My arm bruise is getting better. It's kind of a heart shape, it looks like the Undertale logo *hums theme song*. I've got some good colours in that. "How did you..." Yeah, I was fighting a bear. People are so sick of me saying that! Er, no, I only said that because it's the most boring way to get a bruise ever. The one on my leg, which turned every colour under the sun, was just the stupidest thing ever. We'd just finished filming a gaming video and there's two drawers that hang down under the desk and I hadn't realised that I had wheeled myself under the corner of one of the drawers. So I stood up with my full body weight and my legs just went *boom* onto the corner of this drawer. I must have stood up so fast because I don't even know how I got such a big bruise. It really hurt. A rare Phil swear must have come out. Definitely did, wasn't recording though. And then this one *pulls back sleeve to show arm bruise* I think the same day, I walked into a bookshelf! Like the corner of a shelf, like walking past it, and this happened! Why do I bruise so easily? I'm like a peach. This one didn't even hurt. I was like how did that happen? Why, why do I have a gigantic bruise on my arm? Er, so fighting a bear is the better side of the story but there's the boring one. "Phil, you're such a mess". I know, I know, I need to wrap myself in some kind of bubblewrap because I'm just going to be a complete peach.