Notes: My entry for day three (movie parody) of @karasunosecondyearsfanweek!! I'm not doing prompts for the whole week but I wanted to contribute, so here we are. I wrote this in a hurry and I hate myself for it. Apologies if anyone is OOC ;-;
He doesn't remember whose idea it was. Not that it mattered, because it was a terrible one, clearly. And now who did it fall upon to make sure their brainstorming session didn't end in literal fire?
Dear, long-suffering, not-paid-enough-for-this, what did he do in his past life to deserve this Ennoshita Chikara, that's who.
The same Ennoshita Chikara who was currently watching his very spirited fellow second-years have a heated discussion over movies. He loved them, but "a handful" was a wild understatement. And they were butchering a lot of those movies, mind you. Frankly, Ennoshita wasn't sure what would break first - his poor, cringing film buff heart, or his rising blood pressure.
("Ryuu could be Thanos!!"
"If you're Superman, I'm Batman!"
"...Wrong franchise, you two,")
At least no one has brought up trying anything crazy like special effects-
"OOH, WHAT ABOUT THOSE EFFECT THINGIES? LIKE EXPLOSIONS AND STUFF?"
"We're not making a blockbuster film, Noya. It's supposed to be a parody. A parody."
Nishinoya pouts. Ennoshita sighs. And sighs again as he watches Noya ponder for a minute before lighting up again.
"What about stunts? Like fighting and stuff? It can't be that hard!"
(In the background, Kinoshita and Narita are stifling their laughter as Tanaka eggs Noya on. Ennoshita wants to strangle them all.)