adventures?

Even in non-canon interludes, Cal’s dark aura still unnerves me.

I actually think he unnerves me more, now that he's broken free of confides of his fictional existence. Hussie, you have no idea what you're fucking with.

Cal, God damn it. We were all supposed to dress up for this. It doesn't look like you even touched that nice suit I sewed for you, let alone swapped your eyes with those billiard balls and make them alternate rapidly.

"I just want you to cosplay someone who's a little less threatening. Is that too much to ask?"

LMAO, I think I know what I'm in for.

We’re back in the recap saddle, so let’s dive in!

I love that the entirety of Hivebent is compressed into a single paragraph. That shit took me four months, Hussie!

10:25 (10 hours, 25 minutes) before some CRITICAL MOMENT, Jack arrives and destroys the gateway to the new universe. Aradia transports all the trolls to the veil to hide.

We finally get to learn the function of the House Door – and apparently, it leads directly into the newly created universe. Makes a lot of sense.

This, of course, nixes my theory that it leads to Bilious Slick. Frog Theory is a harsh mistress.

[Karkat] is sure John is fated to be his kismesis, a romantic partner specific to troll culture, centered around rivalry and loathing.

"Questo è il mio rifugio, dove la natura racconta ciò che le parole non possono dire."