#2muchswag

I M DA BEST ALL AROUND AND NOTHIN CAN BEAT. ME.

SO I GUESS I BETTER ELABORATE ON THIS POST FROM MY MAIN MAN kayinnasaki.

I GOT A FRIEND WHO'S A BRONY. LIKE WAY DEEP INTO BEING A BRONY. SO DEEP THAT HE HELPS ORGANIZE A CON CALLED THE GRAND BRONY GALA. I DON'T WATCH MLP, BUT I SHOWED UP BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOUR FRIEND HELPS ORGANIZE A CON.

SO I'M THERE WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, I LOOK AT THE SCHEDULE AND I SEE THIS FUCKING THING:

4:00 PMTotal Chaos! - MLP:FiMXSonic the Hedgehog

Length = 2 hours

Cross-over project with MLP and Sonic, project development, Q&A and screening.

LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK. I FIGURE I GOTTA AT LEAST SEE THE START OF THIS THING BECAUSE HOW CAN I POSSIBLY NOT.

SO WE GO IN AND WAIT WITH ALL THESE OTHER PEOPLE FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN AND NOTHING DOES. THEN ONE OF THE WORKER DUDES COMES IN AND SAYS THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE THE GUY WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THIS THING IS BUT MAYBE HE'S ON HIS WAY?  MAYBE? PLZ WAIT HE'LL BE HERE I GUESS.

I'M LIKE NAW FUCK THAT.

SO I SAND UP STEP TO THE FRONT OF THE ROOM AND DECLARE I AM PROFESSOR KNOWS ABOUT PONIES AND AND THAT I AM HERE TO ANSWER THEIR QUESTIONS ABOUT SMALL HORSES AND SANIC.

I WAS SOON JOINED BY THE FELLOW WITH THE SICK TOP HAT AND SOME DUDE WITH A BEARD AND WE BASICALLY CARRIED ON LIKE MORONS IN FRONT OF PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY WANTED TO LEARN ABOUT SONIC X MLP CROSSOVER FAN FICTION. WHEN THE ORGANIZER CAME BACK IN AND TOLD US THAT APPARENTLY THE MLP X SANIC GUY WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND, WE DECLARED HIM GUILTY OF DEPRIVING ALL PRESENT OF THE FINEST FAN FICTIONS, AND SWORE HE HAD TO PAY FOR HIS CRIMES. HE HAD NO RIGHTS UNDER BRONY LAW.

WE MADE STUPID JOKES, ACCUSATIONS AND DANCE ROUTINES FOR A GOOD 15 MINTUES BEFORE SOME OTHER ORGANIZERS CAME IN, TOLD US THEY WERE GONNA USE THE ROOM FOR SOME OTHER THING SO GTFO.