#2p couple

So here we go!!

How they got together: In the very beggining, when they met each other, there was always a “thing” going on: They’re both arrogant, sadistic and ironical people, so a friendship was almost obvious. But, as the relationship started to grow, they realized that something more was there: Lust. A lot of fucking lust. So eventually, in a meeting where Lutz wasn’t present, they just… How can I say this in a polite way… Fucked in the table.

Favourite thing to do together:  They can’t choose between sex or judging people.

Fights: Eventually, because even if they have a lot of common, both of them have an unique way of dealing with situations: Kuro is very calm, he likes to watch a lot until having 100% sure that this way is the right way, and Luciano is a reckless motherfucker that is really easily affected by anger.

What they love about each other: Luciano admires Kuro’s wisdom about life in general and how he can always stay “chill”, while Kuro admires Luciano’s way of solving problems with charisma and cleverness.

Cute thing:  They’re both very short, so everyone who sees them together dies with cuteness… Until the moment that Luciano opens his mouth and Kuro picks the sword.

Funny thing: Lutz keeps asking them for a threesome, and once they accepted just to make him their dog for a night.

NSFW thing: Is very hard to decide who is going to be the dominant, and in a relationship where BDSM is involved, this is a very important decision. Usually they share the dominance, even though Kuro’d probabbly win this fight.

We can always try new stuff in this party~ let’s do it!

How they got together: It would probably involve a lot of drinking, a night full of things that got erased of memory, a morning of “What have I done?” until the “ Is not actually a bad idea” conclusion.

Favourite thing to do together: Discuss theories about anime/manga, listen to some nice music, cleaning the house.

Fights: Never. Kiku enjoys the good old peace, and Kuro does not waste his time with stupid fights. Both of them would rather sit and discuss any situation with a cup of tea.

What they love about each other:  The fact that they’re very alike but very different at the same time. Kiku enjoys Kuro’s honest behavior while Kuro loves his adorable peaceful smile.

Cute thing: They love to sleep spooning after a hard day of work.

Funny thing: Everyone thinks that they’re twins when they go out together.

NSFW thing:  Kuro loves to dress up Kiku in adorable outfits and fucking the hell out of him.

Ohh the fire couplee! Lets warm thing up~

How they got together: They first met at one of Allen’s halloween parties, and Iceland spent the night hitting on the asian boy. After a few drinks and some music, as two good teenagers they ended up making out against a wall.

Favourite thing to do together: Pranks. Every kind of prank that you can imagine.

Fights: Sometimes, usually because Iceland is making fun of Hong Kong’s height.

What they love about each other: They both think that the other one is adorable.

Cute thing: Iceland can always make Hong Kong smile, even in his bad days.

Funny thing: Norway ships them as hell. He is even planning a wedding.

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How they got together: In a night where Viktor drank a little more than he should, he ended up waking up in the american’s arms. He begged that was just a nightmare, but in the end, had sex with Allen again. And again. And you know the rest.

Favourite thing to do together: Sex. And fight about basically anything.

Fights: As I said, is a hobbie.

What they love about each other: In secret they really admire each other’s inteligence.

Cute thing: They love to cuddle and holding hands. But they don’t like when someone sees, so normally they hold hands under the desk in the meetings.

Funny thing: Allen likes to pinch Viktor’s belly, because he is a “cute af chubby”.

How they got together: Kind like the 1ps version, they had to be allies and ended up spending a lot of time together. They’re both very serious persons, but hey, sometimes the equals attract each other. Time passed and they figured out that they really loved being together, so it kind of happened. One night they just slowly kissed for a lot of time. No words were necessary, that situation was the answer.

Favourite thing to do together: Playing chess (this Poland knows how to play properly)

Fights: Sometimes. Is always a burst of swearing, then silence, then apologizing quietly, and lastly, an awkward day until real apologizing.

What they love about each other: They never really thought about it, they just… live day after day.

Cute thing: Since Poland loves coffe, Lithuania made him a mug with a chibi version of his face.

Funny thing: They’re both Belarus best friends, so, when they fight and complain about it for her, she just locks them on a room until they solve their problems.

NSFW thing: They often switch roles in the bed, and is always different depending in who is the uke, because Poland likes doggy style, while Lithuania likes to do it sitting on the blonde’s lap.

Here we go, one of the classics~

How they got together: I think that pretty much like Sweden and Finland in the 1p would, they started to live together after running away of Kristopher’s house, and before they realize they were already sleeping together. But Sweden would be the first one to notice, and he probably gave Finland a bear hug and a little kiss (and was punched for that).

Favorite thing to do together: Build stuff (Nordics never change hahahaha)

Fights: Don’t happen a lot. Even though Finland is an angry dwarf, Sweden knows that is just his personality, so, as long as he don’t disrespect him, he is pretty okay with that.

What they love about each other:  They love what they build together in all of those years, a mutual respect and understanding, their family, things like that.

Cute thing: Finland cries when he hurts Sweden’s feelings.

Funny thing: Undertaker calls them “The master of old couples”

Here we go~

-They have a love/hate relationship, that meaning a lot of love/lust from the american side and a lot of facepalmed reactions from the russian side;

-Allen is the only one that can break the “mr. right” persona of the russian, because, they do a lot of fucking sex. Like a lot of fucking sex. In every single place that you can imagine. Even in Oliver’s couch once.

-They make everything a competition. From making breakfast to planning a date, everything is a reason to try to win.

-Allen says that Oreo is their couple food, because is vegan and it’s Viktor’s favorite.

-Their nicknames to each other are “big guy” and “capitalist pig”. So romantic~

-Allen’s personal hobbie is to grab Viktor’s butt.

-Once, when Viktor was drunk, he allowed Allen to make him a tatoo. He still has “chubby booty” wroten on his back.

You can already find some in here. But, is never enough of some nordic love, so here we go~

How they got together: Loki loves Kristopher since they were teenagers, but due to his “crazy stalker” nature, the danish did not wanted to have anything with him. But, when he tried to date other person, he realized that was pointless. He was already in love.

Favorite thing to do together: As in SuFin’s story, building stuff. Also watching tv, and cuddling on general.

Fights: They only fight when Loki cross the line with the stalking thing.

What they love about each other: Denmark loves the fact that Loki is so clever and capable, specially with magic, while in the other hand, Norway loves the way that Kristopher can make people feel so loved, even though he is a very one-face person.

Cute thing: Kristopher always gives his beloved stuffed toys. Norway’s favorites from all time are a plushie version of their family.

Funny thing: Once, Loki sweared that Kristopher was having an affair. He called everyone to discover where he was, only to find him drinking with Santiago and François. Next meeting big news: The three were having an affair (You can thank Luciano for that).